Maru-sha: welcome back to the story !
Inu-yasha: yeah, whatever just get to the story already !!
Maru-sha: alright then ! Laugh and enjoy !!
Serenity was in her room reading her prank book, feeling in the mood to cause trouble. Kai snuck up behind her without making a sound. Serenity giggled to herself as she read. Kai then hugged her from behind. "It's been a long time since I was able to hug you !!" exclaimed Kai. Serenity tensed up so much her hair stood on end and her tail quivered. "You pervert, get off me !!!" yelled serenity as she threw Kai off her into a wall.
"Now I have to go take a shower to get your scent off me !!" shouted serenity as she walked out of her room. "Can I join you ?" asked Kai. "NO !!!" shouted serenity from the hallway. "Aww man..." said Kai. He was longing for serenity to except his love for her, but to no prevail. "Serenity, bursting with strength and healthy beauty, how I want you to be mine" said Kai to himself.
Serenity was getting ready to take her shower. She hated that her and Kai were the only ones in the house since everyone else had went grocery shopping. She had slept in to find Kai who told her where everyone was. "That perverted jerk, why wont he just give up ?!" thought serenity. Before serenity began to undress, Kai came in and snuck behind her again. Serenity turned around, but Kai jumped over her and was holding something in his hands. What happened next was too fast to trace and serenity fell to the floor and Kai carried her off.
(Later)
When serenity awoke, the first person she saw was Kai, he was sitting in front of her. "What happened ?" asked serenity. "You fell, I took care of you" said Kai. Serenity sat up and looked at Kai. Kai looked into serenity's eyes and serenity gazed into his eyes. "Thank you for taking care of me" said serenity as she hugged Kai. Kai smiled and hugged serenity back, tighter.
"Oh my god !! Serenity get away from him !!!" shouted Koga, who had come in. "who are you ?" asked serenity. "Stop playing, im Koga !!" shouted Koga. "Who ? I've never met you in my life" said serenity. Koga's eyes widened, surely serenity was pranking him. "Serenity-san ! It's me Koga !!! Don't you remember ?!!" cried Koga. "Nope, and stop yelling, your hurting my ears" said serenity. "Stop playing around with me serenity !!" shouted Koga. "I said stop yelling" said serenity. Kai held serenity close to him, serenity clung to him. "She said stop yelling" said Kai.
"I don't know who you are, but my brothers will get you if you hurt me !" said serenity. "I'd like to see him try !" said Koga. "INU-YASHA !!! FLUFFY-SAMA !!!!" cried serenity. Sesshomaru and Inu-yasha ran upstairs and into the room. "Whats the matter little one ?!" asked Sesshomaru. "Him !! He keeps yelling at me and I don't even know him !!!" shouted serenity as she pointed to Koga. Inu-yasha blinked and whapped serenity on her head. "Ouch !! Why'd you hit me ?!" shouted serenity. "This is Koga !!
He's your...dare I say it...lover !!!" shouted Inu-yasha. "What ?!!" I haven't seen him in my life !!" shouted serenity. "Attention, will everyone in the house please come in here...NOW !!!" shouted Sesshomaru. Mimi, Shippo, Ryo-ohki, Ein, Hank, Kamatari, Miroku, Vespa, Ryuenja, and Randy came into the room 5 seconds later.
"Alright, Serenity who do you remember in this room ?" asked Inu-yasha. Serenity walked over to everyone and looked. "I remember Sesshomaru, Inu-yasha, Shippo, Mimi, Ryo-ohki, Ein, Vespa, and Ryuenja" said serenity. Koga, Kamatari, Randy, Hank, and Miroku gasped. "Serenity, you honestly don't remember any of them ?" asked Ryuenja. Serenity tried to remember, but nothing came to her mind. "Im sorry, I don't know them" said serenity. Kai was smiling a cheesy smile. "So that would make Serenity 'unattached', right ?" asked Kai. "That seems right" said Sesshomaru. "Oh my lovely dog-eared girl, will you allow me to be your lover ?" asked Kai as he held serenity's hands in his. Serenity giggled and nodded.
"That's it, Serenity come with me !!!" shouted Randy as he took serenity into another room. "Whats the problem ? You don't remember me ?!" asked randy. "Sorry, but I've never seen you before in my life" said serenity as she ran her hand through her hair. Serenity's expression flustered Randy, she looked so calm. "Strange, my head feels refreshed" said serenity. Randy noticed the shine of serenity's hair was more noticeable. "Did you wash your hair ?" asked randy. "Not today, why do you ask ?" asked serenity. "No reason" said randy. "My name is Randy, you don't remember ?" asked randy. Serenity thought for a second, then she smiled. "I remember !" said serenity. "Alright !!" said randy with a smile. "You're that thing people do when they think they are talking about something they know about !" said serenity. Randy anime fell. "That's Ranting !!" shouted randy. "Ok, you're Cuban dance music ! In two-four time with a powerful beat !!" shouted serenity. "No !! That's Rumba !! Im Randy !!!" yelled Randy. "Randy, eh ? You wouldn't be a noodle, would you ?" asked serenity. "No...That's ramen" said randy.
(Later)
"Whats her hair have to do with anything ?" asked Inu-yasha. "I have a feeling this whole thing is Kai's doing" said randy. "How ?" asked Koga. "Yes, how ?" asked serenity as she got into the conversation. "Serenity, do you remember washing your hair today ?" asked Koga. "No, and why are you asking me that ? I don't know you" said serenity. "What do you remember before you woke up earlier ?" asked Ryuenja. "Well, I was about to take a shower, before I could undress, I felt a sensation in my head...that's all I remember" said serenity. "Hmmm...I know what happened !" said Ryuenja. "What ?!" asked Koga. Just then, Kai came up behind serenity and hugged her. "Kai-san !! Come on, lets go to my room and talk !" said serenity. "Alright then !" said Kai with a grin. Serenity and Kai walked off so close together that Kai was able to put his hand on serenity's rear-end. "Eeep !! Save that for when we're alone Kai !!" shouted serenity. "Sorry my love" said Kai.
"Ok, I don't know about you guys...but we gotta break them up QUICK !!!" said Ryuenja. "But how ?!!" cried Randy. "Im gonna lose my love to some fox-demon !!" shouted Koga. "You said you knew what happened" said Inu-yasha. "Yes, Serenity's mind was erased" said Ryuenja. "How ?! If it was, she wouldn't remember everyone" said Koga. "Then it must've been the Xi Xiang Gao Shiatsu technique !!" exclaimed Ryuenja.
"The what ?!" asked Inu-yasha. "It's a move that uses powerful pressure points to the head to rearrange the victim's memory anyway the person performing the action wants" said Ryuenja. Everyone just starred at Ryuenja like he was crazy. "In other words, using a special Chinese herbal shampoo and vigorous pressure to the head can cause the victim to forget certain things" explained Ryuenja. "I don't think Kai could've done it though..." said Randy. "He must've done it !!" shouted Koga.
Then Ein came into the room and started barking. Inu-yasha heard him and looked shocked. "Really ?! You saw everything ?!" asked Inu-yasha. Ein barked as if he said yes. "You speak dog ?" asked Ryuenja. "Yes, it's not something im proud of though..." said Inu-yasha. "Tell us what happened Ein !" said Randy. Ein began barking his head off. "Whoa !! No way !!!" shouted Inu-yasha. "What happened ?" asked Koga. "You won't believe it...you have to see it..." said Inu-yasha. "I can help you there" said Hank, who was eavesdropping the whole time.
(In Hank's room)
Hank put a small head device on Ein's head and turned on a monitor. "Ok Ein, remember what you saw for us ok ?" said Hank. Ein barked and began to think back. Images appeared on the monitor and everyone watched. From Ein's eye view, they saw Kai sneak up on Serenity and jump/back-flip over her and landed normally behind her just as she fell unconsisous. "Whoa, whatever happened, it happened too fast" said randy. "I'll slow it down" said hank as he pressed many buttons on the monitor. In the extra-slow version of the image, everyone saw what Kai had done. Sure enough when he back-flipped over serenity he took out a bottle of Chinese herbal shampoo and started washing serenity's hair while applying pressure to certain points to Serenity's head. Then he blow-dried serenity's hair with an electric hair dryer and landed right behind her and caught her just as before.
Everyone couldn't believe it. "He washed and blew-dry her hair while he was still in the air !!!" shouted Koga. "A record 4.2 seconds !!!" shouted Hank. Inu-yasha growled, Kai was going to pay for this. "Kai !!!! Get down here now !!!" shouted Inu-yasha. Kai walked into the room, but started to leave when he saw all the dirty looks he was getting. "Hold it !" said Ryuenja as he grabbed Kai by his shirt. "I didn't do anything !!" cried Kai. "You erased Serenity's memory of her old lovers !" said Ryuenja. "No proof" said Kai. Ryuenja pointed to the monitor and Kai saw the images of what he had done to serenity. "Ummm...uhhh..." said Kai. "Get her memory back or you wont live to see tomorrow !!" shouted Koga. "I don't know how !! Honest !!" cried Kai. "That's a problem..." said Hank.
Serenity came into the room and clung to Kai. "Why'd you leave me ?" asked serenity. "Serenity get away from him !!" shouted Koga. "What if I don't want to ?" asked serenity. "If you don't I'll turn you over my knee !!" shouted Inu-yasha. Serenity felt a surge of pain in her head at that moment. "Whats happening...I've heard that before..." said serenity. "Someone insult her, yell at her, bring her memory back !!!" shouted Ryuenja. "Macho chick !!" shouted Randy. "Built like a stick !!" shouted Kamatari. "Dumb as a brick !" said Koga. "Can't even kick !!!" yelled Hank. "You're un-cute, un-sexy, and built like a stick !!" shouted Kamatari. "Your tail is stupid and funny looking !!" shouted Miroku. "Hard headed little hanyou !" said Sesshomaru. "Tomboyish wannabe prankster !!!" shouted Inu-yasha.
Serenity's mind was filled with all these insults at once, then she snapped. "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT !!!!" screamed serenity as she punched out everyone in the room. "Mommy ? What happened ?" asked Mimi as she came in. "nothing dear, I just lost my temper for a second" said serenity calmly. "Wow, you beat everyone up ! They gonna be mad when they get up !!" shouted Mimi. "Right...let's get a head start and hide now !" said serenity as she ran off to hide in somewhere the house.
To be continued...
Next episode (Mimi is talking): as you all know, im Serenity and Koga's future daughter, I was sent from the future to the past. Well, now im being called back ! The future Inu-gang appears and things get crazy when everyone sees how they'll be 10 years from now ! Next on Special Mini Inu-yasha stories, episode 18: Future Shock ! See ya' soon !