"Serenity, we can't do this anymore, we need to bring in professionals !!" shouted Randy. "What ? The SWAT team ?" asked serenity. "No !! A babysitter !" shouted randy as he was getting his hair pulled on by Shippo. "Call Hajime then, she doesn't charge a dime" said serenity. "I don't think she can handle all these kids by herself !!" shouted randy. "Honto will be with her, and trust me, he's just like Inu-yasha, except not a hanyou" said serenity. "The guy who was a master of hidden weapons ? Yeah, he should come too !" said randy. Serenity nodded and went to the phone and dialed a number.
Instead of Hajime or Honto picking up the phone, she heard the answering machine. "You've reached the Neotaki residence. We're not in now, so please leave your name and number and we will get back to you" said the voice of Hajime. "When we feel like it" said Honto's voice. "They aren't home" said serenity. Then the phone was picked up and Hajime's voice was heard. "Hajime ? You have a cat now ?" asked serenity. "SERENITY !!! We really need your help !!!" shouted Hajime. "Whatever, just come over with Honto, we need you guys to help us take care of everyone cause they've been chibified !!" shouted serenity, then she hung up.
"Whats chibified ?" asked Koga. "You, now sit down and do something useful" said serenity. "But me wanna watch Barney !!" cried Koga. "Me too !!!" shouted both Inu-yasha and Hank. "HECK NO !!!" shouted Randy. "WHY ?!!!" shouted everyone but Shippo and Serenity. "Because...umm...he's evil" said randy. "No he not !!!" shouted Miroku. "He's a big purple dinosaur...who loves everything...including people...am I the only one who sees a problem with this ?" asked Randy.
(Ding-dong)
"That must be Hajime and Honto" said serenity. "I will get the door !" said Vespa, who was still in her maid outfit. Vespa opened the door and squealed. "Oooooh !!! Look at the cute panda !!" shouted Vespa as she came back in the house ridding on a panda's shoulders. "A panda ?!! What the heck is going on ?!" shouted serenity. "It's terrible, just awful !!" cried Hajime. "Whats wrong ?" asked serenity.
The panda stood beside Hajime and stroked her hair. "Uhhh, does panda have a thing for blue haired girl ?" asked Vespa. "NO !! This panda is my brother !!" shouted Hajime. "What were your mom and dad thinking ?" asked Sesshomaru. The panda then whacked Sesshomaru over the head. "WAAAHHHH !!!!!" cried Sesshomaru. Randy and Serenity sighed, they knew what this meant.
"Honto, im so sorry for pushing you into that spring !" said Hajime. The panda started shaking Hajime by the neck of her shirt. Randy then slashed hot water on the panda. The panda then changed into Honto himself. "Thank you" said Honto. "You and Hajime went to the Cursed Springs, didn't you ?" asked Serenity. Honto nodded.
(Flashback)
Honto and Hajime had stopped to rest from their journey. They both had on the traditional white karate attire. "After swimming across the ocean to get here, you would think that someone would have the map to get to this training ground !!" shouted Hajime. "It's not my fault the map we had got wet from us swimming here from Japan !!!" shouted Honto. "Ever since our parents died, you haven't used that thing you call a brain, have you ?!!" asked Hajime.
"Why you..." said Honto as he faced Hajime, his glasses caught the glare of the sun. Hajime backed away a bit, but Honto grabbed her by the shirt. "We'll start training...NOW !!!" shouted Honto as he threw Hajime into a clearing. Hajime landed on her feet and skidded to a halt, making her bare feet sting. "Prepare to regret those words you said !!" shouted Honto as he ran at Hajime, weaponless. Hajime grinned and simply stood there. Honto aimed a punch at her, but before he hit her, he couldn't see a thing, his vision was blurry. "Oh no !! I've gone half-blind !!" thought Honto. "Oh Honto !" said Hajime. Honto looked around, he saw what looked like Hajime and ran at her.
(BAM !!!)
Honto ran smack into a tree. "Oww..." said Honto as he fell to the ground. Hajime giggled, had taken and put Honto's glasses on. "Whoa !! How can you see with these things ?!" asked Hajime. "Their only for my eyes, now give them back !!" yelled Honto. Hajime tossed Honto his glasses, surprisingly, he caught them. But as soon as he did, Hajime ran at him and kicked him right in the face. Honto went flying into the air then landed somewhere else.
(SPLASH !!!)
Hajime saw water fly up from where Honto landed and ran to the area. "Hmm ? He must've landed in one of these springs" thought Hajime. Then, Hajime saw something coming out of a spring. "Honto !! Are you-" Hajime was cut off. A large panda came out of the spring and was standing like a normal person would. The scary part was that the panda was wearing a familiar pair of glasses. "W-wh-what the hell are you doing with my brothers glasses ?!!" shouted Hajime. The panda was then holding a dagger in its paw and drew something on the ground. Hajime read it. "It's me you stupid idiot !" was what the panda wrote. "Honto ?!!!" exclaimed Hajime. The panda nodded. Hajime starred at the panda, then turned and walked into the nearby forest. She took a deep breath, then... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hajime screamed.
(End flashback)
Hajime and Honto both looked around the room, surround by chibis. "What in the name of instant ramen is going on ?!!!" shouted Honto. Hajime was hugging on Koga, smiling at the same time. Serenity glared at her with an image of fire behind her. "Why you...WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING WITH KOGA ?!!" yelled serenity. "Im just hugging him" said Hajime innocently. "We need you guys to help us figure out a way to turn them all back" said randy. Inu-yasha, who was drinking some water, looked at Honto and laughed.
"You have funny eyes !!" laughed Inu-yasha. Honto glared at him and took his glasses off, revealing his normal blue eyes. "Now you look normal !" said Inu-yasha. "I have to wear my glasses to see things far away little boy" said Honto. "Little boy ?! Only old people call me that ! Are you old ?" asked Inu-yasha. Honto tensed up and puts his hand on Inu-yasha's head. "Im not that old, but can assure you that if you call me old again, you won't like the outcome" said Honto as he started cracking Inu-yasha's neck just by applying force. "Wow, your strong, my neck is really starting to hurt" said Inu-yasha.
Randy came up from behind Hank and threw a book at him. "You're the one who did this, fix it !!" shouted Randy. Hank nodded a bit and flipped through the pages of his large potion book. "This may help us !" said hank as he found not a potion, but a spell. "It says when good man and good woman are joined, woman will pickle the vegetables with vinegar. Then man will dry out the vinegar drenched vegetables with salt. Then good man and good woman pour soy sauce over the salted picked vegetables" read Hank.
Everyone looked at hank like he was crazy. Randy took the book from Hank and read what he was reading. "How to make too-too delicious Fukojin pickles ?!" shouted Randy. "Oops, me read the wrong page !" said hank. Everyone anime fell. Randy threw the book at hank's head. "Aaaaahhhh !!!" cried Hank. "Find the right spell thingy !!" shouted Serenity. "Ok, ok !" said hank.
After a while of reading, Hank found another spell. "Me found the right one !!" said hank. "What is it ?"Asked Hajime. "All we have to do is sing a song we all know, then the chibified-ness will go away" said hank. Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, Vespa, Miroku, Shippo, Koga, and Hank all knew what song that was. "Not the Barney song !!" shouted serenity. "We know another one !" said Vespa. Even Shippo was gonna wag his tail to the song. "Alright...on three you all sing the song" said randy. All the chibis nodded. "1...2...3 !" said Randy.
"Ohh !! Ohhh !!! Ohhhh !!!! It's our Happy Chibi song ! We love to sing it all day long ! We sing it when the weathers fine ! We sing it when the sun don't shine ! Slap our nannies, break the vase, we love to wreak havoc all over the place ! And now our song is almost done, shall we sing another one ?" sang all of the chibis. "Now get set to sing again !!" said Inu-yasha. "NO !!!" shouted Randy.
(POOF !)
Koga, Hank, Vespa, Sesshomaru, Shippo, and Miroku grew back to their normal sizes and ages. "Im tall again !!" shouted Hank. "That song was VERY disturbing..." said Honto. "We're all back to normal !" said Shippo. "Uhh, not really" said Sesshomaru. Everyone looked down at Inu-yasha, who had formed back into an infant like Shippo was. "Inu-yasha !!!" shouted Serenity. Inu-yasha began to wail. "WAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!" cried Inu-yasha.
"Oh no !!! He must've had more water when we were still chibis !!" shouted hank. Serenity held Inu-yasha in her arms. "My poor big brother ! He's a baby !" cried serenity. Inu-yasha stopped crying and clung to serenity's shoulder. Serenity couldn't help but smile. "Who's gonna help me take care of him until we cure him ?" asked serenity. "Me and Honto have to go train some more at home !" said Hajime as she and Honto left. "And...We just don't want to" said Koga. Everyone went upstairs, mostly to rest. Serenity stood with the baby Inu-yasha in her arms who was wearing a red kimono shirt and pants. "Some help you guys are !" said serenity. Inu-yasha pulled on serenity's hair and laughed. "Stop it !!" shouted serenity. Inu-yasha frowned, then hugged serenity by her neck. "Aww, stop trying to make me like you, its not working !" said serenity as she petted Inu-yasha's head.
To be continued...
Next episode (Koga is talking): if you guys thought this story was funny, you really have to see the next episode. Serenity starts acting...motherly ! To none other than Inu-yasha ! Vespa brings home an egg and Randy falls into a fatherly stage and takes care of the egg himself ! Meanwhile, Kai comes and starts trying to get with Serenity and asks her to marry him, whats up with that ?!!! Next on special mini Inu-yasha stories: Episode 12, Parental acts ! See ya' soon !