A gentle breeze passed over Tokyo. It was a quiet night for once. Yet, in the Inu-house, things were changing a bit. "Oh Randy-san ! We are finally together ! We can live together in sweet love !" Nabiki cheered. "My darling Nabiki, I love you, kiss me !" exclaimed Randy.
"Kiss me my love...my love...my love..." Randy said in his sleep. "My Randy-san, Randy-san..." Nabiki snored. The happy couple were sleeping on the floor, VERY close to one another. Nabiki opened her eyes and jumped onto Randy.
"wakey-wakey !" she yelled. Randy woke up and blushed. "Uhhh...you...no...pajamas..." Randy stammered. Yes, Nabiki WAS in fact wearing pajamas, but they were VERY skimpy. "That nice house keeper let me have these" Nabiki giggled. "Im not complaining !" laughed Randy.
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP !" yelled Inu-yasha from down the hall. "YEAH, KEEP YOUR SAPPY LOVE TO YOURSELVES !" Sesshomaru screamed. "I gotta go training with my father in the morning, keep it down !" Shippo shouted. "What he said !" Kamatari roared.
"They're all jealous of our love," Nabiki said. "We never heard stuff coming from their rooms" Randy sweat-dropped. "That's because you've only been here one day. Plus, Inu-yasha loves Vespa and Sesshomaru is solo in his life. As for Shippo and Kamatari, they're big perverts" he explained. "What about that girl ? The one with the kitty ears" Nabiki said. "She's not a cat ! She's a dog !" Randy growled. "REALLY ! That was a girl ?" Nabiki gasped. "Yes" he said.
(In the training hall)
"You dummy...how could you ?" Serenity thought furiously. "Please...its 2 am ! I gotta get some sleep !" Koga cried. Serenity ignored him and charged at him, punched and kicking in blur. Koga blocked each blow with his hands, occasionally hitting Serenity back. "Why are you so mad ? You've never trained this much in one day !" Koga yelled.
"I am NOT mad !" Serenity roared as she kicked Koga in the face, which sent him flying into the wall. "Im not a big martial arts person, could ya' stop taking advantage of that ?" Koga cried. "Randy you dummy...stupid-head, jerk, total BAKA !" Serenity thought as she kicked Koga again as hard as she could...below his waist.
"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !" Koga screamed before he fell over, clutching his pelvis area. "Oh no ! Koga, im so sorry ! Gomen ne !" Serenity wailed. "It's...okay...we can still have fun in bed" Koga said weakly. Serenity eyes widened and her expression got darker. "WE HAVE NEVER DONE THAT ! AND WE WON'T !" Serenity bellowed as she kicked punched Koga into the air and kicked him up through the ceiling, into the sky.
After a long sigh, Serenity shut out the lights and went to her room. "I'll rest my eyes for a bit..." she sighed as she slid open the door to her room. Her eyes narrowed and she began to see red. Randy...and Nabiki, were in HER room. And worst of all...they were sleeping so close, so very close. "What..." Serenity whispered. Nabiki opened her eyes and saw Serenity. "Hi, you're the girl who looks like a boy ! Im Nabiki !" she squealed happily. Serenity anime fell.
"More pancakes please !" Randy shouted in his sleep. "I'll give you pancakes you...you...DUMMY !" Serenity yelled as she jumped on Randy feet first. "YEEEEOW ! GET OFF ME, STUPID!" Randy screamed. "You dare bring a human in this house and sleep in my room with her ?" Serenity howled. "What's wrong ? The boy doesn't like humans ?" Nabiki asked. "BOY !" Serenity gasped.
"Yeah, you're a boy, right ?" Nabiki asked. "Look, im not a boy, see ?" Serenity said as she pointed to her chest. "I can't tell, you're not developed much !" Nabiki teased. "Uh, ladies, lets stop talking so loudly" Randy shushed. "Okay Randy-san" Nabiki said. "Serenity, Nabiki is my girlfriend. I met her at the beach !" Randy said proudly. "Ohh ! Good for you to get a lover !" Serenity said as she smiled.
(The next morning)
"Nabiki-chan ! What did I say about sleeping in the same room ?" Rokuro asked. "Im sorry father, I forgot ! We didn't do anything, though" Nabiki said. "Alright, I'll let it slide this time" Rokuro said. "Who are you ?" Sesshomaru asked. "Im Rokuro Makihari. Randy invited us to live here" Rokuro stated.
"Oh, well I guess that's fine" Sesshomaru said. "No its not ! We have to stop inviting people to live here ! We're running out of room !" Inu-yasha shouted. "I counted, we have 6 rooms left" Serenity said. "You just had to get such a roomy house..." Inu-yasha said. "You're the one who wanted a big house ! Don't blame me !" yelled Sesshomaru.
A bit later, Serenity was in her room, reading the book we all know and love. "Whatcha readin' ?" a voice asked. Serenity looked behind her and saw the pony-tailed girl wearing a pink summer dress. "Nothing..." Serenity growled, just seeing the dress she was wearing made her eyes hurt.
"It doesn't look like nothing. Show me !" Nabiki demanded. "It's The Big Book of Pranks. I'm gonna play some pranks on the others" Serenity said. "Really ? I'm the best at pranks, I'll help you out" Nabiki cheered. "No...I'm the best at pranks, you're just a stupid human girl" Serenity scoffed.
"Nuh-uh ! Im the best at pranks !" Nabiki shouted. "No, I am !" Serenity shouted. "I am !" Nabiki yelled. "I AM !" Serenity roared. "We'll have a Prank Contest ! Whoever does the most impressive prank wins !" Nabiki said. "I accept your challenge, human !" Serenity assured. "Im gonna go now..." Randy said as he got up. "No way ! You're stayin' !" Serenity said as she pulled Randy back by his neck bandana. "Aw man..." he whined.
To be continued...
Next Episode (Shippo is talking): The next episode is gonna be a clash of the pranksters ! We all know Serenity should win, but I've never seen Nabiki's pranks. AAHH ! Is that an Anaconda they set lose in the house ? Inu-yasha falls into a piranha filled pit. Sesshomaru's hair gets almost permanently messed up, and lots of other things ! Next on Special Mini Inu-yasha Stories version 2: Serenity vs. Nabiki ! The Prank Contest. See ya' soon !
