Chapter 8 -
Lunch Time is for Foolishness
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Last time the group managed to defeat a few bullies. Now they are sitting down to enjoy lunch.
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Samantha: "Don't worry her name really is Kelsey. I call her Waity because I can't stop this habit of mine."
Waity or Kelsey: "Um, you guys have fun. I'm going to sit somewhere else."
Heather: "If you're going to leave, watch out for Nina."
Samantha: "If you sit here she won't get you."
Beauty: "Who's Nina?"
The whole lunchroom except for Bobobo and co. started to choke on their food.
Kelsey: "She's pure evil and she loves anime! Even thinking about her makes me crazy!"
Samantha: "That's true. Don't dwell on it too much; her only problem is she constantly has crushes on anime guys. I think Fluffy was her latest victim." (Sesshoumaru)
Gasser: "She sounds scary."
Heather: "I think you'll be okay. She only likes older anime characters."
Girl: "Hey Sam! Where are you guys?"
Kelsey: "Don't you dare do it Sam. If she can't find us then she won't be able to sit with us."
Samantha: "I can't help it. I'm too nice. Hey Nina! We're over here!"
A short girl with brown hair came over to the table. She was carrying a magazine. (Shojo Beat)
Beauty: "Gas-can, that was the girl that we saved earlier"
She plopped down in-between Beauty and Gasser.
Nina: "Who are these guys?"
One by one, Bobobo and co. introduced themselves. Nina began to stare at Gasser.
Heather: "Nina, what is that magazine that you brought"
Nina: "It's my favorite, Shojo Beat. It has some of the hottest anime guys ever. Like Night from Absolute Boyfriend. He always makes me giddy. He's so awesome."
Waity: "It doesn't take much does it?"
Nina: "I don't care if Night is an android. He's the hottest anime character ever! Squee"
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The group hadn't noticed but Bobobo, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler had run away from the table. Now who knows where they went? I do.
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Samantha: "I think there are a lot of cuter looking guys than him."
Nina once again looked at Gasser.
Nina: "Like who?"
Samantha: "I don't really get into that aspect, but I guess Takuto from Full Moon O Sagashite is cute"
Nina: "Cute and hot are two different things. Takuto is cute and this guy is hot." Points to Gasser
Beauty + Gasser: "WHAT!"
Nina: "Gasser is really hot. His outfit is soooo cooool. Yeah he's reaallly hott. Looook at his awesome hair cut."
Gasser: "I'm not your type. Trust me."
Nina: "I don't care, you're really hot. Just let me hug you."
And hug she did. Poor Gasser. Meanwhile, Beauty was becoming quite, pissed. In fact, she had fire in her background. All of a sudden, she started to choke Nina.
Beauty: "Gas-can is mine! Only I can kill him by choking him to death!"
Heather + Samantha: "Calm down guys."
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Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler had moved on to bigger and better things. While the lunch ladies thought that they had closed the kitchen, Bobobo + Don + Jelly had snuck in.
Bobobo: "Let's pig out!"
Don Patch: "Let's eat till the cows come home!"
Jelly Jiggler: "That's not fair! You guys took all the good ones."
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Now the group had managed to get the two feuding girls to calm down. They only had to let Beauty knock out Nina to stop the feuding. Gasser was still unconscious on the floor.
Samantha: "That was easier than I thought."
Heather: "It wasn't easy at all"
Samantha: "That doesn't mean that it wasn't easier than I thought it would be."
Beauty had returned to her cheery self and continued to eat lunch. Gasser had regained consciousness and he too was enjoying lunch.
Samantha: "I'm sorry Beauty. I thought Gasser would be safe."
Heather: "Me too"
Kelsey: "Who cares? Nina is on the floor unconscious. Let's cheer!"
Heather: "Let's save that for later."
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Bobobo + Don + Jelly appeared in the lunchroom carrying a whole tray of food.
Bobobo:"We know you were expecting it."
Don Patch: "So here."
Jelly Jiggler: "It comes!"
They began to toss the food everywhere. You know what that means.
Kid: "FOOD FIGHT!"
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Just then, the bell rang. All the students left the cafeteria and headed to their next class. No one even bothered to throw something.
Where will our heroes end up next? You'll have to wait to find out.
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Just so everyone knows Nina is almost real. Yes almost. I do know someone who used to act very much like she does. That made this chapter the easiest chapter to write yet. Sorry, it took a while. My computer didn't want to cooperate with