Maru-sha: welcome back to the story !
Inu-yasha: I hope having the story in this new format doesn't upset the readers
Maru-sha: anyways, laugh and enjoy !
Ryo-ohki was the first to wake up, yet she snuggled up closer to Randy. "No mommy, I'll go to school tomorrow..." mumbled randy in his sleep, as he rolled over on top of Ryo-ohki. Ryo-ohki meowed loudly from underneath randy, but no one heard her. Then, randy yawned and woke up. "Ryo-ohki ? Where are you ?" asked randy. Randy got up and looked around, he saw the flattened cabbit on the floor. "AAHHH !!! Im sorry baby !!" cried randy as he picked her up and shook her, making her normal again. "Meeeeow..." was Ryo-ohki's only response.
Serenity awoke and sat up, scratching her head. "Sleep well ?" asked randy. "Yes, dreaming about what were gonna do today" said serenity with a grin. Randy smiled and Ryo-ohki just looked at both of them, wondering what was going on. "Alright ! Lets get this blackmailing thing over quickly so we can put it on Japan's Funniest Home Movies and win us some cash !" said randy as he held up his video camera. Serenity nodded and ran off into the hallway, Randy right behind her, Ryo-ohki hanging onto his shoulder.
"Lets see, who can we film first ?" asked serenity. "Hmm...lets visit everyone's room and check it out" said randy. Serenity nodded. Both serenity and randy were standing outside of Inu-yasha's room. The opened the door and crept in. Inu-yasha was snoring, and loudly at that. "Hmm...nothing in here" said randy. Then, Inu-yasha reached his hand underneath his pillow and what he pulled out was shocking. In Inu-yasha's hand was a yellow baby blanket. "Blankie !! I love you !" said Inu-yasha in his sleep. Serenity and Randy snickered. Randy cut on the camera and filmed Inu-yasha sleeping with a baby blanket. Inu-yasha then started sucking his thumb. "This is priceless" whispered serenity. "Ok, now lets go to Miroku's room" said randy. Serenity and Randy snuck out of the room like the little demons they were and went to Miroku's room
(In Miroku's room)
Miroku was fast asleep in bed, normal enough. "Hmm...no action here, lets stop and continue when everyone is awake" said serenity. "Good idea" said randy. Miroku then woke up and saw serenity and randy. "What are you two doing in here ?" asked Miroku. "Umm...uhh..." said randy. Miroku sat up, he didn't look too happy, waking up to find 2 people in his room, plus, he wasn't a morning person. Serenity spoke up. "Miroku-sama, I came in here to confess my great love to you, but Randy followed me to get it on video to show the others, that's why he has the camera" said serenity.
Miroku smiled and went over to serenity and kneeled down to her level. "You feel that strongly about me ?" asked Miroku. Serenity blushed and nodded. "Aww !!!" said randy as he pretended to film it. "My dear serenity, I had given up on you after I found out that Mimi was the future daughter of you and Koga" said Miroku. Randy tilted his head from hearing that. "I just have to wait for the question" thought serenity. "Serenity-san, will you bare my child ?" asked Miroku. "That's it !" thought serenity. Serenity then raised her hand and swung at Miroku's face.
(SLAP !!)
Randy and Serenity had left Miroku's room, leaving Miroku himself sitting on the floor rubbing his face. "I had no idea a monk could be like that" said Randy. "I don't think he is one" said serenity. "We still have to film everyone else in the house" said Randy. Serenity was looking inside Sesshomaru's room through the slightly open door. "Randy, you gotta see this" said serenity. Randy looked into the room through the opening just as serenity did. He immediately turned his video camera on. What he and serenity saw priceless !
"Fluffy-sama, do it again !!" squealed Mimi. "Alright" said Sesshomaru as he got on his hands and knees. "Look at me !! Im a hopping little bunny !! hippity-hoppity hop hop hop !!" sang Sesshomaru as he jumped around like a bunny in front of Mimi. Mimi clapped her hands together and giggled. "Sing your bunny song !" said Mimi. Sesshomaru continued hopping around and began singing. "My name is fluffy-sama and im the cutest bunny you'd ever see ! I hop and bounce about while others look and see ! I do this not for fame or for money, I do it for my niece because she thinks I am so funny !" sang Sesshomaru.
Serenity and Randy slipped off down the hallway, laughing quietly as they did. "How can you see into my eyes like opens doors ? Leading you down into my core, where I've become so numb" sang a voice. "What was that ?" asked Randy. "It came from Vespa's room !!" shouted serenity as she ran down the hall to Vespa's room, randy followed. When they opened the door to Vespa's room ever so slightly and looked in, Serenity and Randy's laughing almost came out again as randy filmed Vespa.
She was holding a hair brush and singing into it like a microphone as she continued singing. "Without a soul. My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold. Until you find it there and lead it back home. Wake me up ! Wake me up inside. I can't wake up ! Wake me up inside. Save me ! Call my name and save me from the dark. Wake me up ! Bid my blood to run. I can't wake up. Before I come undone. Save me ! Save me from the nothing I've become !" sang Vespa, very loudly.
Outside the alien-girl's room, Randy and Serenity were cringing from the awful sound of Vespa's voice. "She was singing that song by Evanescence" said serenity. "Really ? I couldn't tell" said randy. "Who else are we gonna film ?" asked serenity. "I don't know yet" said randy. Ryo-ohki saw Shippo walking down one of the halls and into a room. "Whats wrong girl ?" asked randy. Ryo-ohki pointed her paw at the room Shippo went into. Randy and Serenity snuck over to the room and looked inside and gasped. Serenity took Randy's camera and began filming. Shippo was inside the room, he looked around and then took something out from under a rug. It was one of Miroku's magazines. "Hehehe, man this is good stuff" said Shippo as he looked through the magazine. "The little pervert" said randy. "He gets it from his father" said serenity. After a bit of filming, serenity and randy, the 2 partners in crime snuck off.
(a bit later that day)
"Hurry !! its about to come on !!" cried serenity. "I'm changing channels as fast as I can woman !!" shouted randy as he was flipping through the channels. Serenity and Randy, both still in their pajamas, were trying to get to a certain channel since they had mailed the tape of everyone doing something funny in already. "You just passed it !!" shouted serenity as she took the remote from randy and went to the right channel.
"Welcome back folks to Japan's Funniest Home Movies" said the host of the show on TV. "Hey you guys !! come and see this !!" shouted Randy. Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, Kamatari, Mimi, Shippo, Miroku, and Vespa came downstairs and watched the program with Serenity and Randy. "2 very talented youngsters sent in this tape into us, it was so good, we are gonna air it right now, roll it !" said the TV show host.
The video that came on next made Inu-yasha, Sesshomaru, Shippo, Vespa, and Miroku gasp. The clip of Miroku being slapped by serenity was the first of the bunch. Miroku prayed that none of the women in Tokyo were watching. "What the heck..." said Inu-yasha, his face a lovely shade of red. The scene cut to Sesshomaru's little performance, making Mimi laugh. Sesshomaru hung his head in shame. The next clip was Vespa singing her song, making everyone cover their ears. Last but not least, the clip of Shippo reading Miroku's hentai magazines came on. Shippo gulped as Kamatari glared at him. Serenity and Randy started busting up with insane laughter.
"How did this happen ?" asked Inu-yasha with a death glare. Everyone pondered a bit, then looked at the teenage coyote wearing a red jersey and black pants for pajamas and the young dog-eared girl in a blue night shirt and pants. "Randy...Serenity...did you do this ?" asked Inu-yasha, who was on the verge of losing his sanity.
"Umm, well, it was like this...and then this turned into that, and this and that...then that and this happened..." said Randy. "It wasn't us !! theres no proof !!" shouted serenity. "and for that home movie, the 2 youngsters Serenity and Randy have just won one million dollars !" said the TV show host. Randy and Serenity were glad to have won, but not too glad about their names being said, blowing their cover. "That's enough proof for us !!" shouted Sesshomaru as he cracked his knuckles. Serenity and Randy held onto each other and screamed. "Inu-yasha, you take them. The punishment I have in mind for them is death" said Sesshomaru. "Im gonna make you both wish you were dead !! Come on you 2, lets go !!" shouted Inu-yasha as he dragged Serenity and Randy upstairs by their pajama shirts.
(In Inu-yasha's room)
Inu-yasha threw serenity and randy into his room, walked in, and closed the door behind him. Randy stood up and spoke. "Inu-yasha-sama, we know what we did was wrong. We have learned the error of our ways from the guilt we have in our hearts. Could you find some way to forgive us ?" said randy as he stood with his hands folded in the "Gomen Nassai" stance. Inu-yasha sighed, in anger that is. "You may be sorry, but you must be punished !!" shouted Inu-yasha. Serenity began to sniffle. "Your gonna be first young lady !" said Inu-yasha as he took serenity by her arm and sat down on his bed and pulled her over his lap. "Im sorry Inu-yasha !! Please don't punish me !!" cried serenity, a little too late. Inu-yasha brought his hand down hard on serenity's rear-end 10 times and stood her up.
Serenity was crying loudly, but calmed down a bit after a few seconds. Inu-yasha hugged her and told her to go stand where she was before. Randy was near the door, trying to escape his fate. "Randy !! Get over here !" said shouted Inu-yasha. Randy went over to Inu-yasha and was immediately pulled over his lap. Since it was Randy who thought of the idea, and the one who filmed everything, he received 20 hard whacks to his rear-end instead of 10. "Yeowch !!" yelled Randy as he sprung up off Inu-yasha's lap and rubbed at his backside. "Have you both learned your lesson ?" asked Inu-yasha as he stood up. "Yes, don't film anyone doing funny things and turn it into any program" said Serenity softly. Inu-yasha went over to serenity and stroked her hair gently. "And don't laugh at other peoples expense" added Randy. Inu-yasha just walked passed randy and left the room.
"Hey...he didn't comfort me !!" shouted randy. Serenity giggled a bit and hugged Randy. Randy smiled and then walked out of the room, serenity followed him. "Man, we won a million dollars, yet we're still sore !" said randy in a comedic way. Serenity laughed and went to her room. "Hey Serenity ?" asked Randy. "Yes ?" asked serenity. "Tomorrow, wanna go train in the park, I'll teach you a new trick" said randy. Serenity nodded and smiled.
To be continued...
Next episode (Inu-yasha is talking): school plays are coming up ! The romantic tale of Romeo and Juliet ! Surprisingly, Serenity is chosen to play the role...at Shingden high school, not at her normal school ! Serenity is selected as Juliet, but Koga, Randy, Hank, and Kai soon get wind of this and they all try out to be Romeo ! But wait...the winning prize is free tickets to China !!! Is that was Randy is trying out, because we all know Serenity and him are just friends and he'd never really want to kiss her. We can increase our chances and go to china with the tickets if one of us does it ! That means I can go to be a full boy again ! Wait...does that mean...I HAVE TO BE ROMEO ?!!! There is no way im gonna share a kiss on stage with my sister !!! Next on Special Mini Inu-yasha stories, episode 15: Really, Where for art thou Romeo ? See ya' soon !