Randy was on the phone with a newspaper in his hand. "You say you need a house to film a music video in ?......yes, our house is big. 700 dollars an hour ?!! Heck yes !!" exclaimed Randy as he hung up the phone. "700 an hour, man this is gonna make us bundle !!" shouted Randy. "Whats gonna make us a bundle ?" asked Hank.
Randy hid his newspaper behind his back. "Nothing !! I was just...uhh" said randy. Hank tackles Randy to the floor. "Give it up, what are you hiding ?!!" shouted Hank. "Aaaaahhhh !!! Im not hiding anything !!" cried Randy. Hank plucked the newspaper from Randy's hands and read the article that was circled. "Large house needed for music video production, very good pay, clean up crew included" read Hank.
Randy poked his fingers together, thinking Hank wouldn't like the idea since he was the guardian in charge at the time. "Randall Kyotanashi, this is the best idea you've had since you've been here !!" exclaimed Hank. Randy breathed a breath of relief. "Hey !! Koga, Serenity-chan !! Come down here !!" called Hank. Serenity and Koga came downstairs soon after. "Whats up ?" asked Koga.
Hank shoved the newspaper in Koga's face. Koga saw the article and grinned. Serenity read the article and wagged her tail. "Are you all up for it ?" asked Randy. "Yeah, what have we got to lose ?" asked Koga. "Since Inu-yasha and the others are gone and won't be back 'till Monday, this is an easy way to make the money" said Serenity. "I'll call them and tell them they can use our house" said Randy. "I hope this doesn't somehow backfire" said serenity. "Don't worry, they said they wont even know they're here" said Randy.
(The next morning)
Serenity had woken up early that day and went over Hajime's house with Anna. Koga and Hank woke up and went downstairs. At first Koga didn't believe his eyes and turned to back upstairs, but Hank stopped him.
The living room didn't look the way it normally would. All of the furniture had been removed and other things were in place. The room was semi-filled with smoke due to a smoke a machine and a dullish red light was being shone to light the room up. "Tell me im dreaming" said Koga.
"If you are, why am I in your dream ?" asked Hank. Then the group Linkin Park came into what used to be the living room. "Oh my god..." said Hank. Koga ran up with a pen and paper. "Can I please have each one of your autographs ?!!" screamed Koga in a high-pitched voice. "Cut !!!" yelled a director. "Koga, get out of here !!!" shouted Randy. "How come you can be in here ?!!" yelled Koga and Hank. "Im making sure everything goes smoothly !!" shouted Randy. "Are they still gonna be here when the others get home ?!!" shouted Hank. "No, they'll only be here one day" said Randy. "Get out of the way, we're trying to make the video for that song 'In The End' now !!" shouted the director.
After Hank and Koga got out of the way the cameras started rolling again and the music video started being made again. Hank grinned a cheesy grin and started dancing in the background, Koga did the same. It was working, until Hank ran into one of them, knocking him over. "CUT !!" shouted the director. "What the heck were you guys doing ?!!!" shouted one of the cameramen. "I-I was tryin' to get up to my room !!" shouted Hank. "And whats your excuse ?" asked the director to Koga. "I was tryin' to be the video" said Koga. Randy and Hank anime fell at Koga's honesty.
Once the music video started yet up again, Serenity, Anna, and Hajime came in. "OH MY GOD !!! IT'S THEM !!!!!" screamed Anna. "LINKIN PARK IN THE FLESH !!!" screamed Serenity. "LETS GET SOME OF THEIR HAIR AND KEEP IT AS A SOUVENIR !!!!" screamed Hajime. The crazed fan-girl trio all jumped in their favorite member of the group arms and continued screaming fan-girl-like. "Someone get them off them !!!" shouted the director. Koga pulled Serenity off the group member she was hugging to death, while Hank got Hajime and Randy took hold of Anna.
As the music video went on being made again, the phone rang. Serenity answered the phone. "Party Machine, Serenity speakin'" said serenity. "Party Machine ?!! Whats goin' on ?!!" yelled Inu-yasha from the phone. Serenity felt a cold streak run down her spine. "D-d-did I say Party Machine ? I meant, Inu-house, Serenity speaking" said Serenity nervously. "Good save..." muttered Randy.
"Give me the phone !!!" shouted the voice of Sesshomaru on the phone. After the sound effects of someone being hit over the head, Sesshomaru came on the phone. "Whats that loud music in the background ?" asked Sesshomaru. "Umm...uhh, that's Hank ! He's watching a documentary on...loud music !" Serenity lied. "Well, the convention is ending earlier than we all expected, so we should be home at 9" said Sesshomaru. Serenity fell to her knees at those words. "y-yes Fluffy-sama..." said serenity as she hung up.
"Ok people that's a wrap !! Everybody out, you aint got to go home, but you've got to get the heck out of here !!!" yelled serenity. "Whats your problem ?!! People are paying us to use our house ! We should be a little nicer !!" shouted Randy. "That was Sesshomaru !! They aren't gonna be home Monday !!" shouted serenity. "Oooh, they'll be here later than that ?!" asked Randy. Serenity grabbed Randy by his neck bandana and pulled him down to her eye level. "NO !!! They're gonna be here today at 9 !!!!" screamed Serenity. "Today...at nine ?" asked Randy. Serenity nodded. "Not Monday ?" asked Randy. "Not Monday" said serenity.
Randy stood up and breathed in shock. "Ok people that's a wrap !! Everybody out, you aint gotta go home, but you've got to get the heck out of here !!" yelled Randy. "Don't worry, we just have one more take to do and then we'll bring everything in from outside" said the director. "J-just one more take ? That's all ?" asked Randy. "Yes" said the director. "Alright" said Randy.
"Yeah, what else could happen ?" asked Hank. Well, you all know that whenever Hank asks that, something bad always happens. It all of a sudden began to rain outside, and unlucky for them, all the furniture was outside in the backyard. Hank nearly fainted. "Is...t-t-that rain ?" asked Randy. "Ok...I can't breathe..." said Serenity as she started hyperventilating.
(A little later)
Serenity sat on the floor in the now jacked up room they used to be the living room. "They'll only be here one day !!! ONE DAY !!!" cried Serenity. "The Titanic sank in one day !! The Hindenburg blew up in one day !!! The entire city of Pompeii was covered in molten lava in one day !!!" yelled Serenity in a panicked voice. The cleanup crew brought in what used to be the couch, but lighting had struck it.
Serenity got a paper bag in hands. "Ok...I can't breathe !!" shouted Serenity as she started breathing in and out of the paper bag. "See ya' !! The cleanup crew that will clean the whole place up and replace anything that's been damaged will be here Monday" said the director as he and everyone else left. Mimi came downstairs and started laughing. "Oh man !! I wonder which one of you Inu-yasha will kill first !" laughed Mimi.
Serenity, Hank, and Koga glared at Randy. "This is your entire fault !!" shouted Hank. "You and your stupid idea has blown up in our faces !!!" yelled Koga. "When Inu-yasha gets home and sees this place, he won't waste any time turning me over his knee !!!" shouted Serenity. Randy was backed up into a corner with the others surround him and they all had somekind of item to beat him up with. Serenity had her electric guitar, Koga had one of Ryuenja's old reverse blade swords, and Hank had one of his large textbooks.
"Wait !! Wait !! Hold on !!" cried Randy. "Make it quick so we can hurt you !!!" shouted Serenity. "We can fix everything !" said Randy. "HOW ?!!!Its 4 o'clock now, they'll be here by 9 !! How are we gonna fix all this by then ?!!" shouted Koga. "This is how we'll work this out. Serenity, you take 2,000 dollars and buy us all new furniture that looks just like the ones we had. Koga, you shut-up and wax the floor. Hank and Mimi will re-paint the walls, then Mimi will come with me and get a new rug" explained Randy.
"Why do I have to help ?! I didn't have anything to do with this !!" shouted Mimi. Randy leaned back a bit and crossed his arms. "I seem to recall a certain little Sun-Shine trooper who tried to get her 'Grand Theft Auto' badge that one time when you stupidly took Inu-yasha's motorcycle for a joyride that lasted about half a second, but lucky for you, Inu-yasha hasn't noticed the huge scratch on it...YET" said Randy with a devious grin. Mimi giggled nervously and nodded. "Ok, ok ! I'll help !" said Mimi.
Koga was about to wax the floor with a floor-buffer when Hank interrupted him. "Hurry up and wax the floor !!" shouted Hank. "I have to use the directions !" said Koga as he read the directions. "Welcome to the wonderful world of buffing. First, recognize yourself with the floor-buffer" read Koga.
Koga looked at it and began checking over it again and again. "Hey Koga, can I see that for a moment ?" asked Hank. Koga handed him the instruction guide and Hank took it and swatted Koga on the back of his head. "Ouch !!" yelped Koga. "It doesn't take a genius to operate this thing !!" shouted Hank as he plugged in the floor-buffer. It went humming across the floor and outside. Koga read the direction's fine print. "Make sure the floor-buffer is turned off before plugging it in" read Koga. Hank narrowed his eyes in annoyance and in anger. Then, they both heard something fizz with electricity and blow up. Koga read more of the fine print. "Do not use near water" read Koga. Hank anime fell.
Randy and Mimi came in and were both carrying one side of a large rolled up rug. Mimi dropped her side of it, making Randy fall over with the heavy rug on top of him. Mimi's hair was messed up very badly, all frizzed up and wind-blown. Hank held in his laugher and spoke up. "What'd you do, have a Patty Labelle nightmare ?" asked Hank humorously.
Mimi glared at Hank. "Hank, you wouldn't look good either if you've had your hair blown this way and that while going 90 miles an hour while holding onto a rug !!" shouted Mimi. "Relax sweetheart, Bert Rentals does it every morning on his way to work" said Hank. "You guys went that fast on a bus ?" asked Koga. "No...We took my bike..." said Randy, who was huffing in and out from having peddled so fast trying to get home quickly.
Serenity came in carrying a large couch on her back and collapsed on the floor. "Help !! Help !!!" shouted serenity. Koga rushed over and lifted the couch off her. "The rest of the stuff is on the truck with the 'rush delivery available' people, go bring it in" said Serenity in a tired voice. "What took you so long ?" asked Hank. "We would've been here sooner if we weren't stuck behind this idiot who was on a bike going at least 90 miles an hour who also had a little girl with him hanging onto a rug" said serenity. "Im the idiot !!" shouted Randy. "Good Randy, that's the first step, admitting it" said Koga with a grin.
(Later)
The living room looked great, everything was back in place and it was clean. Hank and Mimi were painting the last wall and Randy was adding up the money they all had earned and used. "How much do we have left ?" asked Serenity. "Well, after all of the damages we had to fix on our own, we are 80 dollars broker then what we started out with. So that means you all owe me 20 bucks" said randy. Everybody glared coldly at Randy. "Umm, never mind" said Randy.
"We're home !!" shouted Vespa from the front door. Inu-yasha and the others came in just then. "Hello Inu-yasha !! I didn't hear you come in !" said Randy. Hank quickly hid the painting things under one of the couch pillows. Randy turned to Serenity, Koga, Mimi, and Hank. "Well umm, ya'll ready to read the bible ?" asked Randy so he and the others would look innocent incase Inu-yasha noticed something out of place. "Again ?" asked Serenity. "Good save" whispered Randy.
"How was the convention ?" asked Mimi. "It was great, I got a new sword for my collection" said Ryuenja. "Yeah, it was lots of fun !!" shouted Shippo and Kamatari. "Well, im gonna turn in upstairs, goodnight" said Sesshomaru as he went upstairs. Ryuenja, Kamatari and Shippo followed him.
Inu-yasha looked around and leaned on a wall. Randy, Serenity, Hank, Koga, and Mimi noticed that was the wall that just got painted. "Well, I came home expecting a catastrophe, but im glad to see I can trust you guys" said Inu-yasha with a proud smile.
"Oh Inu-yasha-kun !!" called Vespa from upstairs in a seductive voice. "Coming Vespa !!" exclaimed Inu-yasha. As Inu-yasha went upstairs, Randy, Serenity, Koga, Hank, and Mimi noticed that Inu-yasha's shirt was blotched with white paint. "Maybe he wont notice" said Hank.
"YOU GUYS GET UP HERE NOW !!!" yelled Inu-yasha from upstairs. "I'll warm up the motorcycle, you guys pack, lets get out of here !!!" shouted Randy. Everyone nodded and ran outside with Inu-yasha right behind them yelling threats as loud as he could.
To be continued...
Maru-sha: Requests are being taken !!
