"Wake up !! Rise and shine !!!" yelled the female Inu-yasha from downstairs. "Serenity, are my eyes open ?" asked randy with his eyes still closed. Serenity just shook her head in her sleep. "Oh, good" said randy as he fell back asleep on the floor covered in one of serenity's pikachu blankets. "P-chan !! Where are you P-chan" said Inu-yasha as she walked up and down the halls. "Wheres my P-chan ?!!" shouted Inu-yasha. Randy woke up with a look of terror on his face. "Darn it, if my beloved Inu-yasha can't find 'P-chan', she'll get suspicious !" thought randy.
Randy ran and shook serenity awake. "What ?" asked serenity. "Get me some cold water, quick !!!" shouted randy. "Get your own water !!" shouted serenity as she covered herself with the blanket. Randy glared, then pulled out a picture. "I doubt Sesshomaru will like to see this" said randy as he held the picture up in front of serenity's face. Serenity gasped at the picture. It was a picture of serenity putting green color dye in Sesshomaru's conditioner. "H-h-how'd you get that ?!" exclaimed serenity. Randy then held up a camera that looked bran new.
"Now get me some-" randy was cut off by serenity that had splashed him with a glass of water. P-chan was covered in the clothes he was wearing in his normal form. "Now...that your smaller, I can beat you up easier !!" shouted serenity as she grabbed P-chan up and bonked him on the head. "I was having the best dream !! Me and Koga had gotten married !!" shouted serenity. P-chan squealed loudly, then bit down on serenity's hand. "Aaaaahhhh !!! Get off me you runt !!" yelled serenity as she flung her arm around with P-chan still hanging on. Inu-yasha came in and saw serenity flinging P-chan around. "What are you doing to my P-chan ?!!!" cried Inu-yasha as she bonked serenity on her head. P-chan let go of serenity's hand and nuzzled up on Inu-yasha's leg. "Whats the idea of hurting my P-chan, huh ?!!" shouted Inu-yasha. "He bit me !!" shouted serenity. "That's no reason to hit him" said Inu-yasha. Serenity growled, she didn't like the fact that P-chan was getting all of Inu-yasha's attention. Inu-yasha then looked at serenity. "Its not your time of the month, why are you a human ?" asked Inu-yasha. "I don't know...plus, I have to..."serenity was cut off.
(Flashback)
Letter:
To the killer of my one and only sister,
In recognition for your successful attempt at killing Hajime, I, Honto Neotaki, hereby challenge you to a duel to the death. I'll be waiting at the sacred Mishu Motto garden exactly 2 days from now at 12 noon. If you don't show up, I shall find you myself and punish you before I kill you.
Sincerely,
Honto Neotaki
(End flashback)
"Inu-yasha, what time is it ?" asked serenity. Inu-yasha looked at the clock. "Its 11:45" said Inu-yasha. Serenity remember Honto's words on the letter and began to get worried. "Inu-yasha...something really bad is gonna happen to me if im not somewhere at a certain time" said serenity. "What is ?" asked Inu-yasha in a worried tone. "I can't tell you ! Now leave me alone !!" shouted serenity as she shoved Inu-yasha and P-chan out of her room and slammed the door shut. P-chan scratched on the door and squealed. "Serenity, open up !!" shouted Inu-yasha as she pounded on the door. Serenity was inside her closet getting dressed for her fight with Honto.
(14 minutes later)
Serenity was running to Mishu Motto in her pink kimono shirt and pants. "Oh man, im gonna be late !!" shouted serenity. Then, a figure wearing a red, rather thick, fighting kimono rushed at serenity and grabbed her. "Ahhhh !!! Let me go !!!" shouted serenity. "Young miss, do you know of a girl named serenity ?" asked the person. Serenity blinked. "Im serenity !!" shouted serenity. The person grinned and began to run to the Mishu Motto garden. "Where are you taking me ?!" cried serenity. "Your late for out fight !!" shouted the person. Serenity gasped. "Hajime's brother ?!" exclaimed serenity. "The name is Honto Neotaki, you will regret killing my little sis !!" shouted Honto as he threw serenity into the air. Serenity flew up and landed on her feet at the Mishu Motto garden. "Look, I didn't kill your sister !" shouted serenity. "Don't lie to me !!" shouted Honto as he ran straight at serenity, who was too scared to move.
Luckily, she didn't have to move, Honto passed right by her. "An opening !" thought serenity as she ran and kicked Honto in the face. Honto reacted and swung numerous punches at serenity, missing her each time. "Stop moving around !!!" yelled Honto. "Im not" said serenity. "Man, Honto must be blind !" thought serenity. "I didn't want to use these, but I see I have to" thought Honto. Honto reached into his pocket and pulled out his thick, swirly framed glasses and put them on. Serenity snickered, then started laughing loudly. "Oh man !!! And I thought I'd seen everything !!" shouted serenity as she laughed and pointed at Honto. Honto growled, anyone who made fun of his glasses always paid the price. "And I thought I was gonna be fighting a hanyou ! Looks, like shall win this fight !" shouted Honto.
Then, Honto rushed at serenity and punched her right in the face. Serenity flew back about 5 feet before hitting the ground and clutched the side of her face. "Huh ? Im bleeding !!" said serenity. Honto laughed and held up the 3 tacks that were in his fist. "Hey, that's no fair !" said serenity. "On the contrary, it is" said Honto. "How ?!!" yelled serenity. "Im a master of hidden weapons !!" shouted Honto. "Huh ?!!" exclaimed serenity. "Now, time for you to die !!" shouted Honto as he came at serenity.
Serenity jumped out of the way and grabbed his hand. Honto looked shocked for that one moment, then was thrown into a tree by serenity. "Give up ?" asked serenity. Then, serenity's shoulder was pierced by a sickle blade on a chain. Honto jumped out of the tree with the end of the chain to the sickle in his hand. "Now you shall feel worse pain than death !! My special attack, The Death with a Thousand Daggers !!" shouted Honto as he began to swing the chin around, with serenity still at the other end. "Some special attack name !!" yelled serenity. "Im working on it !!" shouted Honto.
"I have to get away, if the force from the swinging continues, my shoulder will be ripped off" thought serenity. Honto then started swinging serenity into trees and then back onto the ground very hard. "I can't beat him..." thought serenity. Then, Honto threw serenity up into the air with the chain, and held up a few daggers.
"Better hope I miss !" laughed Honto as he began throwing the daggers at serenity, who was still in the air. Serenity cried out as the daggers cut her on her side, near her neck, and legs. "I...have failed" thought serenity as she hit the ground, bleeding nearly to death. Honto walked over to her and took out a sword. "This is for killing my dear little sister !!" shouted Honto as he brought the sword down to pierce serenity's heart through. The sound of someone begin stabbed was heard, and serenity screamed as loud as she could.
Apparently, Honto's glasses had fallen off when he was knocked into the tree, so instead of stabbing serenity's heart, he got her other shoulder. "Oh thank God..." thought serenity. Honto growled, he couldn't finish off serenity without his glasses. "Curse my near-sightedness !!" shouted Honto as he walked off to find his glasses. Serenity grabbed the sword from her shoulder and stood up again.
"Never turn your back in a battle !!" shouted serenity as she swung the sword down at Honto. The loud 'clank' sound of the sword hitting the ground was heard. "I missed him ?!!" shouted serenity. Honto landed from his jump right behind serenity and stabbed her with another sickle in her back. Serenity fell to her knees from the pain. "My vision is becoming blurry..." thought serenity. Serenity was then carried off by someone in a flash. "Huh ?! Where'd she go ?!!" yelled Honto. Honto had a note stuck to his face, he took it off and read it. "So, she wants to wait for her fate" thought Honto as he read the letter.
Letter:
Serenity is unable to fight at her full potential at the moment, so she will met you at the same place exactly 1 day from now.
Sincerely,
Inu-yasha
(Back at home)
"OWW !!!! Owww oww owww !!!!" cried serenity. "Don't make such a fuss !" said Inu-yasha as she put the medicine that stung on serenity's wounds. "Looks like you really got a beating" said Sesshomaru as he came up with a tray with some hot water in a kettle on it for tea. "I liked you better as my brother, not sister !" said serenity as she took the kettle of water and poured it on Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha screamed from the hotness of the water. Serenity looked at Inu-yasha closely. "Yep, you're a boy again" said serenity. "What was that for you little brat !!" shouted Inu-yasha as he whacked serenity over the head.
"Stop Inu-yasha, you'll make her wounds worse !!" shouted Sesshomaru. Randy came in, his clothes looked wet from water. "He must've jumped head first into the tub" thought serenity. "Did you win the fight ?" asked randy. "Nope" said serenity. "Well, at least he didn't kill you like he said he would" said randy. "He still thinks I killed Hajime though" said serenity. "Im not gonna sit here and listen to this !!" shouted Inu-yasha. "Then leave" said Sesshomaru. "No, im gonna help my little sister !" said Inu-yasha. "Really ?" asked serenity. "How ?" asked Randy. "Umm, I don't know yet" said Inu-yasha. Everyone anime fell. "Serenity, tell us everything you know about Honto's fighting skills" said Sesshomaru. Serenity nodded.
(The next day at Mishu Motto garden)
"Hurt my sister will you ? Well, get ready to fight for your life Honto Neotaki !!" thought Inu-yasha. A blur rushed past Inu-yasha and then stood before him. "At last you have come" said Inu-yasha. "Serenity, I will kill you !!" shouted Honto.
(In a nearby tree)
"Wow, Inu-yasha did a great job disguising him to be you" said randy. "I pray to my past ancestors, please let Inu-yasha win this fight" prayed serenity. "Don't worry about it serenity !" said randy as he patted serenity on her back rather roughly. "Oww !! Stop, I got stabbed there !!" shouted serenity.
(Back at the fighting grounds)
Honto really thought Inu-yasha was serenity. One reason was that he was wearing a larger version of serenity's outfit. The other reason was Inu-yasha was in his half demon form and Honto knew about Hajime's explanations of a hanyou at her school, yet he never believed it. And the last reason, Inu-yasha's chest area was the size girl's should be. "Shall I start ?!" shouted Inu-yasha as he ran at Honto in full speed. Honto gasped. "How is she so fast ?!" thought Honto.
Honto was kicked in his chest and was sent flying into the air. "Impudent girl, I shall punish you for what you did to my sister !!" shouted Honto. He held his hands at his sides and then in his hands appeared 7 daggers in both his hands. Inu-yasha stood his ground. Honto ran at Inu-yasha, but then the unthinkable happened. Before he struck Inu-yasha, he dropped all of the daggers and brought his foot up into a horizontal kick. Inu-yasha jumped back a few feet. "That was unexpected" said Randy. "Oh no !! Look at Inu-yasha's clothes !!" shouted serenity. There was a large rip in the front Inu-yasha's clothes. "He barely touched me !! How did this happen ?" thought Inu-yasha.
High above the ground floated Akira himself with Hajime surrounded by restraining crystals next to him. "Hmm ? Strange...that serenity girl seems to have gotten taller" said Akira. "Fool, that's Inu-yasha, I know for a fact that serenity is only 4 ½ feet tall" thought Hajime. Back on solid ground, Inu-yasha had and idea. "Thank you serenity for the tips, I modified this outfit a bit just for this fight" thought Inu-yasha. "All your attacks are just magic tricks !!" shouted Inu-yasha. Honto removed his glasses. "Magic tricks ?" said Honto. "Yeah !! Just like at a kid's birthday party !" said Inu-yasha with a smirk. "Why you..." growled Honto. "Well, heres a trick !!" shouted Inu-yasha as he jumped into the air.
(BAM !!!)
"Oh my god !!!" shouted randy. "He exploded !!!" shouted serenity. Akira, Hajime, Honto, Serenity, and Randy all stared at the remains of the clothes Inu-yasha was wearing that were floating down from the air. "My brother...he sacrificed himself for me !!" cried serenity as she wept on Randy's shirt. "My beloved Inu-yasha...even though he was a boy the whole time, I was in love with his girl form !!" cried randy. "That first part you said kinda made you sound not straight..." said serenity. Randy growled at stomped on serenity's back. "You never know when to keep your comments to yourself, do you ?!!" shouted Randy as he continued to stomp on serenity's back. "I was just trying to liven up the moment, since my brother is gone !!!" cried serenity. "No...Inu-yasha..." said Hajime.
"HAHAHAHA !!!!!" laughed a voice. "Inu-yasha ?" said serenity. Sure enough, Inu-yasha came down from his jump and everyone double-blinked. Inu-yasha was dressed in a pink Playboy-Bunny suit and thank the heavens he was in his girl form. " said randy, who was drooling. Honto looked away to hide the blush on his face. Akira nearly anime fell in mid-air, and Hajime was laughing. Serenity smacked her forehead. "We're doomed !!!" shouted serenity. "Honto cant fight a woman I bet, is that why he's looking away ?" thought Inu-yasha. Then, a sharp sickle on a chain whizzed by Inu-yasha, cutting her face. "Darn it, I missed !" thought Honto. "Just as I thought, a true master of hidden weapons would've never missed their target, good thing I thought ahead" said Inu-yasha.
"That's it !!! No more madness !!" shouted Akira as his eyes glowed yellow. "Honto !!! Big brother can you hear me ?!!!" shouted Hajime. Honto looked up and saw Hajime floating in the air next to Akira. "Little sister" said Honto as tears came to his eyes. "Im such a fool !!!" shouted Honto as he fell to his knees and wept. "I almost killed you Serenity, I deserve to die !!" shouted Honto. Inu-yasha slapped Honto across his face. "Snap out of it !! You did what an honorable brother did, don't worry, im not mad at you" said Inu-yasha. "You're so nice to me...even after I tried to kill you" said Honto.
Akira growled. "All the planning I did is falling into a black hole !!! No matter, I shall take my target anyway !!" thought Akira. Akira grabbed Hajime and flew down into the tree were serenity and randy were and took off with serenity. "Inu-yasha !!!" cried serenity. "Honto !!!" shouted Hajime. "Little sis !!" shouted both Inu-yasha and Honto. Randy jumped out of the tree and looked up at the sky. "Serenity..." said randy with his eyes clearer then ever. Inu-yasha ran to randy and took his cell phone from his pocket. "Hey !! That's mine !!" shouted randy. "So what !!" shouted Inu-yasha as she dialed a number. "Come on, come on !! Pick up !!" shouted Inu-yasha. "Hello ?" said a voice from the phone. "Yeah, Vespa, we need a ride" said Inu-yasha.
(Way across town)
Akira was choking serenity by her neck. "You're the cause of all this !! You took my gem from me !! I want it back !!" shouted Akira. "It blew up, remember ?!!" shouted serenity. "Oh yeah..." said Akira as he dropped serenity. Hajime was way past unconscious, Akira had knocked her out. "Fine gives me another one" said Akira. "Hmm ?" asked serenity. "I want your ball please" said Akira. Serenity sweat-dropped. "No way !! Im a girl, plus, you already have your own !!" shouted serenity. "Not those kind you numbskull !!! The ball around your neck !!" shouted Akira. Serenity took the shikon jewel from around her neck. "What do I do ?" asked serenity. "Pray for the jewels to return to me" said Akira. Serenity bowed her head and the jewel glowed in her hand. Akira held his hands out to accept serenity's prayer.
Then serenity lifted her head. Akira saw that only half of the jewel was back on his wrist. "Hey, you only gave me half !!" yelled Akira. "That's right..." said serenity. "Oh...well, that's ok" said Akira. Akira clapped his hands 3 times and then shouted. "Come Ayama, awaken !!" shouted Akira. In the cave where Akira had slept for centuries, something made a loud sound. "Come !!" shouted Akira. The ground shook and a large object came from the came and floated over to Akira. It was a large green spaceship. "Grab Hajime and let's go !!" shouted Akira. Serenity dragged Hajime towards Akira. Akira nodded and everyone disappeared and reappeared in the spaceship.
Just as they were about to take off, a much lager spaceship that was the color yellow with a letter "P !" on it flew over head and kept Akira's spaceship from taking off. "Akira let serenity and Hajime go !!!" shouted a voice. "Vespa ?!" shouted Akira. "No way !! That's Vespa's spaceship ?!!" thought serenity. "Ayama, lets make our getaway !" said Akira. Ayama took off into the sky at Akira's command. "It feels great to be moving so freely again !!" shouted Akira in an excited voice. Serenity watched from one of the many see-through glass panes, she couldn't believe she was flying into space with the one person who wanted to kill her.