"Riku!" I whined, my voice sounding as annoying as a mosquito's.

He didn't turn around, just kept walking. How aggravating. If there's one thing I don't like it's being ignored. I jogged in front of him and stopped with my arms crossed over my chest.

"Oomph," was the sound he made as he crashed into me. We both went sprawling across the ground.

"You were supposed to stop," I grumbled, rubbing my elbow where I'd hit it. "I hit my funny bone." I pouted my famous pout at him. He just whacked me gently in the back of the head and picked himself up off the ground. Without saying a word he continued walking.

"StupidRikuignoringmeeventhoughidon'tliketobeignoredhe'ssomean," I grumbled to myself.

"I can hear you, you know," Riku laughed, tossing the words over his shoulder.

"I know, that's why I said it!" I grinned cheerfully, and sprinted past Riku. Every time we raced, he always won. But this time I was determined. Riku and I sprinted along the sandy coast, until we came to a dead end. I, I am pleased to say, won. Of course I did have the advantage of surprise, but shh we won't think about that.

"Where are we anyway?" I asked, panting. It was tough work racing Riku.

"You'll see," he said mysteriously, while wading into the ocean. I was annoyed; he hadn't even broken a sweat!

Memo to self: Exercise more

I sighed as I followed him into the sun-warmed water.

I followed him until I couldn't touch the sandy bottom of the ocean. Deciding that he was taking me nowhere, I voiced my complaints.

"Rikkkuuuu," I whined. I appear to be doing that a lot these days. "I'm going to drown!"

He swam past me on his back, as easily as if he were born in the ocean. I envied him. Especially since he had Kairi. I sighed inwardly.

"Sora you're such a wimp," Riku said with that legendary smirk on his face. "Anyway, it's just around this little island here." He swam to the island, and disappeared behind it. I followed him as I always do. I free styled to the shore, and wasn't looking where I was going. I swam straight into Riku.

"Oh, are we here?" I asked. I tried to touch the bottom of the sea, and found that I could stand easily.

"What do you think, dummy?" Riku drawled and walked off into the direction of a wall of ivy.

Memo to self: Kill Riku

I trudged after him but stopped when I realised he had disappeared.

"Riku?" I asked, trailing a hand along the ivy as I walked.

A hand grabbed me from behind and pulled me into darkness.

"Umph," I fell hard onto my arse. "Owiee."

"Hey babe," I froze, paralysed by envy. She was here.

"Where is here anyway?" I said, thinking aloud. My answer was a sucking, slobbery sound. I turned my head, knowing what I was about to see.

"Eww! Get a room!" I squealed as I saw Riku and Kairi making out. Okay so at this point I'm seeming really immature, right? Well if you saw the way these two kissed, you'd want to throw up. It's like, think of the worst possible movie kiss ever, where the guy pulls in and kisses like the girls upper lip/nose, cause they're aiming is really bad. And then, they start to transfer their banks of saliva, so Kairi has Riku's and Riku has Kairi's. It's really quite disgusting to watch. Which is why I turned around and started to inspect my surroundings.

The place was a room shaped like a semi circle. Various furniture was placed around the room. It looked like a monkey has decorated the room, as well as furnished it. One part of the cave-like wall was a bright red, another was a dark blue, and another was a hot pink type colour, and another was black. Really, the colours didn't fit in at all well together. As for the furniture! Well, one couch was covered in a zebra skin. Enough said.

"Sora!" A feminine voice said in surprise. It jerked me out of my horror at the bad décor of the room. Turning around I saw Kairi. I gulped. She was just as pretty as yesterday, even more so. How was it possible? Every day she got more and more beautiful. "When did you get here?" She asked.

"While he," I pointed at Riku, "Was sucking your face," I wrinkled my own in disgust. Kairi just giggled.

"C'mon Sora," Riku said, placing his arm around Kairi with an arrogant smirk on his face. I was seething. He knew I liked Kairi, so what did he do? Chased after her and, as usual, won. "I'm sure it's not that bad. I mean, I am a superb kisser." Riku wasn't the most modest of people.

Memo to self:

After killing Riku, bring him back to life.

Then kill him again.

"So anyway, what is this place? And why did you bring me here?" I asked in a bored tone.

"Well, it's our secret hiding place," Kairi said.

"Wait, by "our" you mean you and Riku right?"

"No I meant me and my grandma," Kairi said sarcastically. "Of course me and Riku, dummy." I really am getting sick of people calling me dummy.

"So…" I asked. "What's this place for anyway?"

Kairi and Riku exchanged secretive glances.

Okay! Firstly, it's short because it's an intro okay? and secondly, don't worry, Sora doens't stay so annoying.

R and R please:D