Hollynoel: Here it is the long awaited, long anticipated final chapter. Thanks to all that have encouraged me. I really want to thank my readers from here: The Bobobo Paradise Forums.
Chapter 10
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We All Passed; it's Time to Defeat Our New Enemy
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Last time our heroes figured out that the only one who could stop them from leaving the school was the principal. Now they are headed to his office to find him.
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Bobobo: "Excuse me where's the principal's office?"
Kid (annoyed): "That way. Now I have to leave or I'll miss my bus."
Bobobo and co. finally reach the principal's office. Bobobo opens the door.
Principal: "Welcome Bobobo, I see you finally found me. The principal. But Bobobo, I'm about to reveal my secret to you. The truth is the mastermind behind trapping you here is actually me, Freddy."
Beauty: "Who is Freddy?"
Principal: "It is I, the horrible raccoon that the principal wears on his head!"
The raccoon jumped off the principal's head. He stood in a battle stance in front of Bobobo. The principal fell on the ground.
Beauty: "IT'S A RACCOON!"
Gasser: "I just thought it was a bad wig."
Beauty: "It sure is bad."
Freddy: "Prepare yourselves because if you fail to beat me. Then you all have to pass classes all over again."
Gasser: "OH NO! IT WOULD TAKE ANOTHER NINE CHAPTERS JUST TO DO SO!"
Beauty: "I can't last that long!"
Bobobo: "More school would be fun."
Don Patch: "We could visit the teachers we made friends with."
Beauty: "This school is not fun! What's the matter with you? Anyway, you injured most of the teachers that we met today."
Freddy: "Prepare yourselves! Fist of the wild animal, dropping quarter attack."
Freddy dropped a quarter on the ground.
Freddy: "You there Jelly Jiggler, pick up the quarter!"
Jelly walks over to the quarter. He kneels down and looks at the quarter.
Gasser: "That attack was pointless. Jelly Jiggler is stronger than that."
Jelly starts crying.
Jelly Jiggler: "I can't pick it up! I don't have any thumbs."
Jelly keeps trying to pick up the quarter.
Freddy: "Now it's your turn Don Patch. Fist of the wild animal, random fact attack."
Don Patch: "No matter what your attack is, it won't defeat me."
Freddy: "Did you know in high school there is no recess? The students are expected to be serious all day. They aren't supposed to play around all day. If you stay here you won't be allowed to play anymore."
Don patch: "What? That can't be true! I can't live like that!"
Don Patch starts running around the room panicking.
Freddy: "Only one more left. How should I deal with him?"
Gasser + Beauty: "What about us?"
Bobobo: "It's my turn to attack. Fist of the nose hair, book-throwing attack!"
Bobobo picked a book off the principal's desk and started to throw it at him. He looked at it.
Bobobo:"Aaahhh! Everyone one reads Naruto don't they?"
He continues to throw the book. Freddy is hit.
Freddy: "Aaahhh! I'm not going to lose to you! Now you have to face my scariest attack yet. Fist of the wild animal, Super Serious World!"
The room starts to turn black and white.
Bobobo: "I'm going to finish you quickly. Fist of the nose hair!"
Freddy: "That's not going to work here. Nose hairs can't be used to attack."
Beauty: "Where did Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler go?"
Gasser: "I think that's them over there."
Don Patch had turned into a small bag of Pop Rocks and Jelly was now in a jar labeled Lycchi jelly.
Beauty: "WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?"
Freddy: "Jelly and Pop rocks can't talk in a world full of seriousness."
Gasser: "Then why can you talk? You're an animal."
Freddy: "I'm not sure why."
Freddy became a real raccoon and tried to walk out of the room.
Beauty: "Don't think that I'm going to let you leave!"
Beauty closed the door.
Bobobo: "Spiffy, come here boy!"
Don Patch arrived in his dog outfit.
Bobobo: "Get that raccoon out of my yard!"
Don Patch: "Right!" Don Patch chases Freddy around the room. Finally, he runs into his desk and passes out.
Bobobo: "We must bury the dead."
Jelly Jiggler: "Yes, it is the right thing to do."
Don Patch starts digging a hole.
Bobobo: "Let's fill the hole with water."
Don Patch: "Yeah, he won't get thirsty."
Jelly brings water for the hole.
Beauty: "That's so sweet."
Gasser: "They are really kind, even to their enemies."
Don Patch picks up Freddy and throws him in the hole.
Bobobo: "Freddy was an evil, evil little raccoon. I'm sure that no one even cares that he's dead. Goodbye, we'll miss you."
Jelly and Don Patch start crying.
Jelly Jiggler: "He has a way with words. Doesn't he?"
Don Patch: "It's true, he does."
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Hollynoel: That's not the end! Check out the epilogue to find out the real ending.
