"I've only seen it once," Roxas said.
"I could only stand it once..."
"My friend bought it for me."
"I hate you Hayner..."
Roxas' last experience with White Noise wasn't pleasant.
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"Dude, Roxas, breathe," Hayner said, patting Roxas' shoulder.
"Fuck breathing. They HEAR you breathing." Roxas looked around him real fast before returning to his blank stare at the television.
"Calm down. None of this is real," Pence said.
"I mean, COME ON. We know that fortune-telling is total bull. And once you're dead you're DEAD. I mean look at him, he-" Hayner put a hand over Olette's mouth.
"Not the right time, Olette."
Olette sighed. "Sorry."
"FUCK! They're right behind you!" Roxas screamed, taking off his shoe to chuck at the 'things' on the screen.
-
Olette turned off the TV. They decided to watch the whole thing so Roxas would have some closure. Sadly, this movie doesn't end that way...
"That sucked," Olette said bluntly.
"I thought it was cool," Pence said defensively.
"Yeah, I'm with Pence," Hayner agreed.
-silence-
"Roxas?" Olette asked. Roxas was swaying back and forth, muttering incoherent words under his breath. Suddenly he sprang up off the couch.
"Fuck, they're here! Hayner, where's your microwave!"
"Uh... the kitchen?" Hayner said tentatively. Before he could ask why, Roxas ran into the kitchen.
"Hey, leave my microwave alone!" Hayner called as he saw Roxas grab a baseball bat. (Where he found it, no one knows.)
"Die, evil minions from beyond! DIE, BITCHES!"
-
"Well, let's get this show on the road! Movie, whatever," Axel popped in the DVD and sat down on the couch next to Roxas.
"This isn't going to be pretty..."
As the movie went on, Axel noticed Roxas was beginning to act strangely.
"Hey Roxas what are you-?"
Axel jumped off the couch just in time. Roxas had leapt to his feet (on the couch I might add) and pointed at the screen.
"You fuckers can't get me now! I know your secrets!" Roxas screamed. Axel stared unblinkingly as Roxas continued screaming obscenities at the flashing screen.
"Whoa, whoa, Roxas! Calm down!" Axel made an attempt to pull Roxas off the couch.
"NO! You're with them! You're on their side! And I-" Roxas suddenly was cut off. He fell back onto the couch wheezing.
"Roxas!"
Axel ran to his side. "Hold on, I'll get your inhaler!" Axel turned to dash into the kitchen.
"It's...in-in the-" Roxas tried speaking between breath, but Axel had already left. He ran to one of the cabinets and opened it, revealing Roxas' inhaler. Axel grabbed it and ran back to the small blonde.
"Here," Axel moved as if to help Roxas, but Roxas shook his head.
"I-can do it..." He said weakly. He quickly drew in the medicine, holding it in for a minute before breathing once more.
"You okay?" Axel asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Roxas still looked pale, but he was beginning to recover.
"That's good." Axel sighed in relief.
Suddenly, Roxas turned to him. "How'd you know where my inhaler was?"
"Huh?" Axel was taken aback. "Uhh... I just threw open drawers and found it."
"Oh." Roxas smiled. "Thanks, Ax."
"Ax?" Axel raised an eyebrow. He smiled to himself as he watched Roxas turn a light shade of pink and turn away. After a while, Axel ruffled the blonde's hair.
"No problem."
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"Axel! C'mon, gimme some!"
"No way. My ice cream. You had your own." Axel said, holding his ice cream high so that Roxas was jumping up and down in attempts to steal it.
"C'mon, Ax! Pleeeeeeeeeease?"
"What did you call me?"
"Ax! It's easier and quicker- But C'MON I WANT SOME!" Roxas jumped with a new spurt of energy. Axel finally gave it up.
"Hmm... Ax... I like the sound of that," Axel said, grinning at the young blonde, who was now covered in ice cream.
"What about Axie waxie?" Roxas said through his ice cream. His eyes widened as his friend drew closer.
"You mind repeating that?" Axel loomed over him, a twitching smirk on his face.
"Uhhhh... AXIE WAXIE!" Roxas screamed, jumping up from where he sat and making a mad dash for his house.
"GET BACK HERE!" Axel called after him.
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Author's Note: Yeah, I know it's short and it's been a while, but hey. I type this in computer science so leave me alone. At least I updated... I LOVE YOU ALL!
