Their outing was set, everything was in order, and it was a very nice day. Only one problem. "I wanna see the pythons !!" shouted Shippo. "That's stupid ! I wanna see the tigers !!!" yelled Inu-yasha. "Let's see the wolves then !!" shouted Hank. "No way !! They have wolves locked up here ?!!" exclaimed Koga. "Uhh, yeah" said Hank. Koga's eyes narrowed and he walked off. "Where are you going ?" asked serenity. "Somewhere" said Koga. "I don't think you should've told him they have wolves locked up here" said Kamatari.
"Look at this !!" shouted Mimi as she jumped onto Kamatari's shoulder. "Hmm ?" said Kamatari. "They have a fox exhibit" said Mimi as she pointed to a place on the map of the zoo. "Vixens too ?" asked Kamatari. "What ?" asked Mimi. "It means female fox" said Shippo. "They should have those here" said Inu-yasha. Kamatari grinned a bit and walked off. "Uh oh...I know that look" thought Shippo. "Enough of this, im gonna go see the tigers !" said Inu-yasha as he walked off. "We'll make this trip a bit more fun" said Hank to serenity. Serenity nodded and followed Inu-yasha. Hank walked off behind serenity.
"I've always wanted a tiger for a pet, something to keep serenity away from me" said Inu-yasha. "Really ?" asked Hank. "Uh-huh" said Inu-yasha. Hank nudged serenity a bit, giving her the signal. "Oh my god !! Look !! Its Kikyo and shes naked !!" shouted serenity as she pointed in a direction. "WHERE ?!!" shouted Inu-yasha with a blush on his face. "Shes down there !!" shouted Hank as he pushed Inu-yasha off the side of the tiger exhibit. Inu-yasha fell down right on a tiger. With a loud roar, the tiger charged at Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha screamed and began running around in circles, tying to get away from the rampaging tiger. Hank and Serenity laughed their hearts out, so did everyone who was around to see the incident. "HELP !!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME !!!!!!!" yelled Inu-yasha as tears of fear ran down his face as he ran. This made everyone laugh harder.
"Oh man !! That was funny !!" said Hank. Serenity tensed up and pointed to something. "What ?" asked Hank. "w-wolf !!" shouted serenity. "This is no time to cry wolf !!" shouted Hank. "No !! Really a wolf !!" shouted serenity. Hank looked behind him and saw a wolf behind him. "It's just a wolf...A WOLF ?!!!" exclaimed Hank. Everyone saw a large number of wolves close in on them, and chaos ensued. "RUN !!!!!" shouted a person. As the people ran, the wolves chased them, snarling in hunger. "Its just one of those days..." thought Hank. "Now I wonder who could've let them all free" said serenity. Hank and serenity thought, all while the Jeopardy tune played in the background.
"Turn that music off !! It's annoying !!" shouted Hank. Then some kid cut their mp3 player off. "Thank you !" said Hank as he thought more. "Are you guys trying to find who let the wolves loose ?" asked a person. "Yes" said serenity. "It was a person with long black hair, a headband, and he ran very fast" said the person. "Koga !!" said both Hank and serenity at once. "Now, where is the wolf exhibit ?" asked Hank. "Follow me, I've been here lots of times" said the person. Serenity and Hank nodded. The person was about the same height as Hank, he hand long black hair, emerald green eyes, and wore a grayish shirt and blue jeans. "By the way, my name is Randall" said the person. "Too stuffy, don't you have a nickname ?" asked serenity. "Uhh, no" said Randall. "Then I will give you one !! Hmm...how about Randy ?" said serenity. "I hate that name !! Everyone wants to call me that !!" shouted Randall. "Well, get used to it" said Hank with a smirk. Randy growled.
(At the wolf exhibit)
The whole area had been evacuated. "That narrows down our search" said Randy. "I can smell him" said serenity. "Pardon ?" asked Randy. "Huh ? Are you that blind ?" asked Hank. "Im not following" said Randy. Serenity sighed and got really close to Randy. "You can't see a difference with me ?" asked serenity. "Well, now that you mention it, you have dog-ears and fox-tail" said Randy. Serenity and Hank sweat dropped. A few wolves still remained in the area and surrounded the trio. "I don't wanna get torn apart by wolves !! Theres so many things I haven't done yet !!" shouted Hank. "Just show them a bit of compassion" said serenity as she walked closer to the wolves. "Serenity !!! What are you doing ?! Your gonna get eaten alive !!" yelled Randy. "What does a human like you know ?!" shouted serenity as she kept walking. "Human huh ?" thought Randy.
Serenity was 3 feet away from the wolves, you could tell she was scared. "Hello there, your not gonna hurt me are you ?" asked serenity. All of the wolves growled at her. away" thought Hank. "RUN AWAY !!!!" shouted Randy. Serenity looked back at Randy, but as she did, a wolf bit onto her tail. Serenity froze, pain shot through her body. "Cover your ears" said Hank as he covered his ears. "Huh ? Why ?" asked Randy. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed serenity, so loud you could see the sound waves. Randy fell to the ground, partially deaf from serenity's scream. "Ohh, that's why..." said randy. "Get it off me !!! Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!" cried serenity as she tried to pull her tail from the wolf's mouth. Then, a figure ran to serenity at lighting speed, and got her free from the wolf. "Koga ?!" exclaimed serenity.
"I heard you scream, are you alright ?" asked Koga. Serenity nodded. Randy glared at Koga. "You're the one who set the wolves free !!" shouted Randy. "Who are you ?" asked Koga in a rude tone. "My name is-" Randy was cut off. "His name is Randy !!" said serenity as she stepped in front of Randy. "Randy ? Strange name" said Koga. Randy growled. "Koga, your getting the human upset" said hank. "Im not a human" thought Randy. "I wonder if Inu-yasha is alright" said hank. "Oh no !! What if the tiger got him ?!" shouted serenity as she ran back to the tiger exhibit. "Wait up !" shouted Koga as he ran off after serenity. "Confused ?" asked Hank. "Oh yeah" said Randy. "Well !! I'll tell you everything about our 'family'" said Hank. "Thanks...I think" said randy.
(Back at the tiger exhibit)
"Back off now !" shouted a female voice. The tiger slowly backed away from Inu-yasha. "That was easy" said Inu-yasha as she re-sheathed the Tetsusaiga. Inu-yasha jumped out of the exhibit and walked off, following serenity's scent. "Inu-yasha-sama !!" shouted serenity as she ran up to Inu-yasha. "I thought the tiger ate you alive !!" shouted serenity. "Sometimes I wonder if you're naturally stupid, or are you just playing..." said Inu-yasha. "What ?!" shouted serenity. "Im a demon !! As in I can't die or get killed very easily !!" yelled Inu-yasha. Serenity growled. "Well, we've been in the modern time for so long, I forgot about it !! Sheesh !!" yelled serenity. "Are you guys fighting again ?" asked Koga. "No !!" said serenity. Hank and Randy walked up not too soon afterwards. "Ohh !" said Randy as a blush formed on his face.
"Hmm ? Whats up with you ?" asked Koga. "Nothing" said Randy as he looked at Inu-yasha. "Let's go see the spider exhibit !" said Shippo. "Huh ? When you get here ?" asked Hank. "I was hiding under serenity's hair the whole time" said Shippo. "Spider exhibit ?!!" shouted serenity as she shivered all over. "Oh that's right, you don't like spiders do you ?" asked Inu-yasha with an evil grin. "I can't stand them !" cried serenity. "Well that's too bad, because your gonna see them whether you like it or not !" shouted Inu-yasha as she pushed serenity forward. "Hey ! If she doesn't wanna see the spiders, then she doesn't have to !!" shouted Randy. "And just who the heck are you ?" asked Inu-yasha. "Im Randall, a.k.a. Randy !" said Randy. "Feh, a human standing up to a demon ! Are you that stupid ?" asked Inu-yasha. "Im not a human !!" thought Randy. "Here we go..." thought Shippo. "Gone silent, huh ?" asked Inu-yasha. "No, I just don't believe in hitting girls" said Randy.
"HUH ?!!!" exclaimed Inu-yasha. "You don't know that you're a girl ? You poor thing" said Randy with a smirk. Inu-yasha looked down, and sure enough, his chest area was bigger. "Darn it, must've happened when I fell in the lake in the tiger exhibit..." thought Inu-yasha. "May I know your name ?" asked Randy. Inu-yasha looked away. "Randy, this my older...sister !" said serenity. "I can see that, but whats her name ?" asked Randy. "Think of a girl name..." thought serenity. "My name is Inu-yasha" said Inu-yasha. "Funny name for a girl" thought Randy. "Now, off to see the spider exhibit !!" shouted Inu-yasha. "I heard they even let you touch them !" said Shippo. Serenity nearly fainted.
(At the spider exhibit)
"This specimen of spider is called the Tarantula" said the person in charge of the exhibit. "Can we touch them ?" asked Inu-yasha. "Aren't you a sweet girl, of course you can" said the person. "Im not really a girl !!" thought Inu-yasha. "They wont bite will they ?" asked Hank. "Of course not, they've been de-fanged" said the person. While everyone else was having fun in the exhibit, serenity was standing near the closest exit. "Hi there !!" shouted Inu-yasha as she held a spider near serenity. "Ahhhhhhh !!!!" shouted serenity as she backed away. "Whats the matter ? You scared of it ?" asked Inu-yasha. "Uh-huh" said serenity as she nodded.
"It wants to kiss you !!" shouted Koga as he held a bigger spider in front of serenity. "It's...so...gross...dont come any closer to me !!" shouted serenity as she backed up into a wall. "Stop playing around, you all know that shes scared of spiders" said Sesshomaru. "Thank you fluffy-sama, you're the only one who cares about me" said serenity. "Hey whats that ?!" shouted Sesshomaru as he pointed in a direction. Serenity looked, and Sesshomaru put a spider down her shirt. Serenity flinched and began rolling on the floor, trying to kill whatever was down her back. Inu-yasha and Koga laughed, Sesshomaru just smiled, but to him, that was laughing. "The poor girl..." thought Randy. "Hold still serenity, I'll get it !!" shouted Vespa as she bashed serenity on her back with her guitar over and over again.
"Wait !! Look !!" said Mimi as she pointed to the same spider that was down serenity's back, it was crawling up the wall. "Uhh, sorry serenity" said vespa. "Im...ok !!" said serenity as she stood up. "Its sickening seeing someone go thought that, and not even complain" thought randy as he leaned on a wall. Unfortunately, when Randy leaned on the wall, he set off a switch and an alarm went off. "Whats happening ?!" asked Shippo as he jumped on Randy's shoulder. "Don't ask me" said Randy. "Umm...guys" said serenity. "Not now serenity" said Inu-yasha. "But, Inu-yasha !" shouted serenity. "I said not now !!" shouted Inu-yasha. Randy saw what serenity saw and his eyes widened. Everyone else saw it and backed up, slowly. " said serenity. "Hmm ? Why ?" asked Inu-yasha. Randy went over to Inu-yasha and turned her head and pointed. "That's why !!!" shouted Randy as he pointed to not just one enormous spider, but 2 of them. "Ohhh...that's !!!!" shouted Inu-yasha. Everyone ran out of the exhibit in a panic.
"Is everyone here ?" asked Sesshomaru. "Uh-huh" said Shippo. "Wait, where is serenity ?!" shouted Inu-yasha. "You don't think..." said Hank. "Shes still in there !!!" shouted Koga. Randy gasped and began to run back, but Koga stopped him. "No way am I gonna let a human do a job a demon should do !!" shouted Koga. "Im not a human !!" shouted Randy. "Then what are you ? You can't be a demon !!" yelled Koga. Then, Randy's eyes glowed red and a yellow aura surrounded him. His ears disappeared, then two coyote ears on his head appeared and he grew a brown coyote tail. "I take on the form of a human, but I can change back into my true form which is a coyote demon !" said Randy. "This day just keeps getting weirder..." thought Inu-yasha. "Don't worry Serenity, im coming to save you from the 8 legged freaks !!" shouted Randy as he ran back into the spider exhibit.
(Back in the exhibit)
Serenity was backed into a corner, the 2 enormous spiders getting closer to her each second. "Hey !! You big ugly spiders better back off !!!" shouted a voice. "Who is that ? Hank ? No...The scent is different..." thought serenity. "Serenity ! Are you alright ?!" shouted the voice. "That's Randy !!" thought serenity. "Yes, im still living, I count that as alright" said serenity. "Just hold still, if you move, you'll get killed to !!!" shouted Randy. Serenity nodded and stood as still as she could. Randy charged at the spiders and jumped up and slashed the 2 spiders at once. He landed and put his hands in his pockets. Then the 2 spiders split in half and fell in front of serenity. "Are you ok ?" asked Randy. Serenity ran over to Randy and hugged him. "Thank you so much !! There must be someway I can repay you !!" cried serenity. "Just knowing that you're safe is all the payment I need" said Randy. Serenity smiled and hugged Randy tighter. "Umm, you can let go now..." said Randy. "Oh, sorry" said serenity as she let go. "Plus, I already have a thing for your big sister" said Randy as he winked. Serenity's eyes widened. "Oh no !! What if he finds out ?! I can't tell him myself, Inu-yasha would pound the heck outta me" thought serenity.
(Outside)
"Serenity !!" shouted Inu-yasha. "Inu-yasha-sama, im ok !!" said serenity as she hugged Inu-yasha. "Randy, you're a hero !" said Shippo. "Yeah !! You went in without any hesitation !!" shouted Hank. "Let's have him stay with us !!" said Mimi. "Whats going on ?" asked Kamatari as he walked up. "Where have you been ?" asked Koga. "With the lovely vixens of course" said Kamatari with a cheesy grin. "Pervert..." thought Vespa. "Serenity was saved by Randy !!" shouted Sesshomaru. "And he's a new guest in our home !!" said Mimi. "You all are very kind, I'll stay with you as long as you want me to" said Randy. Serenity and Inu-yasha sweat-dropped. "I don't think this will end well" thought serenity.
To be continued...
Next episode (Serenity is talking): Randy is now living with us, that's good right ? At first it is, but then I find him in my room, he's gonna be sleeping there...in my room !!! Im glad he only has interest in Inu-yasha...hey, that's still not good !!! He must never know that Inu-yasha is really a boy, never !! Wait, is that my prank book in his hand, and he's reading it ?! This may be the start of a great friendship ! Next on Special mini Inu-yasha stories version 2, episode 4: pranksters unite ! See ya' soon !!!
I need a few prank ideas ! Thanks a bunch !