Randy was the first to wake up, the sun had just risen. "Rise and shine my little eggy-poo !" said randy as he cradled the egg in his arms. "Keep it down, im still half asleep" said serenity. "But my egg is already awake" said randy. "It's just an egg !! It can't be awake !!" shouted serenity as she snatched the egg from Randy. "NOO !!! Give him back !!" shouted randy. "Him ? How can you tell ?" asked serenity. "Well, isn't it obvious ?" asked randy. Serenity tossed randy the egg and picked up Inu-yasha who was still asleep.
"AAAAHHHHH !!!!" screamed Randy. "What ?!! Whats happening ?!" shouted Kai as he woke up. "My egg !! My egg !!!! It's shaking !!!!" cried randy. Both serenity and Kai sweat-dropped. "It's shaking !! It has a cold !! Don't just stand there, get some blankets !!" shouted randy. "Randy...it's just hatching" said serenity. Randy held the egg close to his face and watched as the shell began to crack open. "Come on eggy-dear, you can do it, break through the shell" thought randy. The shell on the egg shattered a bit and a leg came out of the egg. Randy's eyes widened. Next out of the egg came 2 paws and pair of rabbit ears. "It's...its a..." said serenity. Then the whole shell of the egg broke and the small creature was in Randy's hands. It looked like a cat, but it had the ears and tail of a rabbit.
"Awww !! It's so cute !!!" cried randy as petted the creature on its head. "What are you gonna call it ?" asked serenity. "Hmm...it looks like a rabbit, yet it looks like a cat. How about cabbit ?" asked randy. "Nah, that might be what it is" said Kai. "Then how about Ryo-ohki ?" asked randy. "Perfect !" said serenity. Ryo-ohki meowed and jumped onto Randy's shoulder. "That's my Ryo-ohki, you're the cutest thing ever !!" said randy.
(Later)
Ryo-ohki walked around the house and began to scratch on a door. "Come in !" shouted Hank's voice from inside. Ryo-ohki backed up and ran head on into the door. A loud thump sound was heard. Ryo-ohki shook her head and ran at the door again, but this time she went straight through the door. Hank looked up from his studying and saw Ryo-ohki. "What the ? That's no ordinarily cat" thought hank. Ryo-ohki ran all around hank's room, bumping into large books and stacks of papers. "Your gonna mix all of my papers up, now get out !!" shouted hank as he stood up. Ryo-ohki's eyes watered up. "Oh no ! Don't cry ! Im sorry !!" said hank as he petted Ryo-ohki on her head. Ryo-ohki meowed happily. "Hmm...you don't mind if I study you do you ?" asked hank. Ryo-ohki at once ran to the door and phased through it to get out. "Ok, it went through a wall...awesome !" said hank.
"MEOOOOW !!!" cried Ryo-ohki as she ran down the many halls of the house. "Ryo-ohki !!! Come to me !" shouted randy. Ryo-ohki ran to randy and jumped into his arms. Randy hugged his "baby" close to him. "Don't you run off in this big house you little scamp, you had me worried !" said randy. "Hey, anybody seen Inu-yasha ?" asked serenity. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kai from down the hall. "Does that answer your question ?" asked Randy. "Kai !! I'll kill you if your hurting Inu-yasha !!" yelled serenity as she ran to where Kai was.
The sight before serenity was quite laughable, Kai was on the floor anime crying with Inu-yasha on his arm, biting him. "HE BIT ME !!!" cried Kai. "Inu-yasha, spit that out, you don't know where it's been" said serenity. Inu-yasha let go of Kai and crawled over to serenity. "I was just trying to pet him, seeing as we're gonna be related soon" said Kai. "For the final time, we are NOT gonna be married !!" shouted serenity as she picked Inu-yasha in her arms. "Im sure you'll change your mind !" said Kai. "No chance !" said serenity as she walked off with Inu-yasha in her arms.
"This is getting annoying, why do I have to watch him ?!" shouted Sesshomaru. "Im getting tired of caring for him, just take him for an hour" said serenity. "Fine..." said Sesshomaru as he took Inu-yasha from serenity. "Thanks fluffy-sama ! You're the best big brother in the world !" said serenity as she hugged Sesshomaru. "Yeah, yeah, I know" said Sesshomaru. Serenity giggled and walked off. Inu-yasha stared at Sesshomaru, then began to cry. "shut-up !!" shouted Sesshomaru. Inu-yasha shut-up. "You aren't with serenity anymore ! as long as you are with me you are going to be quiet and not bother me, ya' got that ?!!" shouted Sesshomaru. Inu-yasha nodded, looking a bit scared. "Good" said Sesshomaru as he took Inu-yasha into his room. "Something tells me im not gonna like this" thought Sesshomaru.
"Hank !!! Hurry up and find the antidote for Inu-yasha !!!" shouted serenity. "Im trying !! It's hard since he drank 2 doses of the potion" said hank. "Just give him anything !" said serenity. "Fine !! Take this !" shouted hank as he gave serenity a tiny bottle of fluid. "Make Inu-yasha drink that, he should go back to normal" said hank. Serenity nodded and went back to Sesshomaru's room. "Fluffy-sama ! I have the cure for Inu-yasha !" said serenity. Sesshomaru didn't hear her since he was covering his ears to block out Inu-yasha's crying.
"Make him stop !!!!" shouted Sesshomaru. Serenity held Inu-yasha and rocked him back and forth. Inu-yasha stopped crying and clung to serenity, as always. "Now Inu-yasha, I need you to drink this" said serenity as she held up the tiny bottle. Inu-yasha turned his head away. "Aww, I know you don't want to drink it, but will you do it for me ?" asked serenity. Inu-yasha sounded as if he sighed and faced serenity. Serenity let Inu-yasha drink the fluid in the bottle. Inu-yasha made a face as if he just had something sour, then a white aura surrounded him.
"Its working !" said Sesshomaru. Serenity watched Inu-yasha's aura get brighter and brighter. Then, Inu-yasha re-grew rapidly in serenity's arms, clothes and all. Serenity was holding the now normal sized Inu-yasha in her arms. "Inu-yasha..." said serenity. "What ?" asked Inu-yasha. "Your heavy..." said serenity as she dropped Inu-yasha on the floor. Inu-yasha quickly got up. "Just think...my brother was a little baby hanyou !!" squealed serenity. "What of it whos gonna believe you ?!" shouted Inu-yasha. "Everyone" said serenity as she held up some pictures. "Let me see those" said Sesshomaru as he snatched the pictures from serenity.
Sesshomaru smiled, which was laughing to him. The pictures were off Inu-yasha when he was little, serenity took a picture of him near a calendar, so whoever saw knew it happened recently. "Shes got proof Inu-yasha, really good proof" said Sesshomaru. Serenity laughed and turned around. "Yep, I have proof...I can blackmail you soo bad that people in America will know !!!" said serenity as she kept laughing. At that point, Inu-yasha was so ticked off that he would do just about anything to shut serenity up from her taunting.
"ALRIGHT THEN MISSY !!!!! IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS..." Inu-yasha's words trailed off when a sly grin came across his face. "If you tell anyone about this...Your secret about your love for Randy will be out" said Inu-yasha. "WHAT ?!!! I don't love randy !! Were just good friends !!" yelled serenity. "I saw you 2 in the bathtub last night, together !" said Inu-yasha. "We were both in bathing suits !" said serenity. "Besides, whos gonna believe you Inu-yasha ?" asked Sesshomaru. Inu-yasha anime fell. "hehehe, now with the pictures I have, I'll go mail one to...hmm, what was that girl who went on vacation...Kagome !" said serenity. Inu-yasha then lost it and grabbed one of the large books from the shelf and...
(WHAM !!!)
Inu-yasha had whacked serenity on her head with the book, very hard one might add. Serenity was on the floor, swirly-eyed and knocked out. "Now that she had coming..." said Sesshomaru. "Little brat, trying to make a fool out of me" said Inu-yasha. "Did I hear something crash in here ?" asked Kai as he came in. Kai saw serenity laying face down on the floor, he glared at Inu-yasha. "You...I knew you weren't serenity's son like she had told me !! You're that dog-eared half-wit !!!" shouted Kai. "And you're that wanna-be UCSC officer !!" shouted Inu-yasha.
"Yes, but get used to seeing me here because my beloved dog-eared girl said I could stay until she changes her mind and marries me" said Kai. Both Sesshomaru and Inu-yasha glared at Kai. "Our little sister will never marry you !!" shouted Sesshomaru. "So you might as well start packing and leave !!" shouted Inu-yasha. "No, Kai will stay" said serenity. "When did she wake up ?" thought Inu-yasha. "Kai has nowhere else to go, he is staying...no matter now much I hate the idea" said serenity.
"Oh thank you dog-eared girl !! You're the best soon-to-be bride in the world for speaking about me !" said Kai. "Im not gonna be your bride !!" shouted serenity. "Stop resisting me, you know you really do like me" said Kai as he put his arm around serenity and pulled her close to him. Serenity's tail quivered and she growled. " Keep your hands off of me !!!" shouted serenity as she punched Kai in the face, which made him fly into the hallway. "Nice punch" said Inu-yasha. "Im not even finished !!" shouted serenity as she ran into the hallway. Soon, lots of punching and kicking sounds were heard, accompanied with Kai's screams of pain.
(That night)
"You didn't have to beat him up that badly" said Randy as he petted Ryo-ohki who was sleeping on his lap. "He put his arm around me !!" shouted serenity. "Oh, well...never mind" said randy. Serenity got into her bed and cut the light off. "Goodnight Randy" said serenity. "Goodnight Serenity" said randy. "Meow meooow !" said Ryo-ohki. Serenity and randy laughed. "I think she said goodnight" said serenity. "Goodnight my cute little Ryo-ohki" said randy. "Goodnight Kai" said serenity. Kai, who was under the bed, didn't answer. He couldn't even if he wanted to, he was still knocked out. "Serenity, can you help me out ?" asked randy. "With what ?" asked serenity. "I just got an idea to humiliate everyone in the house" said randy. Serenity's eyes widened with rapture. "HOW ?!!! You must tell me !!!" shouted serenity. "With this" said randy as he held up a video camera. Serenity grinned slyly, so did Randy. Tomorrow was gonna be fun.
To be continued...
Next episode (Vespa is talking): so it seems that Serenity and Randy are going around the house recording everyone doing very funny things. How funny you ask ? Well, you will find out soon, very soon ! Wait, everyone in the house...that means im gonna be recorded too !! Next on Special Mini Inu-yasha stories, episode 14: Japan's funniest home movies ! Man, I hope they don't find out about my secret obsession with karaoke !!