Hollynoel: I revisited some of the old chapters and corrected some of the mistakes I found. Some chapters do have a few more words added to them, but it's nothing really.
Chapter 4
Math Class Fiesta
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Beauty and Gasser:"WHERE DID THEY GO!"
Beauty and Gasser stared at each other and then they decided to search for the two missing people together. The two minute bell rang and then they noticed that all the children began to run for their classes. Some kids seemed to not care at all and they just continued to stand in the hallway.
Behind where Gasser had landed was a very small hallway. It was so small that Beauty had to walk behind Gasser instead of next to him. They walked past a small classroom and in it was a math class. The bell rang.
Male teacher: "Aubrey ---! Would you please shut up! I'm trying to teach a class!"
Loud Spanish music starts to play. Soon the sound is blasting from the room.
Beauty: "Gas-lata, I think we found Bobobo and Don Patch." (Just a little Spanish humor)
Gasser nodded his head and started to open the door where the music was coming from. The walked in and noticed the slightly ticked off teacher. In the center of the classroom, the class stood in a circle and watched something.
Both Beauty and Gasser moved to the front of the crowd. They watched this event and both of thier jaws dropped.
Beauty + Gasser: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SCHOOL?"
What they witnessed was something that shouldn't be described, it's important to the story so here it goes:
Bobobo was wearing whatever a rapper wears nowadays. (Create that image yourself) Don Patch was wearing a bikini-like top and an extra long skirt.
Bobobo: "She makes me want to speak Spanish."
Don Patch (Patches) : "My hips don't lie."
Yes, they were dancing to that particular song.
Bobobo: "I didn't know she could dance like that."
Beauty (turns to Gasser): "How could something like this start?"
Gasser: "I don't want to know."
Samantha:"I'll explain that, our math teacher was playing some strange music during our test. Then that song started playing rather loudly. Then your two friends there showed up and started dancing."
Then the classroom door slammed and everyone turned around to see what it was. Jelly Jiggler had appeared in the same outfit as Don Patch. The music stopped.
Jelly Jiggler: "Sorry, I'm late."
Bobobo: "What do you mean sorry? We could have lost our jobs because of you."
Don Patch: "Do you want to end up living in that supermarket again?"
Bobobo: "I will not hesitate to return you for a refund."
Jelly Jiggler: "Nooooo!"
Jelly bent down and started to cry. He also was rolling all over the floor.
Gasser: "Are we trapped in some horrible B movie?"
The whole class started to get unruly. The started to chant that they wanted more Bobobo and Don Patch. Bobobo and Don Patch understood what they had to do. Bobobo turned over to look at Beauty.
Beauty: "What are you staring at?"
Bobobo: "Turn up the music, Beauty!"
Beauty: "Okay... Sure thing, Bobobo."
Beauty walked over to the large stereo that was on the other side of the room and turned it to the max volume. The Spanish music blasted her to the other side of the classroom. Luckily, Gasser was over there to catch her.
Beauty:"Thanks, Gas-lata."
Gasser:"Your welcome."
Both Beauty and Gasser turned around to witness the next act. Now Bobobo and Don Patch were rapping, Jelly Jiggler was dancing. Now the math teacher was starting to get really P.O.ed.
Teacher:"YOU THREE, OUT OF MY CLASS AND I MEAN NOW!"
The door slammed and Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler were piled on top of each other. After them were three papers with F's on them.
All 3:"Aaahhh! We failed!"
Bell:"Bring Bring!"
The students ran out of the classroom and soon everyone was stuck. One kid managed to break free and the rest soon followed. Once the hallway was clear both Beauty and Gasser walked out. In their hands was a piece of paper and both of them had A's on them.
Will Don Patch ever pass a class? Will the others pass as well? Find out next time.
Hollynoel: The girls last name was not stated to protect her privacy.
Lata means can in spanish. If you didn't figure that out.
The song for those of you guys who don't know what I'm talking about is:
"My Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira.