Nabiki and Serenity glared sparks at each other. "I'm gonna win, back out now while you still have honor" Nabiki said. "I'm not gonna let a stupid human girl take my title of being the master of pranks" Serenity responded. Randy stood in front of the two girls. "I can't believe this..." he thought.
"You both will undergo one of the best examples of prank wars ever. If either of you wishes to back out, you will walk away with your honor still intact. A true fighter knows when something is too much for them to handle" Randy stated.
"Never, I'm gonna do this !" Serenity shouted. "Same goes for me !" Nabiki agreed. Randy sighed inwardly and spoke again. He handed them both very basic prank books and nodded. "Only a true prankster can use this book and still come out the best" Randy said.
"Stop talking like a Chinese wise man and tell us when to start !" Serenity yelled. "Okay, okay ! Sheesh !" Randy said. He looked at his watch and sweat-dropped. "Uhh, well...this whole war should've started 6 minutes ago" he said with a nervous laugh. "WHAT ?" Nabiki and Serenity shouted as they ran off into the house. "Hey...wait a second...when did I start wearing a watch ?" Randy asked himself.
(Later)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !" Sesshomaru screamed as he ran out of the shower and into the hallway with a towel around his waist. He ran down nearly all the hallways screaming like a girl, tears the size of eggs flowing from his eyes. Mimi heard him and came out of her room, but Sesshomaru tripped over her and fell onto the floor.
"Uncle Fluffy-sama ? What happened ?" Mimi asked. Sesshomaru was about to speak, but Hank came out of his room and glared at him. "Do the words "I need peace and quiet" mean anything to you !" he yelled. Sesshomaru stood up, but he lacked something around his waist.
"AHHH ! MAKE YOURSELF DECENT !" Hank screamed, grabbing Mimi and covering her eyes. Sesshomaru quickly put his towel around his waist again. "Wait...something's different about you" Hank said, looking at Sesshomaru closely. Sesshomaru's hair was wrapped in a towel, but as if on cue, it fell off.
Hank gasped and let Mimi see as well. "Don't say a word..." Sesshomaru growled. Mimi busted up laughing and Hank did the same, except he fell over laughing. Sesshomaru's hair was now a bright shade of green. "Someone put green hair dye in my conditioner !" Sesshomaru cried, fresh tears running down his face. "My hair ! My beautiful, perfect hair !" he wailed.
"Hmm, not bad" Nabiki commented. "Thanks" Serenity said, putting away the green hair dye. "Kamatari should be noticing my pranks as we speak" Nabiki said. She was right...
"NOOOOOO ! IT'S GONE !" Kamatari screamed. "What's gone ?" Shippo asked. "You know that rich woman I was hanging around with a few days ago ?" asked Kamatari. "Yeah, what about her ?" Shippo asked. "The panties I stole from her are gone !" Kamatari cried. "NO WAY ! You mean the ones that were made of the rarest silk and had diamonds on them ?" Shippo exclaimed.
"The exact ones !" the other kitsune wailed. "Aw man, those were really worth something too...at least you still have the magazines Miroku gave you, right ?" Shippo asked. Kamatari reached under his bed and felt the magazines and sighed in relief.
"They're here," he said, opening one. "They're right...AAAAAAAHHHH !" Kamatari screamed as he threw the magazine in Shippo's face. Shippo screamed and burned it with fox-fire. "Someone drew mustaches on all of the women !" Kamatari screeched. Shippo looked through every magazine and cried. "They've all been drawn on !" he shouted.
Serenity's mouth gaped open. "Impressed ?" Nabiki asked, lifting her jaw back up. Serenity shook her head and scoffed. "Hn. Not bad for a human...BUT HOW ABOUT THIS ?" Serenity shouted, releasing a latch on a huge cage. Out slithered a 25 foot long anaconda. "EYAAAHH !" Nabiki cried, jumping into Serenity's arms.
The anaconda slithered into Koga's room and into his bed. Koga was sleeping soundly when he felt something tighten around him. "Serenity...you hugging me really tight..." he muttered. When he opened his eyes, his face went pale and he screamed. "SNAKE ! IT'S A FREAKIN' SNAKE ! GET IT OFF ! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH !" he wailed. The anaconda then began to swallow Koga alive and whole.
"Daddy ! Are you okay ?" Mimi cried as she ran into Koga's room. Her eyes widened at the sight. "It's a cute snake !" she squealed. Mimi ran over to the anaconda and hugged it. "You're so big and cute, what's your name ?" she asked. "Mimi !" Koga yelled from inside the snake. "You're name is Mimi too ? Cool ! And you sound just like my daddy !" Mimi exclaimed. "Mimi, get me out of here !" Koga yelled. "Okay, I'll take you outside" Mimi said, lifting up the anaconda and carrying it outside.
Nabiki laughed as Mimi went outside with the anaconda. "You have anything else planed ?" Serenity asked smugly. Nabiki just held up Vespa's Rickenbacker bass guitar that had all of its strings broken. "Ooh ! Vespa is gonna kill you !" Serenity shouted. Nabiki laughed and threw the guitar into Hank's room. Vespa, who was looking for it went into his room.
"Hey Vespa...why are you looking at me like that ?...I didn't break it, I swear ! NO ! NOOO ! NOT THAT, NOT THE ATOMIC WEDGIE ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !" Hank screamed from in his room. Vespa walked out of her room with her broken guitar and up to the attic to fix it.
Serenity huffed and took a deep breath. "Inu-yasha ! Can I play with your sword ?" she called. "NO ! You can not !" Inu-yasha yelled, coming down the stairs in a blur. He stepped on a rug that had been placed there and fell down into a deep pit. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !" Inu-yasha screamed as he shot up out of the pit with a piranha biting onto his rear-end through his jeans. "GET IT OFF ! YEEEEOWWW !" he wailed, running around in circles.
(In Serenity's room)
"Admit it ! I did the best pranks !" Serenity shouted. "No way, mine were better !" Nabiki growled. "It looks even to me" Randy said. "WHO ASKED YOU ?" the girls screamed furiously at Randy. "Never mind..." he said in low voice. Inu-yasha and Rokuro were standing in the doorway, glaring down at the 2 pranksters. "Serenity..." Inu-yasha snarled. "Nabiki..." Rokuro said in an equal tone.
"EEEEEEEEK !" screamed both Nabiki and Serenity. Inu-yasha grabbed Serenity by her ear and dragged her off. "Wait wait wait ! I didn't...it wasn't...I'm sorry !" Serenity cried. "Yeah, yeah, whatever !" Inu-yasha growled. Rokuro faced Nabiki and glared at her. "Randy, leave the room...I have to have a talk with my daughter" Rokuro said. "Oh, a talk ? Okay then !" Randy said as he left.
(Later)
"Hmm, I don't feel right. Something is wrong with Nabiki" Randy thought as he walked to the store. "Turn back, she is in trouble !" his mind told him. "Hmm, I wonder what I should get at the store" Randy thought. "Hey, are you even listening to me ?" his mind asked. "Hmm, maybe some pocky" Randy thought. "That's it ! I'm outta here !" his mind said. The sound of footsteps and the sound of a door slamming shut were heard. "Huh ? what was I doin' ?" Randy asked himself. He then turned around and went back home.
(Back at the Inu-house)
"Nabiki !" Randy shouted as he kicked open the front door. "She's with Rokuro" Serenity said. Randy looked at Serenity and smiled smugly. "Tears in your eyes and you aren't sitting down. Inu-yasha didn't go easy on you, huh ?" he asked with a smirk.
"Shut...up..." Serenity whined. "For once you did something wrong and I'm not blamed for it !" cheered Randy. That remark earned him a punch in the face. "SHUT-UP !" Serenity screamed. Randy fall over with swirly eyes. "No mommy, I'll go to school tomorrow" he said in dazed tone.
The faint sound of Nabiki crying came to his ears and he sprang up. "Nabiki !" he cried, rushing upstairs. Before he reached Nabiki's room, Serenity stopped him. "You sure you wanna see what's going on in there ?" Serenity asked. "Her father is only talking to her" Randy said. Serenity sweat-dropped and shook her head.
Then she slammed Randy's head against the door. "Listen, can't you hear her crying ?" she asked. "Wow, her father must be one heck of an orator to make her cry that much !" Randy gasped. Serenity anime fell. "Just look inside !" Serenity yelled into Randy's ear with a megaphone.
"I swear im gonna go deaf if this keeps up..." Randy thought as he narrowed his eyes. "Fine, I'll look" he said as he opened the door ever so slightly. Randy looked and his eyes widened. Nabiki was bent over Rokuro's lap and crying loudly. Before he could see anymore he shut the door and back away from the door. "See ?" Serenity asked.
Randy kept backing away from the door. Serenity watched him walk downstairs backwards. She followed him and saw him get an empty glass and a plate and sit down at the kitchen table. Then the weirdest thing happened. He held the glass up to his mouth and the milk he drank at breakfast started pouring back into the glass. "EWWWW !" Serenity shouted.
It didn't stop there, he got a fork and put in his mouth and took it out again, this time with a whole pancake on it. This continued until all 4 of the pancakes were back on the plate and the glass was full of milk again.
"How the heck did he do that ?" Serenity thought, at the same time wanting to throw-up. Randy then got up and went back upstairs, walking backwards again. Serenity shook her head and followed, just incase he fell or something.
Koga came into the house with Mimi. "You were inside the snake the whole time ? Why didn't you tell me ?" Mimi asked. "I did ! You just thought it was the snake that was talking !" Koga shouted. "You didn't have to slice it up from the inside out though..." Mimi whined. Koga went into the kitchen and his eyes sparkled. "Alright ! Pancakes !" he cheered sitting at the table, beginning to devour them, afterwards drinking all the milk.
(Later that evening)
That night, while everyone else was sleeping and having normal dreams, Randy was dreaming he was walking backwards. "This is getting stupid" Serenity thought as she popped the thought balloon above Randy's head, making him wake up. "AAAAHH ! NO MORE GRAVY !" Randy screamed as he fell back to sleep, once again dreaming he was walking backwards. "He's hopeless...I can't believe I...ah skip it" Serenity thought before falling back to sleep.
(The next morning)
"Randy, you've been acting weird ! Well...weirder than usual" Shippo said. Randy sighed and spoke up. "Yesterday crying Nabiki saw I..." Randy said. "What ?" Shippo asked in a confused tone. "Me hear you didn't ?" Randy asked. "Stop talking backwards you baka !" Inu-yasha shouted. "Backwards talking I'm ?" Randy asked.
(SLAP !)
Inu-yasha slapped Randy across his face. "Feeling better ?" he asked. Randy nodded. "Thank you...I needed that" Randy said. "Now what are you so crazy about all of a sudden ?" Shippo asked. "Nabiki...my girlfriend...gets...gets...gets..." Randy repeated over and over again. Inu-yasha raised his hand again. "Wait, wait ! No more slapping me !" Randy cried. "Then say it ! What does Nabiki get ?" Inu-yasha demanded. "She gets...gets...gets..."
(Some hours later)
"Gets...gets...gets..." Randy continued. Everyone decided they should take a guess, since this was going nowhere. "Gets yelled at ?" Shippo guessed. "Gets laid ?" Kamatari asked. Randy glared at Kamatari and punched him into a wall. "Wahh ! I was just guessing !" Kamatari cried. "Spell it out" Sesshomaru said.
Randy started to write it out, but ended up spelling it backwards. "deknaps ? What's that ?" Shippo asked. "It's when you take a nap on a deck !" Serenity said. "But why ? That sounds uncomfortable !" Shippo said. "FINE ! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT NABIKI GETS !" Randy screamed. "Yes, tell us you moron !" Serenity yelled.
"She gets...spanked ! There, I said it ! She gets spanked ! S-p-a-n-k-e-d !" Randy cried. Everyone anime fell. "Shocking, huh ?" he asked. "That's it ?" Inu-yasha asked. "What do you mean, THAT'S IT ! A poor innocent girl gets punished in the cruelest way !" Randy yelled.
"So what ? It happens to me and im not all broken up about it" Serenity said. "That's because you deserve it !" Randy shouted. That earned him a kick in his most...private area. "why'd ya' do that ?" he asked in a high pitched voice as he fell over clutching his pelvis area.
(Later that night)
"Come back here with my book !" Serenity cried. "Nope, you're not getting this back for awhile !" Inu-yasha shouted. He was holding Serenity's book of pranks and was about to burn it over the stove. "Please don't ! I promise not to use it more than once a month !" Serenity cried. "Nope !" Inu-yasha said. Serenity growled and got a bucket of water. "No...No ! Not that !" Inu-yasha cried. Serenity threw the water at him...but missed
Randy got wet with the water and changed into his piglet form, P-chan. "oops" Serenity said with a smirk. P-chan squealed at Serenity angrily. "Sorry, I don't speak pig" Serenity said. Nabiki came in and saw P-chan and smiled. "Aww ! It's a cute little piglet. Is this P-chan Mimi's told me about ? " she squealed as she hugged him into her chest.
P-chan blushed and nuzzled his head into her chest affectionately. "Little pervert !" Serenity shouted, throwing the bucket at P-chan. "KWEEEE !" P-chan cried. "Stop hurting him !" Nabiki shouted. "Hey Nabiki, you can take your shower now !" Rokuro called from upstairs. "Okay, I'll take this little one with me" Nabiki said, petting P-chan's head. "This should be good" Inu-yasha whispered. P-chan squealed in protest as Nabiki took him upstairs.
(In the bathroom)
Nabiki proceeded in getting undressed and turned on the water to the shower. P-chan stared at her with wide eyes and fainted. "Oh no ! You poor thing, this water should wake you up" Nabiki said as she took him into her arms and went into the shower and closed the curtain. She started washing him with soap, covering him and herself in bubbles. The hot water soaked P-chan and he began to change back. Soon, Nabiki was starring at Randy with wide eyes.
Her and him, in the shower, with only bubbles covering their most desirable parts. "R-Randy...you...you're ?" Nabiki stammered. "Uhh...well...I, you...me ?" Randy tried to say. Then Randy said something he'd regret. "Wow, your father must've been hard on you, your behind is still red !" he said. Nabiki's eyes narrowed and she clenched her fist.
She punched Randy in the face then kicked him out of the window. "YAAAAAAAHHHHHH !" he screamed as he fell into the small lake in the backyard. Serenity came outside and got P-chan out of the water. "you're pathetic with girls, ya' know ?" she said, hugging him and taking him back into the house. "Oh shut-up..." he thought.
To be continued...
Next episode in Inu-yasha's voice: No one likes a tomboy, right ? Well I don't. I wish for once Serenity would be a normal girl who likes dresses and doesn't act like a boy ! Well, let's say I don't get my wish, but Serenity sure does ! Next episode: Serenity takes the big plunge ! See ya' soon !