Disclaimer: Hi y'all it's Jeanne. Melissa is too lazy to type this up so I'm doing it for her. She wrote it don't worry you don't have to deal with my ramblings. So for all you people that love to sue she doesn't own anything except the plot. She doesn't even own herself poor thing. Oh and if you haven't seen the second POTC movie you might not want to read this we sum up the entire movie. You've been warned now lets get back to the buckin action. Sorry about the last part I got to go to bull riding last night GO ME!

"So how much do you know about Davy Jones?" Jack asked. He and Melissa had situated themselves across from each other at a table. Jeanne was still missing form all the action well at least from what was going on with Melissa.

"More than you think." Melissa quipped. She figured that if he was going to tease and torment her then she would give it back tenfold.

There was and awkward pause until Jack made a hand gesture as if too say well what are you waiting for? Go on.

"Well…" she said as if pausing before long monologue. "You owe a debt to Davy Jones since he raised the Pearl for you. You're going to lose your hat, the kraken is after you, you'll see Bootstrap and he'll be all "I apply black spot now!" cannibals will try to eat you, you'll fall in love with a jar of dirt, you go to get the dead mans chest, you fight on a big water wheel , Norrington steals the heart, Elizabeth tries to kill you and the kraken takes your beloved Pearl back to the depths right after it eats you." She said quickly and casually as if it were an everyday thing.

He was quiet for a second as if absorbing all of the information and at that a;; he could say was "oh."

"Yeah oh." Melissa said rolling her eyes.

"Well then that raises the question of how you know all of this." Jack Questioned.

Oh shit Melissa thought now what am I going to do? She didn't think that explaining about her being form a different time and the whole thing with the movies would only get her labeled as crazy. She had to think up a lie and fast, "uh… I'm a soothsayer of sorts. Beware the ides of March!"

After a quizzical look from the captain "alright then he said mockingly if you'll excuse me I believe I shall be leaving"

He stood up from his chair and Melissa started to follow suit when her foot got caught in the edge of her blunt trench coat. It would appear she had been drinking more than she thought.

"Shit." She screamed as tripped she reached for anything to help her stop from falling. Unfortunately for Jack anything apparently qualified his coat for the job.

"Bugger!" he cursed as he hit the ground also.

Jeanne was looking for her friend, cowboy in tow. She had heard Melissa scream shit and knew where she was immediately. Walking up the stairs she opened the second door on the right.

"Hey Melissa I found you fina… whoa buddy I didn't need to see that." Jeanne shouted and quickly shut the door. So you have to understand Jeanne's impeccable timing she had opened the door right when Melissa and Jack had fallen on the ground beside each other.

"Wait Jeanne its not what you think you pervert!" Melissa said getting up.

She could hear Jeanne shouting in the hallway "LALA PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES I CABT HEAR YOU!"

"Screw it." Melissa said pessimistically as she followed her friend out the door Jack behind.

At least this night proved interesting." He muttered to himself.