A/N: Gomen ne for taking so long but it was actually hard to think about answers for the Ryodan and I had to do Neon who believe me is not a personal favorite. So just be prepared for plain silliness and nonsense in this and the next chapter. Quite short too and some answers are based on personal bias hehe. OOC-alert…I really am warning you. +lopsided grin+
Standard disclaimer applies: If I owned Hunter X Hunter, then I would have made a beautiful female character just for Illumi-kun!
SLAMBOOK FEVER
Chapter 4: The Ladies
Machi and Shizuku looked at the other Spider members then at each other. Machi shrugged then exchanged slambooks with Shizuku. It was apparent that the males were still debating how to do the slambook, or rather, how to best write their names on the cover.
Shalnark was at his computer, experimenting with various fonts. Phinx was busy spelling his name and covering it with his hand as Feitan was always looking over his shoulder. Franklin wasn't having success at holding a pen and not breaking it.
They were just all too busy to notice that the girls were already answering the slambook:
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Shizuku was thinking very hard what to write:
About you:
Q# 1 Known as: Shi-zu-ku?
Q# 2 Born: Yes
Q# 3 Sex: …No
Q# 5 Nen type: Ma-te-…Ma-te-ri-ali-…I forgot
Q# 6 Occupation: Umm…No?
Q# 7 Civil status: This is confusing. Yes?
Q# 8 Describe yourself: I'm a girl……with glasses……I have a vacuum cleaner?
Q# 9 Best feature/asset: Duh?...oh, wait… I remember. That tall guy… who's a friend of the chain guy told me I was cute… but I forget exactly when it happened.
Q# 11 Likes/dislikes: I like… I like books. I dislike… I dislike books. Oh, did I answer that already?
Q# 12 Role model: Dancho and Cher of Clueless
Q# 13 Motto in life: Huh? What's that?
Q# 14 List your three top priorities in life, according to importance:
1) get back Dancho
2) get a make-over, gothic chick just isn't me
3) …I forgot
Q# 15 List the three most important people in your life, according to importance: ...umm…what's the question again +reads again, then forgets to answer+
Q# 16 Describe the person you are interested in/are with: +starts to blush+ He's not tall, he doesn't talk much…but he's already interested in someone else
Q# 17 If you were stuck in a deserted island, what would you bring? Deme-chan
Q# 18 If the world were to end tomorrow, you would probably be… +sobs+
Q# 19 I can't live without my… Deme-chan
Q# 20 I've always wanted to be a... molecular bioengineer…. but what exactly do they do?
About you and others:
Q# 1 Best friend/s Franklin
Q# 2 Best dressed Does Pakunoda count?
Q# 3 Most beautiful I want a make-over
Q# 4 Most handsome Umm…is Feitan going to read this?
Q# 5 Most intelligent Shalnark
Q# 6 Most popular I think Hisoka because people here always ask, "Where is that pervert now?"
Q# 10 Most likely to be a couple I saw Paku and Dancho once…erm, I forgot what happened. Then I also saw Machi and Hisoka in…+thinks hard+ …I also can't remember. And then…+sobs+ …then… +sobs again+ …Are Feitan and Phinx really "partners"?
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Machi distanced herself a little from the others before opening the slambook.
About you:
Q# 1 Known as: Machi
Q# 3 Sex: Female
Q# 4 Age: 24
Q# 5 Nen type: Transformation
Q# 7 Civil status: I intend to remain single and have no interest in dating so I hope someone gets this through his head! (By the way, that date with Nobunaga doesn't count)
Q# 8 Describe yourself: I'm referred to sometimes as the 'ice princess' or 'snow maiden' but I would rather prefer 'blue-haired goddess'
Q# 11 Likes/dislikes: I like money. I dislike clowns, magicians and half-naked men asking me out to dinner…no matter how hot, I mean, persistent they are!
Q# 12 Role model: Dancho
Q# 13 Motto in life: The best things in life are free…so it isn't stealing.
Q# 14 List your three top priorities in life, according to importance:
1) finding Abengane, the nen-remover
2) finding our beloved Dancho
3) inding a way to get rid of a certain perverted clown
Q# 16 Describe the person you are interested in/are with: +looks furtively from left to right+ He's insane so I'm very interested to wring his neck!
Q# 17 If you were stuck in a deserted island, what would you bring? Are you kidding? I get to be by myself? Hallelujah!
Q# 18 If the world were to end tomorrow, you would probably be… +yawn+
Q# 19 I can't live without my… I'm fairly self-sufficient
Q# 20 I've always wanted to be a... nun (no one's going to bother me in a convent right?)
About you and others:
Q# 1 Best friend/s The original Ryodan
Q# 3 Most beautiful +uncharacteristically blushes+ I refuse to answer this but let me see.. Pakunoda's dead so my only rivals are two airheads and a Muscle Woman who pretends to be a child SO… oh darn! I forgot Illumi +sigh+
Q# 4 Most handsome Dancho of course. Too bad, if somebody expected himself to be written here.
Q# 5 Most intelligent Shalnark
Q# 7 Most quiet I don't know but I would love to silence someone
Q# 8 Most friendly Franklin. Underneath that creepy exterior is a far more decent man than any other male here +glares at other guys at other side of room+
Q# 10 Most likely to be a couple I'm not sure if there's any of that in the Ryodan but this sort of thing must run in the Zoaldyecks. That Killua kid was way too protective of his black-haired companion when we had them. There's also of course Illumi and… Hisoka. They could be, you know… I mean it!...and I don't care!...Hah!
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Neon squealed happily as she took the slambook from the delivery box it came in. She also got one for Christmas and Senritsu was reluctantly answering her slambook at present. She wondered who passed their slambook to her so she flipped it open but saw no name on it but just a stylized, inverted cross on the first page.
Neon wondered about it for a full millisecond then shrugged. She just wanted to write things about herself! So she answered gaily:
About you:
Q# 1 Known as: Neon Nostrad!
Q# 2 Born: Yes! By my mother but she's dead now.
Q# 4 Age: 16
Q# 5 Nen type: I don't know but I used to have an Angel Pen…
Q# 7 Civil status: I'm single and cute+claps happily+
Q# 8 Describe yourself: I'm physics… oh you know, a person who can see the future
Q# 9 Best feature/asset: My bounciness +bounce, bounce+ Don't you think so +giggle, then bounce, bounce+
Q# 10 Hobbies/interests: Shopping+clap, clap+
Q# 11 Likes/dislikes: Ooh! I like collecting body parts! But I dislike blood! That's just yucky if you ask me.
Q# 13 Motto in life: Before making a purchase, stop and think if you really need it. If not, buy it anyway +bounce, bounce+
Q# 15 List the three most important people in your life, according to importance:
1) My father, of course! I mean, who would pay for all my shopping bills?
2) Then my maids, I can't carry all my shopping bags you know
3) And then… Hey, I can count you know! I have two maids so that makes… three people. Hah! You probably thought I was dumb +hides calculator+
Q# 16 Describe the person you are interested in/are with: You mean interested in other than myself? Well, this is hard, let me think… +thinks, thinks hard, thinks some more+
Q# 17 If you were stuck in a deserted island, what would you bring? +pouts+ I guess I'll have to bring cash. They might not accept credit cards there.
Q# 18 If the world were to end tomorrow, you would probably be… Nuh-uh, I'll tell Daddy to fix it!
Q# 19 I can't live without my… let's see… my allowance, mastercard, visa, Chanel purse, Blahnik shoes, Chloe jeans, Cartier bracelet, Hermes scarf, Marc Jacobs top, Vuitton luggage… (her list will be finished next year)
About you and others:
Q# 2 Best dressed Me, me, me!
Q# 3 Most beautiful OK, those fangirls who keep saying Kurapika is prettier than me are just too mean!
Q# 4 Most handsome I met a guy in York Shin. +blush, blush+ He was charming and cute, but sad coz he cried. I've never seen a guy cry before… Omigod! Could he be gay!
Q# 7 Most quiet Me, me, me+BOUNCE, BOUNCE+
Q# 8 Most friendly I've always been friendly +bounce, bounce+
Q# 9 Most likely to succeed Oh, Daddy can do anything for me!
Q# 10 Most likely to be a couple Not sure yet but I think Kurapika will be proposing to me soon coz he keeps following me around. I wonder why? But don't we make a pretty couple +clap, clap+ Then again, I also like that Kuroro gay, I mean, guy +bounce, bounce+
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A/N2: Well, that leaves the Ryodan guys so it's them in the next chapter. I only hope they write something in the slambook +wink, wink+