A/N: Aaaaah! What happened to my asterisks! Ok, since when I uploaded the docu, the formatting changed, I'm going to use a small 'x' where asterisks are supposed to be.Gomen!

Standard disclaimer applies: If I owned Hunter X Hunter, then I would make sure Hisoka has a shower scene in every episode. x squeals…hugs self…swings from side to side…dies happy x

SLAMBOOK FEVER

Chapter 2: The Heroes

Gon and Leorio looked at each other then excitedly signed their names on their slambook. Killua was a little hesitant but looking at Gon, signed his as well. Kurapika, probably knowing the disadvantages of telling certain secrets, was the last to sign his name. Then like a game of 'pass-the-message,' they gave their slambooks to the one on their right.

And so, the trusty slambook reveals…

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Leorio writes on Kurapika's book:

About you:

Q# 1 Known as: Leorio (the man!)

Q# 2 Born: March 3

Q# 3 Sex: Male, very, and available x grins x

Q# 4 Age: Ok, what's with the constant questions about my age!

Q# 5 Nen type: xlooks suspiciously left and right x Right, rub it in! I passed the frigging Hunter exams, didn't I!

Q# 6 Occupation: Medical student

Q# 7 Civil status: I did say available right? And oh yeah, very attachable

Q# 8 Describe yourself: Tall, dark and handsome x tries to look modest x

Q# 9 Best feature/asset: My glasses. Makes me look cool, doesn't it?

Q# 13 Motto in life: 'Money makes the world go round' x laughs wickedly x

Q# 14 List your three top priorities in life, according to importance: 1) making money, 2) becoming a doctor, 3) oh, ok, then I'll figure out what my nen ability is. x raises fist in anger x

Q# 16 Describe the person you are interested in/are with: blonde and very dedicated. x blushesfuriously x Don't any of you get me wrong, we're just FRIENDS! x scowls x

Q# 17 If you were stuck in a deserted island, what would you bring? x grins x Girls!

Q# 18 If the world were to end tomorrow, you would probably bevolunteering for the medical mission, I mean, hey, medical volunteers would be needed after a catastrophe like this, right? (I'm so smart!)

Q# 19 I can't live without mylooks x laughs like one demented x

Q# 20 I've always wanted to be a... d-o-c-t-o-r

About you and others:

Q# 1 Best friend/s: Kurapika. Gon's a nice kid. I suppose I would also have to put Killua since he and Gon are like twins!

Q# 2 Best dressed: Could anyone in this show be dressed more normal than me?

Q# 3 Most beautiful: Man or woman? I mean, Kurapika's a very beautiful man. He's more beautiful than most females and… x reviews what was written x Ok, I'm going to stop now.

Q# 4 Most handsome: x ahem x Is this question about me?

Q# 5 Most intelligent: Who's the would-be doctor? x smiles at friends who are not looking at him x

Q# 6 Most popular: Since I'm more concerned about saving the world as a doctor, the others with their precious nen have more fans. x grumble, grumble x (Hah! Just you wait!)

Q# 8 Most friendly: Hisoka (HAHAHA!)

Q# 10 Most likely to be a couple: Just between friends, but don't you think Killua is a little bit protective of Gon?

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Kurapika sighs but writes reluctantly on Killua's book:

About you:

Q# 1 Known as: 'Kurapika' to my friends. 'Chain Guy' to those-who-I-won't-name…but they know me as Kurapika now. Thanks for nothing Pakunoda!

Q# 2 Born: April 4 in Lukuso Valley

Q# 3 Sex: !&#!#!&!#! For the last time, I'm MALE!

Q# 4 Age: 17

Q# 5 Nen type: You know I need to keep this secret

Q# 6 Occupation: Head bodyguard of the Nostrad family

Q# 9 Best feature/asset: My eyes! It's the reason why those-who-I-won't-name killed my whole clan! x blood pressure rises, pen snaps in half x

Q# 12 Role model: The Terminator

Q# 13 Motto in life: Don't get mad, get more than even! x laughs like one demented then settles down once more to be 'calm Kurapika' x

Q# 14 List your three top priorities in life, according to importance: 1) Kill Spiders, 2) Kill Spiders, 3) Kiiilllllll! x blood pressure rises again x

Q# 15 List the three most important people in your life, according to importance: They're all equally important to me: Leorio, Gon and Killua.

Q# 16 Describe the person you are interested in/are with: Tall, brooding, mysterious, usually wears a fur-lined coat (god knows why!) and I'm interested not for the reasons you would probably assume! x scowls x

Q# 17 If you were stuck in a deserted island, what would you bring? A boat

Q# 18 If the world were to end tomorrow, you would probably bedirecting those-who-I-won't-name to be the first to welcome it. x smiles evilly x

Q# 19 I can't live without mycontact lenses

About you and others:

Q# 1 Best friend/s: Leorio, Gon, Killua and oh, Melody.

Q# 2 Best dressed: x grumble, grumble x Kuroro

Q# 3 Most beautiful: Neon Nostrad, although the person who said 'beauty is skin-deep' got it right.

Q# 8 Most friendly: Gon…that kid would befriend anyone!

Q# 9 Most likely to succeed: Not me, because I will

Q# 10 Most likely to be a couple: Hisoka and Kuroro totally deserve each other. Good luck to them! And no, I don't think Killua is that protective of Gon (this is for Leorio).

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Killua sits a little apart from the others then starts answering on Gon's book.

About you:

Q# 1 Known as: Killua Zoaldyeck

Q# 2 Born: Duh! I'm here now, aren't I? Oh, does this mean like birth? July 7 on Kukuru Mt.

Q# 3 Sex: Male

Q# 4 Age: 12

Q# 5 Nen type: Transformation

Q# 7 Civil status: I'm too young to answer this

Q# 8 Describe yourself: Coolest looking of all the Zoaldyecks!

Q# 9 Best feature/asset: My spiky, white-blond hair. I don't know but chicks fall for this all the time. (Hah! Beat that, Aniki!)

Q# 10 Hobbies/interests: skateboarding, surfing the net, watching midnight pay-per-view shows

Q# 12 Role model: x coughs self-consciously x My father, Silver Zoaldyeck

Q# 13 Motto in life: 'Try and try before you die' (Not mine really but this is what my family usually say to escaping targets) x shrugs x

Q# 14 List your three top priorities in life, according to importance: 1) escaping my mother and brother, 2) surpassing my father, and x blushes x 3) protecting a certain someone

Q# 16 Describe the person you are interested in/are with: Too innocent and gullible so I have to protect hi−…erm…this person.

Q# 17 If you were stuck in a deserted island, what would you bring? A LEAVE card duh! Haven't you played Greed Island before?

Q# 18 If the world were to end tomorrow, you would probably be Hey, don't go blaming me!

Q# 19 I can't live without my x blushes furiously x best friend

About you and others:

Q# 1 Best friend/s: Gon. Kurapika's ok too, and I suppose I could add Leorio as well (Hah! I do have friends! What do you say to that, huh, Aniki?)

Q# 3 Most beautiful: Kanaria

Q# 4 Most handsome: Silver. By the way, people usually say that I look like my father.

Q# 6 Most popular: Milluki. Do you know he got the most votes for 'fattest pig on the planet' bwahaha! x clutches stomach, wipes tears x

Q# 7 Most quiet: My eldest brother

Q# 8 Most friendly: This would have to be Gon. That kid's too gullible.

Q# 9 Most likely to succeed: Kurapika and Gon

Q# 10 Most likely to be a couple: Just between friends, but don't you think Leorio is a liitle bit sweet on Kurapika?

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Gon writes excitedly on Leorio's book.

About you:

Q# 1 Known as: Gon Freecs!

Q# 2 Born: May 5 on Whale Island!

Q# 3 Sex: What does this mean?

Q# 4 Age: 12!

Q# 5 Nen type: Wing-sensei says Reinforcement!

Q# 6 Occupation: Um…?

Q# 7 Civil status: I don't know this either. x sighs x

Q# 11 Likes/dislikes: I like animals!

Q# 12 Role model: My father, Gin Freecs!

Q# 14 List your three top priorities in life, according to importance: 1) Become a hunter (done that!), 2) Work on my ultimate attack (getting there), 3) Meet my father Gin (umm…)

Q# 15 List the three most important people in your life, according to importance: Well, my family and my friends are all important to me but I guess Aunt Mito would be first, then my best friend Killua (sorry about that, Kurapika and Leorio), and then my father, Gin!

Q# 17 If you were stuck in a deserted island, what would you bring? Well in Greed Island, you just have to get a LEAVE card…although it wasn't exactly deserted.

Q# 18 If the world were to end tomorrow, you would probably bebut why would it end!

Q# 19 I can't live without mygreen jacket and shorts, they're the only clothes I've got! Haven't you noticed I'm the only who hasn't changed in the entire show?

Q# 20 I've always wanted to be a...great hunter!

About you and others:

Q# 1 Best friend/s: Killua and Kurapika and Leorio!

Q# 2 Best dressed: Killua! x sighs x He has a lot of change of clothes. x pities self x

Q# 3 Most beautiful: I think my Aunt Mito is the most beautiful woman in the world!

Q# 4 Most handsome: Er…Kuroro Lucifer (sorry again, Kurapika) but he's EVIL!

Q# 5 Most intelligent: Kurapika knows a lot of things and Leorio's going to be a doctor. x thinks hard x So I guess, Gin!

Q# 6 Most popular: In a display of extreme OOC-ness That would be ME, don't you notice that everybody likes and wants to protect me!

Q# 7 Most quiet: Killua! When he goes 'assassin mode,' he's really quiet!

Q# 9 Most likely to succeed: Kurapika! (but he should go easy, remember when he got sick?)

Q# 10 Most likely to be a couple: I think Pakunoda and Kuroro would have made it but Pakunoda's dead now. And no, I don't think that about Leorio and Kurapika (this is for Killua).

A/N2: Next chapter, the triumvirate (Hisoka, Illumi, Kuroro) answers. Bdw, I didn't make up the personal info, I got it from this cool site called 'Hunter Depot,' you fans probably know it. And yup, you all guessed right about the sender :).