"Akira...I know you're around this planet somewhere..." thought Vespa as she rode on her motorbike around the spot where Akira's spaceship crashed. Then, she saw what she came for. Vespa jumped off her bike and into the water of the river. After swimming around in the river near the debris of the ship, she saw a gray ball. She picked it up and nuzzled it in her arms. "Poor thing, you've been in this river for a while, I'll make sure someone takes care of you" said Vespa. She jumped out of the water and drove home with the unknown item with her.
(At home)
"I love you Inu-yasha, yes I do !" squealed serenity as she hugged Inu-yasha close to her chest. Inu-yasha laughed and clung to serenity tightly. "That's my little man, you wanna take a nap with mommy ?" asked serenity. Inu-yasha frowned, he didn't want to take a nap. "Aww, you don't wanna take a nap with me ? How about I read you a book ?" asked serenity. Inu-yasha nodded and smiled. Then, Vespa came in the house.
"Hey Vespa-san, can you hold Inu-yasha while I go find a book ?" asked serenity. Vespa set down her other item, snatched Inu-yasha from Serenity and tickled him. Serenity smiled and went to get a book to read. Vespa held Inu-yasha close to her and giggled. Inu-yasha on the other hand was moving his hands behind Vespa's back as she held him. Vespa's eyes then widened and she looked at Inu-yasha with a grin. "Inu-yasha-chan...Did you just unzip my shirt ?" asked Vespa. Inu-yasha shook his head. "That was me" said Miroku, who was behind Vespa. "Inu-yasha, look away" said Vespa. Inu-yasha looked away for a second.
(SLAP !!!)
Vespa walked off with Inu-yasha in her arms. Miroku was sitting on the floor rubbing his face where Vespa slapped him. "Trying to flatter Vespa ?" asked Randy. Miroku nodded slowly. Then randy saw the item Vespa left on the couch. "Oooh !!! Whats that ?!" exclaimed Randy. Miroku looked and his eyes widened. "An egg ? Whats this doing here ?" asked Miroku. Randy picked up the egg and was surprised at how round it was, normally eggs are oval shaped.
"It's kinda big too, like a bird laid it ?" asked Miroku. Randy shook the egg and didn't hear anything. "Im gonna take care of this egg !!" shouted randy. "You can't be serious" said Miroku. "This poor little egg needs me ! Cant you hear it crying ?!" shouted Randy. Miroku sweat-dropped. "Im gonna treat this egg like my child !! Just you watch !!" shouted Randy as he walked off.
(Later)
Randy was sitting at the table with the egg. He was trying to feed it. "Come on sweetie, open wide !! How do you expect to grow up big and strong if you don't eat your mashed banana ?!!" asked Randy as he tried to force a spoon of food into the egg. "What are you doing ?!!" shouted Shippo. "Im trying to feed it, whats it look like ?!!" shouted Randy. "Eggs don't eat !!!" shouted Shippo. "What do you know you little rat ?!" shouted randy. "Eggs don't eat, do you see a mouth on it ?" asked Shippo. Randy looked at the egg. "No" said randy. "Then it doesn't eat !! You sit on it and keep it warm !" said Shippo. Randy nodded and Shippo left the kitchen.
Randy picked the egg up and set it where he was sitting. "Sit on it, no problem" said randy. Just as Randy was about to sit on the egg, Serenity came in with Inu-yasha. "FOOL !!! You're gonna break the egg if you sit on it !!" shouted serenity. "I knew that ! I was just...uhh..." said randy. "Me and Inu-yasha wish you luck" said Serenity. Inu-yasha yanked on serenity's hair. "Alright, alright ! I'll read to you now" said serenity as she walked off. "Luck ? I don't need luck" said Randy as he watched TV while spinning the egg on his finger like a basketball. Vespa saw what Randy was doing and took it from him. "I was looking for this" said Vespa. "Give it back !!" shouted randy. "Fine" said Vespa as she tossed the egg in the air. "NOO !!!" shouted Randy as he ran and caught the egg before it hit the ground. "Shh, don't cry baby, that crazy lady wont hurt you anymore" said randy as he rocked the egg in his arms.
(Upstairs)
"and the multiplication symbol fell in love with 14 and 2 and after a while they all came together and made a 28" said serenity as she was reading Inu-yasha a math book. Inu-yasha yawned from sheer boredom. "Aww, you don't like this book ?" asked Serenity. Inu-yasha nodded rapidly. "Ok, how about this one ?" asked serenity as she held up a book that was full of nursery rhymes. Inu-yasha was asleep on serenity's lap. "Aww !! So cute !!" thought serenity as she picked him up and took him to her room. She laid Inu-yasha on her bed and put a blanket over him. Inu-yasha snored peacefully. "My cute little hanyou" thought serenity.
Serenity then heard a knock at the door. "I got it !" said randy from downstairs. Randy opened the door and was shoved out of the way. "I must see the dog-eared girl !" shouted the figure that pushed Randy out of the way. "Who the heck are you ?!" shouted randy. "I am Kai, and I am here for the dog-eared girl" said the person. Serenity came downstairs and gasped. "YOU !!!" shouted serenity as she pointed at Kai. "Ah, dog-eared girl ! Come, jump into my arms !" shouted Kai. "Jump this !!" shouted serenity as she ran at Kai and kicked him in his face, sending him flying out of the door. Randy slammed the door as Kai flew out. "Who was that ?" asked randy. "Some fox demon from outer space that now seems to want me..." said serenity. "Ohh" said randy. Serenity saw the egg randy was cradling in his arms. "Whats with the egg ?" asked serenity. "It's my baby, I love it so much !!" squeaked randy as he nuzzled his head on the egg in a fatherly way. Serenity smiled and then heard Inu-yasha squalling upstairs. "Im coming ! Don't cry !!" shouted serenity as she ran upstairs. Randy rubbed on the egg he was holding. "You're so cute and round !!" said randy affectionately.
(In serenity's room)
While serenity was upstairs calming down Inu-yasha, someone busted into her room through the window. "Dog-eared girl !! You will be mine !!" shouted Kai. Serenity turned to face Kai. "Im already in love with someone else" said serenity calmly. "Nonsense !! You will love me !" said Kai as he hugged serenity tightly. Serenity's tail quivered. Kai grabbed serenity by her shoulders and backed her up a bit. He saw she had silver hair, and a fox-tail now. "What the ?" thought Kai as he looked over serenity again. "Same height, same eyes...but you have silver hair and a tail ?!!" exclaimed Kai. "Yes !! When you first saw me I was in my human form !!" shouted serenity. "Ohh !! That explains it" said Kai. "What are you doing here ?" asked serenity.
Kai held serenity's hands and looked into her eyes. "I want to have you as my woman" said Kai. Serenity's eyes narrowed with annoyance. "Sorry, not interested" said serenity. "Then may I stay here until you change your mind ?" asked Kai. "No" said serenity. "Please dog-eared girl ?" asked Kai. "My name is Serenity !!!! Not dog-eared girl !!" yelled serenity. "Dog-eared girl is a nickname, cute huh ?" asked Kai. Serenity glared at Kai very coldly. "No, you may not stay !" said serenity. "I have nowhere else to go ! My spaceship is scrap metal, I have no contact with the UCSC !" cried Kai. Serenity's nice-ness kicked in. "fine, you may stay" said serenity. "Oh thank you dog-eared girl !!" shouted Kai as he hugged serenity tightly. "Yeah, whatever ! Let me go ! I can't breathe !!" shouted serenity.
Inu-yasha growled at Kai, he didn't like him at all. "Who is this ?" asked Kai as he pulled on Inu-yasha's ears, making him cry. Serenity held Inu-yasha in her arms and hugged him close. "I can't tell him what happened...I'll lie !" thought serenity. "He's my son" said serenity softly. Kai's eyes widened. "Oh my god !! You're too young to have a child !!" shouted Kai. "I only look young, I've been alive 63 years, but minus the 50 years of me being in the feudal era, im 13" said serenity. "Your still 13, you're too young !" said Kai. "Oh shut-up" said serenity as she rocked Inu-yasha in her arms. Inu-yasha giggled and clung to serenity as tight as he could.
(Downstairs)
"Are you still caring for that egg ?" asked Koga. "Yes, I'll never let it go !!" shouted randy. Hank walked in and saw the large egg randy was holding. "Oooh !! Are we having eggs for dinner ?" asked hank. "NO !!!" yelled randy. "Are we gonna scramble it ?" asked hank. "No !!" shouted randy. "Fry it ?" asked hank. "Nope" said randy. "I know ! We're gonna boil it with some fried rice ?!" asked hank, since that was one of his favorite meals. "No !!!" shouted randy. "Then for goodness sake, what are we gonna do with it ?" asked hank. Randy set the egg on the couch and lay beside it. "Im gonna warm it with my body" said randy. "So you're slow cooking it ?" asked hank. "We aren't gonna eat it !! It's my baby !!" shouted randy. "Aww man !" shouted hank. "Too bad, it would've made a great omelet" said Koga.
(In the bathroom)
Randy and the egg were in the Japanese-style tub. Randy was wearing a pair of swimming trunks as he bathed the egg. "Now you get all nice and clean my little eggy-poo !" said randy as he dumped water on the egg beside him. Due to what happened to him when he's wet with cold water, Randy had to bathe in hot water. "Now you and me will enjoy a nice hot soak while I tell you a bath time story !" said randy as he set a cold washcloth on the egg and one on his head to keep himself and the egg from having heatstroke in the hot water.
Serenity came in with a red bathing suit on and she had Inu-yasha in her arms. Randy looked at serenity and blushed. "Sorry, I'll you take your bath first" said serenity. "No, wait !" said randy. Serenity faced randy again. "You can have your bath too, your wearing a bathing suit so I don't mind" said randy. Serenity smiled and got into the tub and sat down across from Randy. (Yes, the tubs are that big in Japan) Inu-yasha clung to serenity the whole time. "I think he's scared of the water" said randy. "Why are you washing your egg ?" asked serenity. "It's my baby too" said randy. Serenity set Inu-yasha down in the water and he quickly started splashing the water everywhere playfully. "Serenity ?" asked randy. "Hmm ?" said serenity. "Why is Kai in your room ?" asked randy. Serenity sighed. "He's staying with us until I change my mind about being his woman" said serenity. "Ohh !" said randy.
(Later that night)
Randy slept on the floor in serenity's room with the egg dressed in a nightcap next to him. Kai slept almost right under serenity's bed. Serenity was sound asleep with Inu-yasha sleeping near her side. Unknown to Randy, the egg next to him started moving and bouncing around a bit.
To be continued...
Next episode (Randy is talking): So Kai is living with us ? Great, another person in this house. Serenity can have a big heart at times. Hey, did hank say he's trying to find the cure for Inu-yasha ? And...My egg...is hatching ?!! AHHH !!! Whats this rabbit-eared, cat-like thing ?!! It came from my egg !! Am I a father now ? Or does this thing belong to someone ? Next on Special Mini Inu-yasha Stories, episode 13: Parental acts part 2, see ya' soon !!