"Im not gonna go easy on you !!" shouted Honto. "That's the way I like it !!" said Hajime. Honto and Hajime were training in their backyard. "Dance of the Swords !!" shouted Honto as he charged at Hajime while swinging a total of 4 swords at once. Hajime at once blocked with sharp blades that were attached to her wrists like bracelets. "Not bad, you're getting better !" said Honto. "We can handle anything if we were to work as a team" said Hajime. "We need a lot more training" said Honto. "Yes, everyone in our family was a great fighter, we will make them proud" said Hajime. "I heard theres a great training ground in china" said Honto as he adjusted his glasses. "Then lets go there" said Hajime.
(The next day)
(KABOOM !!!)
A loud explosion was heard and smoke began floating from the windows of the Inu-house. "IT'S ALIVE !!!! IT'S ALIVE !!!!" shouted Hank. Randy and Serenity came into Hank's room. "Whats alive ?" asked Randy. "Nothing, I just like saying that" said hank. "Hank loves to make potions and stuff, I remember when I got into one" said serenity.
(Flashback)
"Whats this ?" asked serenity as she held up a bottle of powder. "Shrinking powder, or chibi powder" said hank. Serenity grinned and came closer to hank. "No !! No ! Don't do it !!" shouted hank. Serenity poured the powder on hank. In a flash, Hank was the height of Shippo, maybe a bit taller. "Aw cwap !! Me wittle again !!" cried hank. Serenity giggled. "Change me back you dog-eared fweak !!!" shouted hank. "Fine !" said serenity as she poured the antidote on hank. Hank grew back to his 17 year old self and smacked serenity on her head. "Don't you ever do that again !!" shouted hank. "Alright ! Alright !!" shouted serenity.
(End flashback)
"Ah, those where the good old days" said serenity. "Yeah, 6 months ago we were good friends" said hank. "And we still are" said serenity. "Hey, you guys wanna see me pretend to throw up ?" asked randy. "NO !!!" shouted serenity. "YEAH !!! I wanna see !!" shouted hank. "I knew that'd get your attention" said randy with a smirk. "Not funny" said serenity. Hank pulled on serenity's ears a bit. "The little human can't take a joke ?" asked hank. "Oww !! Stop ! It hurts more when im a human !!" cried serenity.
"Have anything that can change her back to a hanyou ?" asked Randy. "I was making something, but it won't work" said Hank as he held up a vile filled with a fluid that kept changing colors. "Well, im gonna drain this stuff" said hank. "What does it do ?" asked serenity. "I don't know, that's why im draining it" said hank as he poured the fluid down the drain in a sink in his bathroom.
Randy looked around for something to mess with, then he saw a potion with a picture of a kitten on it. "You make animal potions too ?" asked Randy. "Yep, it's very easy" said hank. "As long as I don't have to see a cat..." thought Randy. "Well, im going downstairs, so if you guys don't mind...GET OUT OF MY ROOM !!" shouted hank as he threw both Randy and Serenity out of his room and into the hallway. "Man, he's stronger than he looks" said Randy.
"You guys alright ?" asked Shippo who came upstairs drinking some water. "Yes, im fine" said randy. "Get off me !!" shouted serenity, who Randy was sitting on. "Sorry !" said randy as he got up. "Oh great...my wound reopened" said serenity. "I'll take care of that" said Inu-yasha who just so happened to come upstairs. "No ! Your gonna put the medicine that stings on my wound !" shouted serenity as she began to run away. "Not so fast, I don't want you getting infected !!" shouted Inu-yasha as he grabbed serenity by her shirt and dragged her downstairs, Serenity yelping each step down.
"One last bandage" said Inu-yasha as he slapped the back of serenity's back were the rest of the wound was covered. "Ahhhh !!!! That hurts you know !" shouted serenity. "There, all done" said Inu-yasha. "I can look now, right ?" asked randy, who had to look away since serenity's shirt was off. Serenity put her shirt back on. "Yeah, it's alright now" said serenity. Just as Randy was about to turn around, Vespa sprung up behind him. "Want some tea ?!" exclaimed Vespa, who was in her maid outfit and had a tray with cups of tea on it. "No thanks, I don't like tea" said randy.
(Later)
Only 2 cups of tea were left on the tray, Randy and Serenity didn't care for any at the time. "I've got to change back...somehow..." said serenity. "Whats the big deal, I like humans, why do you think I take on the form of one ?" asked randy. "That's you...my family doesn't like humans much" said serenity. "Family ? It's only you and Inu-yasha right ?" asked randy. "Wrong, Sesshomaru is my oldest older brother" said serenity. "No way !!! Your related to that ?!!" shouted randy. Serenity growled. "He's not a that ! He's a he !! and furthermore, no one, I mean no one talks about any member of my family like that, ya' got it ?!!!!" yelled serenity with an image of fire behind her. Randy nodded nervously. "w-whatever you say" said Randy.
"Hey...somethings not right..." said serenity. "What ?" asked randy. "Normally I'd be hearing Vespa play her guitar right now, yet shes not...that's very strange" said serenity. "True, I've only been living here for a bit, yet I always hear her playing at this time" said randy. "Did someone call my name ?" asked a little girl. "No, were talking about Vespa" said serenity. "My name is Vespa !" said the girl. Randy looked at the girl and gasped. "What ?" asked serenity. Randy put his hand on serenity's head and made her head face the girl. Serenity gasped too.
"Vespa ?!!!!" shouted serenity. The little girl looked puzzled. "Yeah, im Vespa" said the girl. The pink haired, 3 ½ foot girl in a maid outfit giggled to herself. "It's really her...Serenity ?" said randy. "Yes ?" asked serenity. "Im about to faint, catch me" said randy, just as he fainted. Serenity just let him hit the floor. "Oh no !!! He's dead !!" cried Vespa as she ran over to Randy and kneeled next to him. "Vespa, what are you doing ?" asked serenity. "Stay back ! Im gonna breathe life into him !!" shouted Vespa. Serenity sweat-dropped. Vespa smiled and looked back at Randy. "COME BACK TO LIFE !!!!" shouted Vespa as she began doing CPR on Randy.
"EWWW !!!! Whats she doing to him ?!!" shouted a little boy. Serenity looked and nearly fainted, she was looking at the chibi version of Hank. "Oh no...Hank-san !!" shouted serenity. "Hank-san ? No one ever call me that before, does that mean we friends ?" asked hank. Serenity's eyes sparkled, she got up and walked over to hank and picked him up. "Your soooo cute !!!!" exclaimed serenity as she hugged hank close to her. "Me like you too lady !! Now let me go !!" shouted hank. "Even the way you talk is cute !!" squealed serenity as she petted hank's head. "Watch the hair lady !!" shouted hank. Serenity continued to pet hank like a kitten.
Then, Randy woke up from Vespa doing CPR on him. "You all better now ?" asked Vespa. Randy just kept spiting, trying to get Vespa's germs out of his mouth. "WAAAAHHHH !!!!! Mommy !! Daddy !!!" cried yet another little boy. Serenity was then jumped on by a small silver haired, dog-eared boy. "Mommy !! Save me from Sesshomaru !!" shouted the boy. "Just stay still, I just wanna hurt you !" shouted the now chibified Sesshomaru. "Fluffy-sama !! Don't hurt Inu-yasha !" shouted serenity. "Awww !!! But I wanna !!" cried Sesshomaru. Inu-yasha hid underneath serenity's long black hair while clinging to her shirt. "Your scaring him" said serenity.
Sesshomaru growled and kicked serenity in the knee. "Itai !! Ouch !! Oww !!" cried serenity as she fell over backwards on Randy's back. "Serenity...can you do me one favor...get the heck off me !!" yelled Randy. Serenity stood up, then randy starred at her. "Serenity !! Your normal again !!" shouted randy. Serenity looked at her hair from the corner of her eyes, sure enough, it was silver. Serenity smiled, so much that her tail wagged. "Im normal again !!" shouted serenity as she pulled on her own ears. "Me wanna pull tail !! Me wanna pull tail !!!" shouted Sesshomaru as he yanked on serenity's tail. "Hey ! Cut that out or its time out for you !!" shouted serenity. "Aww, fine !" said Sesshomaru as he let go of serenity's tail.
Serenity felt another tug at her tail and glared at Sesshomaru. "I said stop it !!" yelled serenity. "It aint me !" said Sesshomaru. Serenity looked behind her and her eyes got all teary. "k-Koga !!" shouted serenity. Koga looked up at serenity and smiled. "Me like your tail, it soft !" said Koga. Serenity dropped to her knees and hugged Koga close to her. "Koga !! Koga !! Not you too !!!" cried serenity. Koga didn't mind being hugged like this, he was actually smiling. A certain black haired monk was behind serenity and giggled. Suddenly, serenity had a blush on her face. "Whats wrong now ?" asked randy. "Pervert !!!" shouted serenity as she slapped whoever was behind her. Miroku, now chibified, sniffed as he rubbed at his face where serenity slapped him. "That's what you get for being a pervert !" said serenity. "I was just doing something my father taught me !!!" cried Miroku. Randy and Serenity sat on the floor, they couldn't believe what was happening.
In front of them stood Vespa, Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, Hank, Koga, and Miroku. All of them chibified !! "At least Shippo is alright, I hope" said randy. "Shippo ? You mean this" asked Sesshomaru as he held Shippo up by his tail. Shippo was squalling and in a smaller version of his clothes like everyone else. "Ohh !! Poor Shippo !!" shouted serenity as she held Shippo in her arms. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Shippo. "He looks to be only a few months old" said Randy. "Head count ! How old are you guys !" asked serenity. "Im eight !" said Hank. "Me six !" said Inu-yasha. "Eleven" said Sesshomaru. "Seven and three quarters" said Koga. "I've been alive nine years" said Miroku. "AND...I don't know how old I am..." said Vespa. "Im Randy, im 15" said randy. "And im Serenity, I am 13" said serenity. "You guys our babysitters ?" asked Vespa. "Umm, yeah" said randy. "Interesting" said Vespa. "How did this happen ?!!!" shouted serenity. "wait...everyone had water or tea except us...maybe when Hank drained the potion in the sink, it backed up into the water in the kitchen sink and Vespa made tea with the water and now...we have a house full of chibis !!" shouted randy. "Man, you really can solve a case..." said serenity sarcastically. Randy whapped serenity on her head. "shut-up !!" shouted randy.
(Later)
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" wailed Shippo. "Please stop crying !" said randy. "Mine !!!" shouted Sesshomaru as he snatched one of serenity's pikachu dolls away from Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha began to cry. "Me wanna watch a movie !!" shouted Vespa. "Im hungry !!" shouted Koga. "Me wanna feel on the pretty lady !!" shouted Miroku as he yanked serenity's tail. "Serenity, do something !!!" shouted randy. Serenity got up and set down a book titled "So, your family has been chibified" and went to work.
Serenity petted Inu-yasha's head and gave him another one of her pikachu dolls to play with. She threw in a tape into the VCR and sat Vespa down on the couch to watch the movie. She set a bowl of instant ramen in front of Koga to eat. Then she threw Miroku in a closet and locked the door. "There" said serenity. "Uhhh, yeah...I could've done that" said randy. Then Shippo wailed right in Randy's ear. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!" cried Shippo. Randy fell over, twitching a bit, maybe deaf.
"Aww, you hungry ?" asked serenity. Shippo sucked him thumb. "Cutie !!" cried serenity with a smile. "What do babies eat ?" asked randy, as he got up from the floor. "How 'bout some milk ?" asked serenity. "Oooh ! I'd love some !" said randy. "Not for you ! I meant Shippo !!" shouted serenity. "Then give him some milk !!" shouted randy. "Im not exactly lactating at the moment pal !!" yelled serenity. "I meant from the fridge !!" shouted randy. "Ohh" said serenity.
Randy went to the fridge and got out a carton of milk and set it front of Shippo. "He's not eating ! Why isn't he eating ?!!" shouted randy in a panic. Serenity poured the milk into a bottle and held Shippo with one arm and began to feed him the milk in the bottle. Shippo began to suck the milk from the bottle quickly. Serenity smiled. "We have a baby" said serenity. "Yeah, a baby" said randy as he put an arm on serenity's shoulder.
Serenity looked at Randy and blinked. Randy realized what he was doing and backed off. "Whoa !! I don't know where that came from !" said randy. "Yeah, me like Serenity" said Koga as he hugged serenity's leg. "Me like her too, she mine !" said Hank as he jumped onto serenity's shoulder. "No, she mine !!" shouted Koga. "Mine !!" yelled Hank. Soon a fist fight broke out between Koga and Hank. Serenity sweat-dropped. "Shut-up !! Im watching a movie, this is the part where the guy cuts the girl's head off !" shouted Vespa. "I wanna see the pretty lady !!!" shouted Miroku from inside the closet. Randy and Serenity dropped to the floor and Shippo began to cry for more milk, they were tired already. Taking care of a house of little kids was going to be very, VERY hard !
To be continued...
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