Author's note: I just thought I'd let you know I'm getting bored with this. You can only write about Sirius Hates His Family or Sirius' Family Hate Him so many times. So I probably won't be updating again any time soon (not that I EVER have). I have only put one drabble here because well I have the attention span of a senile goldfish with amnesia.
Eaten?
"Sirius what's it like at Hogwarts?"
"Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Especially for first years."
"Why?"
"You know how you get sorted into houses?"
"No."
"Well, they lock you up in the dungeons with giant worms and, depending on what happens, they decide which house you'd suit. They figure people in Gryffindor will defeat the worms easy, Ravenclaws recite text books at them and Hufflepuffs dress them up in pink ribbons."
"What about Slytherin?"
"Oh, they're the ones who get eaten."
"Eaten?"
"Oh yes, Regulus, eaten."