Disclaimer: I own the plot but not any other good stuff. So don't steal my plot or you'll walk the plank matey! Even though walking the plank is historically inaccurate but I felt it fit.

"Hey watch you it you drunken whore!" yelled Jeanne as a wench stumbled past her. They had arrived in Tortuga a couple of hours ago and were currently sitting in some tavern unknown to both Melissa and Jeanne.

Most of the crew had come ashore here but there was a watch left on the Black Pearl. They had lost Ana Maria somewhere along the way to the tavern.

Melissa and Jeanne sat at a table with Jack, Gibbs, and some strumpets. Melissa was glaring at the whores sitting around Jack.

"Bloody strumpets." Melissa muttered under her breath.

"What was that now, love?" Jack asked.

"What? Nothing, I said absolutely nothing at all!" Melissa snapped, she hadn't expected him to hear her comment. She made a metal note to stop saying things under her breath since everyone seems to hear her anyways.

Apparently Jack did not buy the lie and he had heard what she said since he just gave a sly grin in response. Melissa was sick of watching him flirt with those cursed whores so she turned her seat so her back was to him.

"Jeanne… Look…" Melissa said in astonishment as she pointing to a man sitting at the bar.

Jeanne started to turn her chair around to see what Melissa was pointing at when her foot got caught on the chair leg.

"Goddamn chair!" she yelled as she hit the dirty floor. Getting up and dusting herself off she noticed the man that Melissa had pointed out.

"Is that who I think it is?" Jeanne asked dumbfounded.

"I believe so but how did he get here?" Melissa replied.

"I don't care! All I know is that he is and I'm going to take full advantage of it!" Jeanne said with a smile.

Melissa watched her friend go over to the bar and make small talk to the man. A smile from Jeanne confirmed that it was no other than L.J. Jenkins.

Which all in itself was completely random and left a big gaping hole in the plotline. The only reason this was added to the story was because the Jeanne character threatened to go on strike if the writer did not add a cowboy for her. So I apologize for the randomness of the situation but let it be known that it was against the writer's decision.

So let me explain to all you normal people who L.J. Jenkins is. He is a bull rider for PBR (Professional Bull Riders) and according to Jeanne "He's a hot cowboy"(insert drool here). Anyway continuing on with the story…

Melissa watched her friend wander off with the man and scrunched her face in disgust trying not to think about what they were planning on. Turning her chair around to face Jack again she could see that Gibbs had left probably with a whore she thought.

She cursed her friend for leaving her alone with these whores and Jack. Repulsed by the sight of the wenches and Jack she walked to the bar to go get some more rum. Alcohol makes the go round Melissa thought to herself with a smile.