This is Melissa again be warned that Jeanne wrote half of this chapter so... oh and its full of drunken rambling thanks to me. So enjoy! O and right reviews since I have been putting up a chapter or more a day to satisfy Jeanne's ever-growing demand for amusement.
Disclaimer: hi it's Jeanne for the third time! Go you people that read this. So were having a little fun here today while were typing this so if it makes completely no sense you know why and it's not the kinky kind of fun either. Oh shinny object Melissa says that she's to ADD to type right now so this means that you get to listen to me ramble on about absolutely nothing. Ok so Melissa says that she has to pee like a racehorse I should have never taught her that saying. Ok for all the sue happy people you know the drill. There were legal… I hope. Ill have to check into that one. On with the story shall we oh and everyone should like the end.
"Well what" Jeanne said sounding very annoyed by now. Stupid people that take forever to do anything or say anything. We ain't in Texas anymore you cant say well and that's it got it.
Melissa just looked at her friend like cool your jets women. All the time Melissa was very slap happy about something Jeanne figured that she had to much to drink again and that Melissa need to quit while she was ahead of the game or else something bad would happen to her again. Why do I all ways have to save her im not a guy and im defiantly not her mother eww Jeanne thought.
Will then preceded to tell them the events that led up to the present. Him and Elizabeth had been aboard the Squall when they had heard the sweet singing of three voices in the distance. Off in the distance three small islands could be seen next to each other and the sound appeared to becoming from them. They sailed ever closer to the rocky outcropping knowing that this was foolhardy yet they continuing sailing toward the three mysterious islands.
Soon they could see three creatures with the head of a female and the body of a bird, each one on its own rocky island. The creatures were all singing the same enchanting song that seemed to be pulling the Squall to her fate. The only thing that he remembered was seeing a wrecked ship and his drearly beloved taken away from him by the god of the sea, Poseidon.
"Dearly beloved we are here today to mourn the loss of old what's her face." Jeanne remarked with a big smile spreading across her smug face.
After an angry look from Will and a smile from Melissa he continued on with his story. "I awoke later to find myself floating on a piece of wood from the wreck and eventually found my way here."
"Wow he ends up on a floating piece of wood a lot doesn't he?" Melissa commented.
"Kinky!" Jeanne added.
"So how big of a reward are we talking about?" Jack asked he was much more interested with this than the long-winded tale of Wills.
Later that night you could here the whining of Melissa all throughout the Pearl "I don't know why we have to save that stupid strumpet!" The bad news for everyone else on board is that Melissa had been drinking… again and people were finally coming to the conclusion of her being a mean drunk.
The sun had a few hours ago and the five of them were bored sitting in the galley of the Pearl with nothing to do currently. When an evil smile crept across Jeanne's face.
Taking notice of this Melissa innocently asked "What are you thinking?"
"I thought of a real fun way to pass the time!" Jeanne announced.
Melissa shot her a slightly disgusted yet questioning look.
"STRIP POKER! Hell yeah!" Jeanne declared. "With a twist! Loser gets branded property of the winner!"
"I like that idea!" said L.J.
In the end Will backed out of the idea and it was left to the two hicks to explain poker to Jack. Melissa had a fun time watching Jeanne's patient wear thin and leave the explaining to L.J.
After a few hands Jeanne still had all of her clothes except her boots but the same could not be said for everyone else. You see after Jack had to take his shirt off Melissa lost her poker face completely and was very... distracted.
Being the genius that she is she had forgotten about her henna tattoo on her back of the sparrow flying into the sunset. Oh shit she thought if Jack sees that hes going to get all cocky.
The thought was completely interrupted by Jeanne saying "Pants down boys!"
"Kinky!" Melissa chimed in.
The game appeared to be won for Jeanne with Melissa and Jack tied for last. Luckily for Melissa she had managed to keep her tattoo hidden.
"I win!" interrupted Jeanne once again breaking Melissa thoughts.
Melissa looked down to see that Jack had lost and of course Jeanne had won. L.J. had come in a close second and Melissa almost losing.
"Dammit, I was hoping I'd get to brand my cowboy." Jeanne swore. "Well I don't want 'im so I'll use Melissa's initials. He's all yours girl." Jeanne said.
"Best present ever!" Melissa said smiling. She knew that he would never truly be hers but hey a girl can dream right? Jack seemed to have a slight look of fear when he saw Jeanne with a hot branding iron. He had been branded before but this girl was crazy.
Hope you enjoyed the wonderful chapter i came up with the best idea of all strip poker! For those of you that don't understand cowboys are hot really hot. Melissa says that pirates are to not to offend any one. Have fun going back to school those people that do I still have another two weeks off it will be filled with packing but its better than having to go back to school like Melissa dose ha ha ha Bye i hope that we will be back soon.