So school has started again, bleh. Bring on the babbling and sleep deprivation! So any who my point is this that I will be updating about once a week or two now instead of everyday but I am working on making the chapters longer.
School has turned me into an undead zombie with three hours of sleep so if some things are odd or don't make much sense I blame school. Is it just me or does school have a certain funky smell to it? It probably doesn't help though that some people have never heard of a new miracle called deodorant! I'm rambling I'll stop now and continue the story.
Disclaimer: I own the plot and that's it. Hot damn! What a wonderful life it would be if I owned Jack. Although I would probably have to fend off hordes of rabid hell fans on a daily basis.
Jeanne's Commentary: Melissa just called me stupid and she's the one reciting all the lines from POTC perfectly.
Melissa leaned against the wooden railing of the Pearl watching the waves break on the hull of the ship. Turning around with her back to the rail she found something else to stare at, Jack. He was presently fooling around with his compass and talking to Will.
She smiled when she saw Jack shove the compass into the hands of Will. Obviously that worked, she could see by Jack's expression that they finally had a heading. She had to stifle a laugh when she saw the Captain rest his hand where he had been branded the night before. She couldn't help but giggle as she pictured some damned whore asking Jack why was MG was branded on his ass.
"Why aren't you doing your chores?" Jeanne yelled at Melissa. Jeanne laughed when she saw her friend jump at her sudden appearance.
"Don't do that! You know I'm already paranoid as it is!" Melissa retorted.
"Well stop drooling at your lover boy and come on!" Jeanne said as she grabbed Melissa's arm.
Reluctantly Melissa took one last look then followed Jeanne below deck to do their dull chores.
"So where is L.J. at anyway?" Melissa asked
"Well apparently the author seems to have chosen that he should only show his face when I am threatening to go on strike." Replied Jeanne as she continued to swab the deck.
"How convenient!" Melissa said in mock sarcasm. Only the sound of the mops splattering on the deck could be heard until she broke the silence. "Well now if you excuse me I believe I'm done and have other matters to attend to." She said as she set down her mop and walked off.
"Oh no you don't. I'm not go to do this all by myself." Jeanne said turning around looking for her friend but she was nowhere to be seen. "What have you gone and done now?" she muttered to herself.
OH NO! What is Melissa doing? Will Jeanne ever finish swabbing the deck? Will L.J. still be a character with no soul? Will Jack get lucky? Will Elizabeth die? I hope so! Will Will find Elizabeth before Melissa kills her? I don't know or do I?