TRY FIND YOUR NAME IN THIS!

I'm trying a different style for this fic, and hopefully, I'll be finished before AH/AY. If not, I'll try to finish before she finishes the sequel to Secrets Untold!

KILL MAURA ATTEMPT #5

In San Francisco, at 1329 Prescott Street, strange things were happening.

It had all started when a young woman called Jenny knocked on the door…

'Ding Dong.'

"I'll get it!" Phoebe Halliwell said, running as fast as she could to the front door. She might not live in the manor anymore, but she was there everyday.

Billie Jenkins smiled as the elder witch ran passed, reminding herself that some things never change, Phoebe's strange habit of running to the door being one of them. However, this time Piper beat her to it.

"Hi. Can I help you?" The eldest charmed one asked, balancing her daughter on her hip.

"Hi, my name is Jenny Kimiko. I need some charming assistance." Jenny smiled.

Piper looked at her strangely. "Wait here for just one second."

She shut the door. "Phoebe!"

The middle Halliwell sister raised her eyebrows. "What?" She hissed back.

"Girl at door."

"So?"

"Asking for charming assistance."

"Oh." Phoebe's eyes widened. "What should we do?"

The toddler in Piper's arms gurgled, and the two women looked at her, an idea forming in both their minds.

"Petal, can you go see if the lady outside is nice?" Piper asked in her baby voice.

"Tal see." Petal Halliwell smiled. "Lady nice. Has sweeties!"

"Good girl Tal. Now, go play with your cousin." Piper smiled, putting her youngest child on the floor.

"Witch cuz?" Petal asked.

Paige orbed in just then, with her two daughters. "All three of you go play with Primrosa. She's in the living room with all her friends from magic school, Connie, Dana, Alycia, Nicole, Jessica, and Marieke."

Phoenix Mitchell looked up at her aunt. "That's a lot of friends." She remarked.

Her twin sister Peggy nodded. "Where's Terry?"

Phoebe looked confused. "Terry who?"

The twins rolled their eyes. "Petra, Rosa's sister!" Phoenix exclaimed.

"Honestly, call yourself her mother." Peggy tsked.

Piper let Jenny in. "She's at Mita's or Barb's. Why do you call her Terry?" She asked.

"Johnny started it." They chorused, before leading their cousin to the mini party.

Jenny smiled. "Big family."

"Yeah. With lots of friends." Paige said, as four boys ran passed. "Chris, Henry, Wyatt, Shen, be careful!" Paige yelled after their retreating backs.

Jenny whistled to get the Charmed one's attention. "I need your help."

Ten minutes later.

"So let me get this straight." Paige said. "She's human, but is ushering in the era of darkness."
"Not just for earth, but the whole universe." Piper finished.

Jenny nodded.

"How?" Phoebe asked.

"Think of it this way." Jenny said. "A morpher is… a powerful object. Give the powerful object to a complete simpleton who has a tendency to sulk when things don't go his way, just so his mother and grandmother fuss over him. Enter the bad guys. Let the annoying brat lead a team of five elite fighters against the bad guys."

Fear entered the Charmed one's eyes.

"I suppose we could call in a few favours." Paige said, nervously.

"BILLIE!" Piper called. "Have you been practising your projection lately?"

The Ultimate power entered the room. "Yeah. And I've been listening the whole time, so I'm thinking explosives. Get Andros and Danne out the house, and take me to KO-35."

Jenny blinked. "Okay. Can you wait three days?"

"Sure."

ON KO-35

Andros was on his way home from work, a bouquet in his hands. He'd remembered that Danne had said she'd liked the way that earth flowers had looked in the book Cassie had given her. After she'd gone to bed, he'd gone to a specialist shop and ordered Californian poppies and orange blossoms, which she'd said had looked particularly pretty. It'd cost him a day's pay, but the look on Danne's face would be worth it.

"Excuse me sir." A feminine voice called. "Are you Andros?"

Andros spun around to see a young woman behind him.

"Yes." He answered warily.

"Oh thank goodness, I've been looking for you everywhere! My name is Rachel Rider; I'm from earth. You and your daughter have won an all expenses paid trip to the earth theme park of your choice, courtesy of Sajsa enterprises." Rachel said, cheerfully. "Unfortunately, due to a file mix up we can't grant you the customary all day passed, but we will give you enough money to last a week, even if you eat at Jimmy Chungs everyday!"

Andros blinked. "Jimmy Chungs?"

"A very expensive Chinese restaurant." Rachel explained. "It's overrated if you ask me."

Andros nodded. "Okay."

Rachel's smile brightened. "Okay, we'll give you three days to fill out the forms (just basic stuff, in case you have to go to hospital), and because of your status here, you can also use that time to ensure our offer is real, and not a plot to weaken KO-35. You and Danne will leave then. May I recommend going to either Disneyland or The Magic Kingdom? Danne would love it, I'm sure!"

"Alright." Andros agreed heartily. "We'll go to The Magic Kingdom. What's that?"

Rachel sighed and handed him the forms, and a brochure for The Magic Kingdom.

"It's in Paris." She said. "It's aimed at anyone under the age of fifteen, but most adults enjoy it as well."

THREE DAYS LATER

Satisfied that Andros and Danne were not only out the house, but also out of the system, Rachel called her best friend Jenny. "It's go time."

Jenny glowed in behind Rachel, Billie in tow.

"Okay Billie, that's the house." Rachel informed her. "Inside is the woman responsible for this mess, AKA Lynnette, Maura, and Cevil. Thanks to me nominating Andros as the Greatest Dad on KO-35 and rigging his prize options, Danne and Andros are vacationing at The Magic Kingdom. It's up to you now."

Billie looked up at the sky, then back at the house in front of her. She put her hands on her temples and concentrated.

All of a sudden, a test missile swerved away from the offshore target it had been heading towards, and began racing towards the little house.

The three people inside were blissfully unaware of the danger.

Seconds before the missile hit, several demons shimmered in and grabbed Lynnette, Cevil and Maura. As the missile hit, they shimmered out, landing in front of the three females.

Everyone was thrown back by the blast, although Rachel managed to grab Billie and Jenny and glow out.

"I hope those demons spend eternity getting sunburn in purgatory." Billie groaned, standing up.

Jenny and Rachel agreed.