Hollynoel: Sorry about the wait. I have been at the rink preparing for Nationals. Now that it is over and school is as well. I have plenty of time to write.
Just so you know, there isn't much left in this story because Bobobo and co. can only do so much in a school day. To make up for that this chapter is longer than usual. Not much but longer.
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Chapter 6
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What Really Happened to the Gym Teacher?
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Last time the group joined a gym class. There they were already causing trouble without the main activity taking place. Let's rejoin our heros as they are just starting to stretch (for sitting and reaching).
Beauty: "This is so easy!"
Beauty easily reaches past her feet with her arms.
Bobobo: "I am the best in the world."
Bobobo quickly takes his leg and reaches it over his head. Then he bends it over and lets his leg rest on his back.
Beauty + Gasser: "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!"
Jelly is sitting in position but his arms don't seem to have moved at all.
Jelly Jiggler: "This is painful."
Don Patch: "No one is better than me."
Don Patch is also sitting, but he hasn't even started to stretch.
Beauty: "BUT EVEN JELLY JIGGLER IS STRETCHING FARTHER THAN YOU!"
Gasser was sitting on the sidelines watching the rest of the group. (In my class you don't have to stretch, but you lose points if you don't)
Gym Teacher #3: "Time to get started. Let's play Basketball!"
After a few minutes of play the teachers put on music.
Bobobo: "It's time."
Beauty: "Time for what?"
Don Patch: "I understand."
Gasser: "What are you talking about?"
Jelly Jiggler: "I've been waiting the whole class to do this. I'm ready."
Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler stand ready in a battle pose.
Bobobo: "What's Basketball?"
Don Patch: "I have no idea."
Jelly Jiggler: "Come to think of it, neither do I."
Beauty: "WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T KNOW WHAT BASKETBALL IS?"
Gasser: "Actually, I hear that lots of girls on the west coast have no idea what you are talking about."
Beauty: "I didn't need answer!"
Beauty starts chasing Gasser with a basketball. The first time she throws it Gasser manages to avoid the attack and it hits Don Patch.
Don Patch (Patches mode): "Who hit my beautiful face? Who ever it was will face the rage of me and my Yaya!"
Don Patch starts to chase both Gasser and Beauty in the background. Bobobo steps forward.
Bobobo: "This game reminds me of when I was young."
Bobobo opens the curtains. (That's right ladies and Gentleman it's Bobobo theater time.)
Bobobo: "Back then I lived with my gang 'The Really Nice Guys'.
Gasser: "What a horrible name."
A teenaged Bobobo ran into an abandoned building.
Bobobo: "So guys what's up?"
Gang Dude #1: "Our friend Frank was attacked by a rival gang. Today we are going to get revenge."
Gang Dude #2: "I'll go get poles to beat them with."
Bobobo: "No, this is the first time that I will say this, but we have to use our secret weapon."
Gang Dude #1: "I agree, let's do this."
Rest of Gang: "Yeah!"
Bobobo, and the rest of the Really Nice Guys ran outside and into the abandoned building that was right next to theirs'. The scene ends with everyone happily following Bobobo.
Jelly Jiggler: "Did you win?"
Bobobo: "That's not important!"
Bobobo kicked Jelly Jiggler into the air. Jelly hit the ceiling and came down hard. A whistle can be heard blowing in the background.
Beauty + Gasser: "I'll take that as a no."
Gym Teacher #2 :"Hey you! It's off to the principal's office for you!"
Bobobo got his nose hairs ready.
Bobobo: "I'm tired of listening to you! Snot For You!"
Kid in Class: "That afro guy defeated the most evil of all the gym teachers. Yeah!"
Bobobo: "Now it's time to play Basketball!"
Bobobo grabbed Don Patch and threw him at Gasser. A kid warned him and the round Don Patch hit and adult. (Gym teacher #3) the teacher hit the ground with a thud.
Gym teacher #1 didn't seem to notice that the other teachers had been injured. (Trust me this guy is an air head) He stood still watching the class to make sure that everyone was playing fairly.
Bobobo: "I'm tired of this game."
Jelly Jiggler: "Me too."
Don Patch: "Let's ask the teacher if we can play a new game."
Group: "Yeah."
Don Patch: "Hey teach, can we play a different game?"
Quickly the teacher ran to back of the room and opened the door when the equipment was kept. He went inside. Bobobo picked up Don Patch and threw him at the door. The door shut and the teacher was now stuck inside. (Yep! It doesn't open from in there)
Kid: "Hooray! All the gym teachers are gone!"
Gasser: "How are we going to get back in the rooms to change?"
Samantha: "I stole this key a while ago. Sadly it only works on the girls room you boys will have to wait. A long time I guess."
Bobobo and company (minus Beauty) waited outside. Then they remembered they were anime characters and that they could change whenever they wanted. Now the other boys stood alone.
How will they pass the class if all the teachers are trapped? Find out next time.
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Don't worry. I will write again soon. I have already started the next chapter. I hope you're still enjoying your summer.
