NEW UPDATE: I look at this many years later, and I'm disappointed by my lack of writing skills, so I tried to fix it a little. Nothing much really, just a few spelling things and weird formatting for the most part. I could rewrite the whole thing, but I'm not sure what I was thinking when I wrote this, so it's best that I just leave it as it was, oh so long ago.

Disclaimer: I don't own this random show. If I did it wouldn't be half as funny as it is.

Chapter 1

The Bonafide Botector of Hair Goes to School

Bobobo: "Don Patch, you cheated and now our whole group has to go to school!"

Beauty: "What? Our whole group has to go!"

Gasser: "I'm not going. I don't want any part of this show anyway."

Don Patch: If I'm going then so are you!"

Don Patch grabbed Gasser and dragged him to Fitch High School in Connecticut. Beauty and Bobobo followed closely from behind. Bobobo charged in front of Don Patch, who remained too focused on Bobobo, and failed to notice the huge football player in his path. He then crashed into the bulky football playing student.

That Monday started average, at least untill I arrived at my first period class, Foods I. Shortly after settling down in my seat, a strange spikey haired character walked in. He wore a black shirt with a skull and crossbones over a white shirt. He also wore a pair of blue jeans. His pale blue hair, was slightly spiked.

He sat across from me, and remained silent. Finally someone asked him what his name was. He resisted answering the question by quickly walking away from the table.

The a man with a blonde afro and a chef's hat on walked in. He wore a white shirt, a blue skirt, and on top of this he wore a "kiss the cook" apron. He ran into the kitchen and started to heat the stove. Out of the cabinet he grabbed a frying pan. Then he pulled an orange spiked ball outta nowhere and started to flip the orange creature in the pan.

Girl's voice from the hallway: "Bobobo, Don Patch, Gas-can where are you? I don't think we're supposed to be here."

The blue spiky haired kid walked to the door and left to speak with the girl. Meanwhile, the teacher just sat at her computer, not realizing what her students were witnessing.

Ariel: "Sam, are these guys from another one of your animes? They are, aren't they?"

Sam: "Yeah, these folks are from a series called Bobobo-bo bo-bobo."

Lissa: "Bobobo-bo bo-bobo? I haven't heard of that one before".

Sam: "It's a little new right now. I think that the episodes just hit the tenth one on CN."

The spiky haired kid, Gas-can!?, walked in with a young girl with pink hair. She wore a pink shirt with a white vest and a pair of blue pants. Her belt had the insignia of a heart on it.

All of a sudden! A bully from the Foods I class, Ivy, kicked the oven Bobobo was cooking on. Don Patch fell out of the cooking pan and onto the floor. He resembled a puddle.

Bobobo: "What have you done to my Don Patch cookies! BEAUTY! LOOK WHAT HE HAS DONE TO MY DON PATCH COOKIES!"

Bobobo then sat on the floor and started to cry.

Beauty: "What do you mean by Don Patch cookies?"

Gasser: "Sometimes it's better not to try and figure out what they are talking about."

Bobobo turned to face the boy who kicked the stove, Ivy. His face looked rather enraged yet there were still tears pouring out from his eyes. Nose hair started to appear from his nose and they started to wiggle.

Bobobo: "Snot for you!"

The nose hairs flung Ivy to the other side of the classroom. He hit his head on the side of one of the six wooden tables in the room. He fell to the floor unconscious.

Don Patch returned his normal the spiky ball shape and ran up to Bobobo.

Don Patch: "Who are all these people? Shouldn't they be at home watching our show?"

Bobobo: "I don't know who these people are, but shouldn't we all be friends?"

Bobobo pulled out a guitar and started playing the amazing theme song to his show. Beauty and Gasser watch from the sidelines, since they were at a loss for words. Bobobo motioned everyone to join in. The thing was only one student knew exactly what the class was going on about. So Bobobo, Don Patch and Sam sang the Bobobo theme song.

The three singers: "WILD CHALLENGER Stand Up! Stand Up! Stand Up! Stand Up!
Stand Up! Stand Up! Stand Up! Stand Up"

Bobobo walked over towards Don Patch once the song was over. He handed him a sheet of paper. Don Patch read it and looked surprised.

Don Patch: "How did I fail a Foods I class?"

Bobobo: "You destroyed my Don Patch cookies."

Don Patch walked over toward Gasser, grabbed him and dashed out the classroom door.

What will happen to the characters in this strange school?

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