"See you tomorrow Serenity !!" shouted Anna. "See ya' !" said serenity as she ran down the street, ready to walk the 10 miles back home. "I thought Koga was gonna come get me ! He must've gone to school today" thought serenity. Then she heard a loud crash and turned around. "You idiot !! Stay off the street if you cant be careful !!" shouted a person from the inside of his car. "Sorry ! Sheesh !!" shouted a familiar voice. "Hmm ? Was that Randy ?" thought serenity. Sure enough she saw Randy on his blue mountain bike, speeding away from the crash he had caused.
"Randy !! Hey !!" shouted serenity. "Hmm ?" said Randy as he looked back, but he crashed into a car that was going in the opposite direction as him. He and his bike flew into the air and landed near serenity. "Are you alright ?!" shouted serenity as she ran over to Randy. "Yeah, im ok" said Randy as he sat up and rubbed the back of his head. Serenity noticed that Randy had a backpack on. "Did you come from school ?" asked serenity. "Nope, don't you remember ? Im staying with you guys !!" shouted Randy. "Ohh !! Then, can you give me a ride home ?" asked serenity. "Sure" said Randy as he got on his bike.
Serenity got on also and held onto Randy's shoulders. "Hold on, I don't want you to fall off" said randy. Serenity nodded and held on. Randy began peddling forward, at first normal speed, but then he got faster and faster. "Wow !!! You going faster then Inu-yasha's motorcycle !!" shouted serenity. "Your big sister has a motorcycle ?! Wow, what a woman !!" exclaimed randy. Serenity sweat-dropped, Inu-yasha would kill her, or at least hurt her if she told randy his secret. "Whoa !! Look at that house !!" said randy as he pointed to an enormous house that was painted a mix of silver white and aqua blue. "That's my house, correction, our house" said serenity with a smile. "Dang ! You guys must be rich or something !" said randy. "Yeah, I guess you can stay that" said serenity.
(Inside the Inu-house)
"Wow !! Nice place you guys have here !!" exclaimed Randy when he and serenity entered the house. "Hmm, looks like no one is home" said serenity as she looked around. Randy jumped onto one of the couches and used the remote to turn the TV on. "Well, you adjust fast" said serenity. "It's a gift" said Randy as he flipped through the channels. "I'll get us some tea" said serenity as she went to the kitchen "no tea thanks, have any sake ?" asked Randy. "Yeah, but I don't know where it is" said Serenity. "You fell for that ! I hate the stuff" said Randy. "Ha-ha, I forgot to laugh" said serenity. As serenity got the tea ready, randy looked around for something to mess with. Ein, woke up and saw Randy. "Aww, hi there, whats your name ?" asked Randy. Ein growled at Randy. "Whoa !! Don't bite me !!" cried Randy. "Don't worry, he wont bite you" said serenity. "Are you sure he knows that ?" asked randy.
Randy then saw a book that was on the floor next to serenity's open backpack. He picked it up and read through it. Serenity saw what the book was and quickly took it from him. "Hey...I was reading that" said randy. "It's for my eyes only" said serenity. "One thousand and one ways to prank people, volume 3, and page 78, the perfect way to make your brother scream like a 2 year old" said Randy. "Huh ? How'd you know that ?!!!" shouted serenity. Randy took a book from his backpack and showed it to serenity. It was the same one ! Serenity blinked, so did Randy.
"Oh my god !! You're a prankster too ?!!" shouted both Randy and serenity at once. "That was weird" they both said again. "Stop that !!!" they both shouted. "I said stop it !!" yet again they said. "Im thinking of a number between 1 and 20" they both said at the same time. "13 !!" shouted serenity. "15" said randy. "Thank goodness, I thought we'd never stop" said serenity. "So, how good are you at pranks ?" asked randy. "Very good" said serenity. "Im good at them too" said Randy. "Let's team up and prank everyone !!" said serenity. "I like you're thinking fox-girl !" said randy. "Who shall we prank first ?" asked Serenity. "Hmm...the pink haired woman looked easy to fool" said randy. "Vespa-san ? Ok then !" said serenity with a grin.
(In vespa's room)
"Mouse traps set ?" asked randy. Serenity set the last mouse trap in vespa's bed and nodded. "What are you guys doing in here ?" asked Shippo. "Uhh, nothing !!" said serenity. "Its seems like a whole bunch of something" said Kamatari. "Think Randall, think ! There must be a way to get them out of here" thought Randy. "Hey Shippo, you wanna go somewhere really fun ?" asked randy. "Yeah !! Where is it ?!" shouted Shippo. "It's in the forest, deep in the forest" said randy. "Can we go dad ? Please, please, PLEASE ?!!!!" asked Shippo as he hugged Kamatari tightly. "Alright, alright !!" said Kamatari. "You have to go there in your fox-forms too" said randy. "Let's go father !!" squealed Shippo as he dragged Kamatari out of the room by his hand.
"That was close" said serenity. "Yep, I sent them to the forest, luckily, its fox season" said randy. Serenity giggled. "Yet another win for Randy, the best prankster in the world !!" said Randy. Serenity glared at him. "I think your wrong, I am the best prankster in the world !!" shouted serenity. "No, I am !!!" yelled randy. "You're just a coward who can't take a challenge !!" shouted serenity. "Well, you're a weakling who wouldn't know a good prank if it bit you in the rear end !!" yelled randy. "You take that back !!" shouted serenity. "Make me" said randy simply. Serenity growled, Randy was a better arguer then Inu-yasha, heck, even her !
"Fine then !! We will have a prank-off !! The one who can cause the most chaos from pranks wins !!" yelled serenity. "See you at the finish line then, half-breed" said randy. "What did you call me ?!!!" roared serenity. "Half-breed, weakling half-breed" taunted randy. "If that's the way its gonna be, then let the games begin" thought serenity.
(Later)
Randy and Serenity darted around the house, setting up prank after prank after prank. "I'll give my new whopiee cushions a test run" thought randy as he set a few in under the pillows of the couch. "Sesshomaru would love his new hair color...not !" thought serenity as she put green hair dye in Sesshomaru's conditioner. "they'll never know what hit em' when they open this closet with an extending boxing glove in it" thought Randy as he set up the contraption in the closet that seemed to be used the most.
(2 hours later)
"ALRIGHT !! THAT SHOULD DO IT !!!" exclaimed both Randy and Serenity at the same time, they were both laughing to themselves too. As on cue, Inu-yasha (in female form) came into the house. Both Randy and Serenity peeked from behind a corner. "Im so glad to be home !" said Inu-yasha as she sat on the couch. Then the unmistakable sound of someone passing gas was heard, which scared Inu-yasha off the couch. "What the heck was that ?!" shouted Inu-yasha. Just as she took another step, Inu-yasha stepped on a conveniently placed bar of soap, which made her slip into the basement door that was open so she crashed down the stairs.
Serenity giggled to herself. "Alright...who made this happen ?!" shouted Inu-yasha as she stomped back upstairs. Inu-yasha opened up the closet, thinking none other then serenity had done this, but she got socked in the face by the extending boxing glove. Randy laughed on the inside. Inu-yasha was in a sitting position on the floor, clutching her face with her hands. "Whats happening to me ?" thought Inu-yasha. "Oh no...Im crying !!!" shouted Inu-yasha as she began to wail like the now 17 year old girl she was. Serenity felt a cold stab in her heart. "My brother is crying" thought serenity. "Im so sorry Inu-yasha !!!" cried serenity as she ran and hugged Inu-yasha.
"It was you ?!" said Inu-yasha as she still cried. "Uh-huh ! Me and no one else !" cried serenity. "Im happy you told me !" cried Inu-yasha. "Me too !!" wept serenity. "Were both so happy !!!" cried serenity and Inu-yasha. "Uh...yeah" said randy to himself as he snapped a picture. "Now then, time for you to be punished" yelled Inu-yasha. "Huh ?!" said serenity. Inu-yasha wasn't crying anymore, heck her face had no evidence of her crying. "You faked it !!!" yelled Randy. "And you were in on it too !!" yelled Inu-yasha. "Oops ! I said that out loud" thought randy. "Both of you, upstairs this very minute !!" said Inu-yasha. (I know that sounded strange for the male Inu-yasha to say, but he a girl now and girls say that a lot, ya know) serenity dashed upstairs to her room, randy followed her.
(In serenity's room)
"Oh man !! Im so gonna get it !" said serenity as she paced back and forth. "Get what ?" asked randy. "Im gonna be punished ! Maybe you too !" said serenity. "So what ? She'll only make us not have dinner or something, right ?" asked randy. Serenity shook her head. "Oh, then what ?" asked randy. "You know what a spanking is ?" asked serenity. Randy thought a bit. "Yes, but its never happened to me" said randy. "Lucky you" said serenity. "Are you saying your big sister is gonna...spank us ?" asked randy. "Bingo ! You won the prize !" said serenity sarcastically.
Then, Inu-yasha came in, paddle in hand. "Whos first ?" asked Inu-yasha. Serenity quickly pointed to randy. "What ?! Me ?!!" shouted randy. "Yes you !" said serenity. "Coyote boy is first" said Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha went over and sat on serenity's bed. "Randy, come here" said Inu-yasha. Randy walked over to Inu-yasha, then he was yanked over her lap. "Serenity, you may leave" said Inu-yasha. Serenity nodded and left the room, closing the door behind her. "Oh man...poor Randy..." thought serenity. Then, she heard the first SMACK sound of the punishment. "YEOWCH !!!" screamed Randy. Again and again, serenity heard Randy begging for mercy during his punishment.
(20 minutes later)
Randy limped out of the room, wiping the tears from his eyes, and serenity entered the room. "Is it my turn ?" asked serenity. "No, Randy said he'd take your fate along with his" said Inu-yasha. Serenity's eyes sparkled. "Oh my...what is this im feeling ?" thought serenity. "You made quite a friend" said Inu-yasha as she left the room. "You can at least say thanks" said Randy as he came in. serenity did better then that, she hugged Randy as tight as she could. "Thanks you so much, your such a good friend !!" cried serenity. "Anything for a friend" said Randy.
(Later)
"Waaaahhhh !!!" cried Shippo as he and his father came inside the house. "That baka !! He knew darn well it was fox season in the forest !" said Kamatari. "Sounds like you were a victim too" said Inu-yasha as she was reading something. "I can't stand them and their tricks !" said Shippo. "Don't worry, the punishment was given already" said Inu-yasha. "Where are they now ?" asked Kamatari. "The park" said Inu-yasha.
(At the park)
"Yes, that's the right stance" said Randy. Serenity was in the perfect karate pose. "Can I move now ?" asked serenity, since she has been in that same place for the last 10 minutes. "Uh-huh" said randy. Serenity fell to the ground. "Are you alright ?" asked Randy. "Im fine, I should be asking you that" said serenity. "Yeah, im fully healed now" said randy. "Wow" said serenity. The wind began to blow and the clouds became darker. "Hmm..." thought randy. It began to rain quickly. "Oh shoot !!!" thought randy. "I like the rain !!" shouted serenity as she ran around. "Im gonna go take a..." randy was cut off and he began to change form.
"Randy ? You ok ?" asked serenity. Randy ran off as fast as he could. "Randy ?!! Where are you going ?!!" shouted serenity. Randy was long gone. "Come back here !! Come back here !!!" shouted serenity as she jumped from building to building, in pursuit of Randy. As she ran, she jumped down from the building and saw Randy's clothes on the ground. "Everything but his red neck bandana..." said serenity as she took them in her arms and began running again. Then she ran into a dog that had the same color fur as Randy's hair color, black. "Randy ?!! Is that you ?!!" shouted serenity. The dog barked. "Don't worry Randy, I'll get you home" said serenity as she carried the dog home.
(Back at home)
"Im so sorry Randy, you must be like this from the Cursed Springs" said serenity as she talked to the dog who was sitting on the floor near her. "Hey, serenity, I told you, no more pets !!" shouted Inu-yasha. "But Inu-yasha !!" said serenity. "Besides, look who ran into my arms" said Inu-yasha as she held up a small black piglet with a red bandana around its neck. Serenity then let the dog go back outside. "Hey, how come you can have a pet ?!!!" yelled serenity. "Its mine, that's why" said Inu-yasha as she hugged the black piglet so it was smashed against her chest area.
Then, serenity saw the piglet blushing and clinging to Inu-yasha. Serenity quickly took the piglet from Inu-yasha. "Ah-ha ! Just as I thought, it's a male !" said serenity. Inu-yasha bonked serenity on her head and took the piglet away from her. "Whos the cutest thing in the world ?" asked Inu-yasha cutely to the piglet. The piglet rubbed its head against Inu-yasha's chest area. Serenity growled and took the piglet again and started bonking it on the head. "What the hell are you doing to my pet ?!" shouted Inu-yasha. "This thing is a pervert !! It was blushing and rubbing up on your chest area !!" shouted serenity. Inu-yasha took the piglet away from serenity, then gave it back. "Your both all wet from the rain, you should take a bath to warm up" said Inu-yasha. "Fine" said serenity as she went upstairs with the piglet in her arms.
(In the upstairs bathroom)
Serenity turned off the water to the Japanese-style tub and then began to take her clothes off. (You all know in animes they have something covering certain parts, no, not censors, like the character's arm might be covering the chest area just enough and the angle never goes past their waist line. You all get it right ? I hope so) the black piglet just watched. "Hmph, she says I can't bring anymore pets into the house, and then she has a pet piglet !" said serenity as she took her undergarments off. The piglet just starred at her. Serenity picked it up and threw it into tub and got in also. She noticed the piglet didn't come up from the water. "Hmm ? Piglet ?" asked serenity. Then, out of the water, came none other than...
"RANDY ?!!!!!!" shouted serenity as she sunk into the water. Randy was still waist-deep in the water and had his red bandana around his neck as normally. Serenity was confused, and scared. "How ?! What ?!" asked serenity. "Let me explain" said Randy.
(Randy's explanation)
It happened not very long ago. I was in China traveling. I was on a cliff above a bunch of springs. As I continued on, I saw something strange. A younger girl was being chased by an older one. They were jumping tree to tree, the little one started heading over to me. Using my head as a jumping target, she landed on my head and jumped off to another tree, knocking me off balance. Then, the older one, who seemed to have had silver hair and dog-ears did the same thing to me, but since she was bigger, I lost my balance and fell. Before I fell into off the cliff, I heard this: "Come on !! How was I supposed to know if you fell in you'd be a woman ?!" shouted the smaller girl. "It's all your fault for not reading the signs !! Come back here and take your lumps !!! I SAID GET BACK HERE !!!" shouted the older girl as she jumped off after the younger girl. Then, I fell into one of the springs, when I came up, I was a black piglet !!! A cook came and almost made me into sweet and sour pork, but the hot water I was thrown into changed me back !
(End of explanation)
"My whole life was changed by a dog-eared girl and a younger look-alike..." said randy sadly. Serenity gulped, this story was kinda familiar. Then, realization hit Randy, he glared at serenity. Serenity smiled nervously. "YOU !!!" shouted Randy as he came towards serenity. Serenity shrieked and crawled out of the tub, but was pulled back in by her tail. "It was you and your sister who made me fall in the spring !!!" yelled Randy. Serenity reached over and turned on the cold water and made it come out through the shower. Randy went underwater again, then came up as a black piglet again. "Look you !" im sorry for this happening to you !" said serenity. The black piglet nodded. "Serenity whats going on in here ?" asked Inu-yasha as she came in. "everything's fine" said serenity. "Ok then, shout if you need anything" said Inu-yasha as she left. "Oh man..." thought serenity as she sunk into the water so only her ears were visible.
(Much later)
"Randy ?" asked serenity. "Hmmm...where is he ?" thought serenity. "Good night serenity" said Inu-yasha as she passed serenity's room and went into her room. Shockingly, Randy in piglet form was in Inu-yasha's arms. "Where are you going with the piglet ?" asked serenity. "I gave him a name, his name is P-chan" said Inu-yasha. "p-chan ?" asked serenity. "Yeah, 'P' as in pig and 'chan' as in little" said Inu-yasha. "Riiiight, Inu-yasha may I sleep with you tonight ?" asked serenity. "Why ?" asked Inu-yasha. "Um, im afraid of the dark" said serenity. "Fine" said Inu-yasha.
After awhile, everyone in the hose was asleep, except serenity. She was right next to Inu-yasha. P-chan the piglet was being held near Inu-yasha's chest area and was sleeping soundly. "I'm keeping my eye on you Randy" thought serenity, as she rolled over and fell asleep.
To be continued...
Next episode (Inu-yasha is talking): the next episode is all about the awakening of a centuries old demon like person. It's all because serenity just had to go and unseal the place where it was to rest for the rest of time. But this one can't be a real new friend, he goes by the name Akira and how does he know Vespa ?! Next on special mini Inu-yasha stories, version 2 ! Episode 4: Akira, awakened ! See ya' soon !!
