Disclaimer: Hi its Jeanne again! I'm really happy right now there's mutton bustin in this chapter! I love it. For those of you that don't know what dirt surfing is its simply falling on the ground and getting dragged a couple of feet it's really fun! And the thing with the cowboy is Melissa promised me that if I fell off the picnic table at fair a cute cowboy would come over and help me that didn't happen and she launched me sooo its pay back time to bad it not real oh well. So on with the real declaimer Melissa owns nothing not herself but only the plot so you people who like to sue you can't ha-ha in your face! On with the story then.

"Watch out! Move it! Pardon us!" Jeanne and Melissa shouted

The sound of hooves pounding against the docks could throughout the harbor. The Black Pearl was currently being restocked with supplies and Jeanne had come up with her own idea of how to load the livestock. They were racing down the docks to the Pearl on sheep!

"Eat my dust!" Jeanne yelled back at Melissa.

"Kiss it sucka!" Melissa blurted at Jeanne as she passed her.

The racing continued until Melissa went dirt surfin' off her sheep. She rolled to her feet barreling some random person over in the process.

"Why must I always hit someone when I fall?" Melissa shouted while shaking her fist at the sky.

"Pardon me." The man said as he offered his hand to help Melissa up.

When Melissa got back on her feet she saw that Jeanne had gone surfing too and L.J. was helping her up. Melissa at once recognized who she had run over.

"Will?" she asked.

"Yes, do I know you?" he inquired.

"No but I know you and someone who knows you that you know too." She said making it sound as confusing as ever.

"What in bloody hell happened here?" Jack questioned referring to the two sheep running off and the two girls being covered in dirt from surfing.

"MUTTON BUSTIN!" Jeanne shouted with much enthusiasm.

"What?" Jack asked

"Mutton bustin its like the second to the best sport ever. The first being bull riding of course its where you take a sheep and hang on as long as you can while there trying to jump and kick and all that happy nonsense and then you let go after 8 seconds and hope that you don't get stomped on by a sheep because that sucks really bad when you get it in the ribs trust me." Said Jeanne as she laughed about the last part and the face that L.J. made.

"Oh is that all" Jack asked

"Yep" Jeanne said being pretty happy go lucky right now. This made Melissa think that she had gotten into the moonshine again or something else had happen but Melissa pushed that thought quickly out of her mind.

Melissa was not paying attention to the conversation until Jeanne swiftly smacked her on the back of the head. "Well that should get rid of her ADD for now."

"BOB!" Melissa exclaimed loudly everyone looked at her funny and then she continued not listening to the conversation.

"Jack I've been looking for you." Will stated. "Elizabeth has been taking captive and I need help retrieving her."

"Does that girl always get kidnapped? Why doesn't he just lock that dumb bitch up?" Melissa asked Jeanne.

"She is locked up in a prison cell!"

"Well if you're asking me I see no reason why I should risk meself and me Pearl for the gel." Jack bluntly said.

"I thought you would care to know that the governor is offering a handsome reward for the return of his daughter."

"I'm listening." Jack said with a slight grin.

"Too bad we can't return her dead." Melissa whispered to Jeanne.

"Really." Jeanne replied dryly.

"So what happened to the prick this time Will?" Jeanne asked genuinely curious but not without adding an insult.

"Well…" he began.

That's it for right now! Melissa doesn't have ADD she is stupid some days though and acts like it. Its ok I have the same problem with shinny objects. Oh shinny object! The BOB think is because were typing it on my computer today and I have ribbons from winning shows that say BOB on them she asked me if it was an animal. I told her no it stands for best of breed. You have to be here to understand it. Melissa says to review if you do shell do a little dance. If you don't she'll send the demon flesh eat bed babies after you. That's what Melissa said hey I had flesh eating beetles once would that work. No Jeanne. Bye Bye for now come on Jeanne lets go. Bye.