Hollynoel: This chapter is why I gave this series a teen rating. Umm.. there are some words in here that some may find offensive.
Chapter 9
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History Class is Banging, I Mean it!
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Last time out heroes were faced with their most difficult enemy yet, Nina, a crazy anime fan. Luckily Beauty managed to defeat her. Now Bobobo and Co. have to find a new class to pass.
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Kid: "Are you Bobobo?"
Bobobo: "I am."
Kid: "Do you know where I can find Jelly Jiggler?"
Gasser: "Why do you want him?"
Kid: "The Spanish teacher wanted me to give this to him."
The kid flashes a piece of paper with a B+ on it.
Beauty + Gasser: "HE CAN SPEAK SPANISH?"
Bobobo: "He's over there."
Bobobo pointed to Don Patch who dressed up like Jelly Jiggler.
Kid: "Are you Jelly Jiggler?"
Don Patch: "Are you some kind of moron? Who else would dress like this?"
The kid gave Don Patch the paper and left.
Don Patch: "Yea! I passed! We can finally go home!"
Jelly arrived from the bathroom.
Jelly Jiggler: "What is he so happy about?"
Beauty: "He pretended to be you so he could pass Spanish. That's your grade he is showing everyone."
Jelly: "What? I must get it back."
Jelly looks around him. A fire extinguisher caught his eye.
Jelly Jiggler: "Take this! Fist of the Wobble Wobble, Fire Extinguisher Attack!"
Jelly had simply taken the fire extinguisher and threw it at Don Patch's head. In the shock, Don Patch dropped the paper and Jelly ran over and grabbed it.
Jelly Jiggler: "Yea! I did it I passed! I passed! I passed! I passed!"
Beauty + Gasser: "We did that in the fourth chapter."
Jelly started dancing and eventually he was wiggling his whole body.
Bobobo: "Let's go on this ride. Mama."
Don Patch (Patches mode): "Of course we can honey."
Beauty: "That's not a ride. That's a history room!"
Jelly Jiggler: "I wanna go on that ride too."
Bobobo opened the door and walked inside. The rest followed him. Bobobo walked up to the front of the room and looked at the teacher.
Bobobo: "How many tickets is it to ride this, Mr.?"
The teacher stared at Bobobo for a while. He wasn't sure what to say at first. Finally a black kid spoke up.
B. kid: "What the hell? This ain't no ride and there ain't no ride here. What are ya a moron?"
Don Patch: "I ain't no moron! I'm a meathead! Did you hear me? A meathead."
Kid: "I wasn't talking to you. The guy with the wack fro was the one I was talkin' to."
Bobobo: "Do ya mean me?"
Kid: "No, I mean the other dude with the wack fro."
Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch each quickly took out a golden wig and placed it on their heads.
Don + Jelly: "Do you mean me?"
Kid: "NO! I mean that gay fag over there."
Bobobo: "You're annoying and pointless."
Don Patch and Jelly flee.
Bobobo: "Fist of the nosehair!"
Bobobo's nosehairs picked up the kid and threw him far out the window to a place where he would never be seen again.
Class: "Finally, we got rid of that guy. Yea!"
Kelsey B.: "Some one was listening to to me when I said. I wanted him gone."
Jamie: "That guy will finally stop asking retarded questions."
Johnathan: "I will be the only one who will now."
Sam: "Poor guy. But the seat behind me will now be vacant."
Jamie: "It's that way most of the time. He always ends up sitting next to the teacher."
History teacher: "Thank you for getting rid of this problem child. You will both receive A's today."
Beauty: "Why Don Patch?"
Teacher: "Because he's the only one who hasn't passed yet. I'll let him go."
Bobobo: "We can leave now. We all passed."
Samantha: "Not so fast guys. You'll have to wait until you've beaten the Principal."
Don Patch: "Who's this principal guy?"
Samantha: "He makes all the rules and unless you defeat him, you'll never be able to leave."
"Bring!"
Class: "School is over. Time to leave!"
Hollynoel: Umm… I don't want to sound racist or anything so I apologize to all who were offended by the black dude. That kid is real. Umm he would never shut up so that's why I included him. I can remember his face so well. His name was J-R or something like that. He read it and he's fine with it.(He laughed) Sorry if I offended you. I didn't mean to. Don't stop reading before the last chapter. That's a little silly.
Chapter 10 is almost finished. You know what that means, the end of the line. I see you soon.