Maru-sha: small change in chapters, trust me my fans, you won't be disappointed ! Laugh and enjoy !

"AAAAAAAAAHHHH ! WHO CUT HOLES IN MY UNDERWEAR !" Inu-yasha yelled from his room. Serenity laughed to herself, still holding the scissors she had used. "I never knew he wore boxers with hearts on 'em ! Just wait till I tell Koga !" she laughed.

"Care to repeat that ?" Inu-yasha asked, glaring at her. "Uhh...bye !" Serenity said before running away. Inu-yasha gave chase, so mad that he was on fire, literally. "Cant ya' take a joke Inu-yasha-sama ?" Serenity asked as she ran.

"NO !" he shouted before grabbing her by the tail. "Its times like this when I hate having a tail..." she thought. "Any last words ?" Inu-yasha asked, pulling Serenity closer to him.

"Yes...I love you very much. And mom and dad wouldn't like it if you hurt me !" she said smugly. "I hate you..." Inu-yasha said before letting her go. "Works every time" Serenity said. "Wait a minute...mom and dad are dead !" Inu-yasha shouted.

Serenity screamed and ran away again. Just as Inu-yasha was about to chase her, the phone rang. He picked it up and yelled into it, "whatever is it we don't want any ! I already paid those bills !"

"Inu-yasha ?" asked Anna from the other line.

"Oops ! It's just you. What do you want ?"

Anna laughed and spoke up, "I was wondering, can Serenity come over for a sleepover ?"

"Well... I dunno, she did a prank on me and I don't think she should come"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !" Anna began to wail into the phone.

"ALRIGHT ! She can come !" Inu-yasha shouted.

"Okay, thank you !" Anna said before she hung up.

"I swear that child is spoiled..." he thought before hanging up.

Inu-yasha went upstairs and into Serenity's room. Just as he thought, she was hiding under her bed. "I guess she's not in here ! I'll go look elsewhere !" he said aloud. He closed the door and stood next to her bed waiting.

Serenity then came out from under the bed. "He's gone, I'm still alive !" she cheered. "Not for long !" Inu-yasha said before tackling her to the floor. "AAHH ! Get off !" she screamed.

"Your friend Anna called, she wants you to come to her sleepover" Inu-yasha said. "Can I go ?" Serenity asked. "Yes, but only since I'm in a good mood today" he said, pulling on her ears.

"Thank you Inu-yasha-sama !" Serenity cried, hugging him tightly. "Yeah, yeah. Now get packed" he said before leaving. "He's nicer than I thought, maybe I should stop playing pranks on him...Nah !" she thought with a laugh.

(Later)

Serenity arrived at Anna's home and was astonished. She found herself starring at a huge mansion painted a light bluish color. She knocked on the door and was greeted by Anna.

"Hey Serenity, glad you could come !" she squeaked. "If you don't mind, I brought a visitor" Serenity said, coming into the mansion. "Whom ?" Anna asked. Serenity took her backpack from her back and opened it.

Out came Randy and he began gasping for breath. "Could ya' at least poke holes in that thing next time ?" he yelled. Anna gasped and blushed. "It's you !" she cried, clinging to Randy's arm.

"Uhh...who are you again ?" he asked. "You don't know ? I am Anna Zucata. The daughter of the richest person in Japan, Mrs. Zucata" Anna announced. "Ohh ! That's cool !" Randy said.

"So Anna, what are we gonna do ?" Serenity asked. "The usual, go swimming in our indoor pool, play games in the arcade room, and maybe watch some movies on the big screen TV in my room. Nothing too special" Anna responded.

Randy was drooling by the time she finished. "You have an arcade in your house ?" he asked. "Yes, don't you ?" she asked. "Not exactly" Serenity answered. Chanel then entered the room in her shrine maiden outfit.

"Chanel-san ! I didn't know you were sleeping over too !" Serenity said. "Im almost always here. Anna calls me to perform exorcisms all the time" Chanel said. "It's not my fault my mom is so superstitious !" Anna shouted.

Chanel shrugged, then saw Randy and blushed. "Ohh...what a man..." she thought. "So, are we gonna go swimming now ?" Serenity asked. "Uhh, I don't know how ! Randy, can you teach me ?" Anna asked, clinging to Randy's arm again. "Umm...sure" he said. "Teach me too !" Chanel shouted, clinging to his other arm. "Oh boy..." Serenity thought.

(At the pool)

After everyone changed into their swimsuits, Anna led them to the indoor pool. "Wow ! It's so big !" Randy said in astonishment. "Yep, who says money can't buy happiness ?" the fox girl wearing a green bikini giggled.

"Im glad Inu-yasha's swim trunks fit me" boy-type Serenity said. "Why'd you change into that form ?" Chanel asked. "The water is cold, so I knew already being a boy wouldn't cause confusion" Serenity said.

Anna ran and jumped into the pool. "So much for not knowing how to swim" taunted Randy. "I don't know how !" Chanel lied as she clung to Randy. Randy sweat-dropped from seeing the girl in a yellow once piece bathing suit cling to him. "well, here ya' go !" Serenity shouted, kicking Chanel into the pool. "AAAAHHHHH !" she screamed.

(SPLASH !)

Chanel landed in the water and glared at Serenity. "Nyah-nyah !" Serenity taunted. "Im gonna jump off the high-dive !" Randy shouted as he began climbing in the ladder. Serenity followed him.

After a minute or two, Randy and Serenity were at the top. "Well, it sure looks higher from here..." Randy said nervously. "Scared ?" Serenity asked. "No ! Lets both jump !" he shouted. "Okay ! On three !" Serenity said.

"Ichi..." Randy counted.

"Ni" Serenity said.

"SAN !" they both shouted as they jumped. "Oh right ! Randy, you sure you wanna do this ?" asked Serenity. "Huh ? OH NO !" Randy shouted, realizing he was seconds away from hitting cold water. "Good thing I thought ahead, too bad for you, P-chan !" Serenity teased. "Shut-up !" Randy yelled.

(SPLASH !)

"I gotta get out of here !" Randy thought as he began swimming away underwater. "What the ? What's this ?" Chanel asked, picking up a black piglet from the water. "Aww, it's so cute !" Anna squealed as she snatched him from Chanel and hugged it tightly. P-chan squealed happily and blushed.

"Its even wearing a bandana around its neck !" Chanel said. "Wait a sec, wasn't Randy-san wearing one just like it ?" Anna asked. "Where is he anyway ?" Chanel asked. They all then saw Randy's swim trunks floating in the water.

"IS RANDY RUNING AROUND MY HOUSE NAKED ?" Anna cried, getting a nosebleed in the process. "I hope so ! Let's go find him !" Chanel shouted, jumping out of the pool. Anna tossed P-chan to Serenity and left with Chanel. Serenity and P-chan sweat-dropped. "Man, they are desperate..." Serenity said to himself.

P-chan began squealing loudly, trying to get out of Serenity's grasp. "What's the matter P-chan ? Want some hot water ?" he asked. P-chan nodded. Serenity got out of the pool but was stopped by Anna and Chanel.

"We can't find him !" Anna cried. "Oh well, we might as well take a nice hot bath after swimming" Serenity said. P-chan squealed at her as if he were saying, "traitor !" Serenity simply snickered. "That's a good idea !" Chanel said. "No its not !" P-chan thought.

(In the huge hot-spring-like bath)

"Once again Anna, I think there's such a thing as being too rich" Serenity said. She and Chanel were in the hot spring, waiting for Anna. "Come on little piggy, time for a bathy-wathy-poo !" Anna squeaked as she held P-chan and went into the spring.

"I think im gonna be sicky-wicky-poo..." Serenity said in an annoyed tone. "Are you sure you should even have a pig in here ? It looks like a male !" Chanel said. "Don't worry, im sure he's not a pervert !" Anna said, dunking P-chan into the hot water.

A few seconds later, Randy came up from underwater and gasped for air. Anna and Chanel starred at him with wide eyes. Serenity snickered, yet was hit over the head by Randy.

"Randy-san...how'd you get in here ?" Anna asked. "uhh...well, it was like this and like that...then this happened...then this lead to that and that lead to this...and that's what happened" Randy said quickly.

"Hey, that's my line !" Serenity shouted. "I don't mind at all !" Anna cried, clinging to Randy tightly. "Come on ! Stop ! We're both naked for goodness sake !" Randy shouted. "We are ?" Anna asked, standing up.

"Huh ?" he thought. Anna was still in her green bikini. Chanel stood up, showing she was still in her bathing suit as well. "I'd stand up, but in case you forgot, I was wearing swim trunks. And since im a girl...must I go on ?" Serenity added. "Ohh...well don't I feel stupid...well, stupider..." he said before sinking into the water completely.

(Later)

After they all got dressed, Anna told them an idea. "A scavenger hunt ?" asked Chanel. "I don't think we should. I mean, the scavengers never did anything to hurt me, so why hunt them ?" Randy asked. "You idiot ! A scavenger hunt is when we all have to find a list of things and win a prize if we find them all !" Serenity shouted.

"Ohhh ! Why didn't you say that in the first place ?" Randy asked. Everyone anime fell. "Anyway, I've made a list of things for each of you to find. The prize is that you get to sleep in my bed while I sleep on the floor" Anna cheered as she gave out the lists. "Uhh...yay" the trio somewhat cheered.

(30 minutes later)

"Hmm, all I need to find now is...HUH ?" Randy thought. The last item on his list was...a pair of underwear. He sighed and made his way to Anna's room. He gasped, her room was painted light pink and the walls were made of solid gold.

After starring at the room in awe, Randy went over to the dresser and opened one of the drawers. "Jackpot" he said. He took out a pair of Anna's pink panties and looked at them in his hands.

"They're so...small and cute" he whispered. "Randy ?" Anna's voice said. Randy jumped up in shock and looked at Anna with a faint blush. "I wasn't doin' nothing ! I was just...uhh..." he tried to explain.

"I don't mind at all Randy-san...in fact, that's why I put that item on only your list" Anna said, before jumping into his arms. "Now you get to sleep in my bed !" she continued. "You won't be in the bed with me, right ?" he asked. "Ya' never know !" she giggled. "Oh man..." Randy thought.

(That night)

"You always wear silk pajamas, Anna. Don't you even get tired of being rich ?" asked Chanel asked, who was wearing her yellow nightgown. "Nope, you can never be tired of being rich" Anna replied.

"Im gonna kill Inu-yasha !" Serenity shouted. "Why ?" asked Randy, who was wearing a red jersey and black sweatpants for his pajamas. Serenity came out of the room she was changing in. "OH MY GOD !" Chanel shouted. "HOLY CRAP !" Anna exclaimed. "Oh man..." Randy said.

Serenity was dressed in pajamas only Vespa would wear. Yep, nothing but a loosely fitting, sleeveless, pink, skimpy pajamas. "At least we can see you have a figure !" Anna laughed.

"Its not my fault Inu-yasha packed my clothes !" the hanyou growled. Completely changing the subject, Randy spoke up. "Let's watch a movie !" he shouted. "Which one ?" asked Chanel. "Well duh, something scary of course !" Serenity said.

"Sc-scary ?" asked Anna timidly.

"Yeah, scary !" Serenity teased.

"I've got something better ! Scary stories !" Randy said.

"Oh no !" Chanel cried. "Yes ! Mwuahahaha !" he laughed. The three girls sat near him in a circle and listened.

"Time for scary stories from the future !" he told.

"Alright !" Chanel and Serenity cheered.

"Yay..." Anna said in a low voice.

"In the future, there will be 5,000 TV channels..." he began.

"Cool !" Chanel shouted.

"Yet, there will be nothing to watch ! It's will all be educational TV !" Randy continued.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !" they all screamed.

"And the hamburgers will be made of tofu and the ketchup will be made from beets !" Randy said in a tormented voice. "WHY KAMI ? WHYYYY ?" Serenity screamed. "I don't wanna hear anymore !" Anna cried, covering her head with a pillow. "Alright then, goodnight. Don't let the maniac with the chainsaw get you !" Randy screamed, shinning a flashlight under his eyes.

"Where ! Where's the maniac !" all three girls shouted. "THERE !" he said, pointing out the window. As they looked, Randy suddenly took out a chainsaw and turned it on. The sound it made caused Anna and Chanel scream. Serenity fell over, but saw Randy turning the chainsaw off and glared at him.

"Randy !" she shouted. "You fell for it !" he laughed. "Pillow fight !" Serenity shouted, whacking Randy over the head with her pillow. Chanel threw a spell scroll and it stuck to his head and he fell over, paralyzed.

"No ! Please don't kill me with the soft fluffiness of your pillows !" Randy cried. "Hmm ? He can still talk ? Either he's strong beyond all reason, or I'm using defected scrolls" Chanel said. "Im guessing it's the second one...I hope" Serenity thought.

After beating Randy senseless with their pillows, Serenity and Chanel went to bed and tried to sleep. Anna on the other hand, was taking advantage of Randy being paralyzed. "Now my love, we're finally together" she said softly as she lay next to him.

"Someone...help !" Randy thought. "GET THE HECK OFF OF HIM !" Serenity shouted, kicking Anna off him. "Ooh ? Is someone jealous ?" Chanel asked with a smirk. Serenity just glared at her. "Never mind..." she said, backing away from Serenity quickly.

Serenity took the scroll off Randy and smiled. "Now you can at least defend yourself" she teased. Randy was just blushing since he had a clear view under Serenity's pajamas since he was lying on the floor. "What's the matter ? You still paralyzed ?" she asked. "Don't say anything stupid...don't say anything stupid..." Randy chanted in his mind. Sadly, that didn't work.

"I can see right up your pajamas !" he blurted out. Serenity's eyes widened and she snarled. "RUN !" Anna shouted as her and Chanel ran out of the room. Randy gulped and backed away from Serenity, but was grabbed by his bandana. "Please be gentle..." he squeaked. Serenity began to beat him mercilessly.

"How hard you think she will hurt him ?" Chanel asked from outside the room. "NO ! PLEASE DON'T KICK ME THERE ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !" Randy wailed from inside. "Ooh...my guess she just finished..." Anna said.

Later, everyone was somewhat asleep. Randy tossed and turned in Anna's bed. Anna of course slept right next to him. Serenity starred blankly at the ceiling and sighed. "Here" Randy said, tossing her a pair of headphones and a CD player.

"Huh ? I can't fall asleep with music" she said. "I always fall asleep with that song on, its called Enter Sandman or something like that. Just play it" he said before falling back to sleep. Serenity just laid back down and set the headphones near her and turned on the CD player. "This is a scary song ! I can't fall asleep to...this..." she thought before drifting off to sleep.

(At 4:00am)

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ! MAKE IT STOP !" Serenity screamed as she woke from a nightmare. "What ? What's going on ?" asked Anna sleepily. "I had a terrible nightmare ! All because Randy let me listen to this horrible, yet really cool, song" Serenity said. "I didn't do it !" Randy said as a pure reflex before waking up.

"That song made me have a nightmare. I was sleeping but then I heard sounds coming from under my bed. Inu-yasha told me not to mind it and then told it was a beast living under there ! Then I heard stuff coming from my closet. Before I knew it, I was starring face to face with a huge 9 ft. tall spider and it sounded like that wench Kagome !" Serenity said.

"What a vivid imagination" Anna said, holding back from laughing. "I blame you !" Serenity shouted, pointing to Randy. "Well sorry ! Sheesh !" he said, rolling over to go back to sleep. "Don't you go to sleep ! Im talking to you !" Serenity shouted.

"Randy is not here right now...he is sleeping like other NORMAL people. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep !" Randy said in an annoyed tone. Serenity growled and went back to sleep. Anna jumped on top of Randy and giggled. "My love" he said softly before drifting off to sleep.

(The next morning)

"Thanks for letting us come over" Serenity said as she bowed. "You're welcome, I hope to see you guys again, especially Randy-san" Anna giggled. "That's it ! I can't take it anymore ! I already have a girlfriend !" Randy shouted into a megaphone.

(CRACK !)

Anna seemed to have shattered into several tiny pieces and broke into a pile on the floor. "Pull yourself together !" Chanel shouted. The pieces reformed back into the normal Anna, then she began to wail.

"It's not fair ! I want a lover ! Why can't I have one ! Serenity has one and she's short !" Anna cried. "I am not short ! 4 ½ feet is not that short !" Serenity retorted. "Sorry to say, but yes I have a girlfriend. Her name is Nabiki and I love her" Randy said.

"Nabiki ? Okay then...NOW LEAVE !" Anna yelled, kicking him and Serenity out of the mansion. "For a fox-demon, I had no idea she was that strong..." Randy said. "Oh well, lets get home" Serenity said, starting to walk back home.

(At the Inu-house)

"YOU GUYS ARE LATE !" Inu-yasha shouted. "Late ? Its only 11:00 in the morning !" Randy growled. "You were supposed to be here 2 hours ago ! What were you guys doing ?" Inu-yasha snarled. "Sleeping..." Serenity said in a sarcastic tone. "And when did you tell us to be back earlier ?" asked Randy.

"Right before you left, you must've forgotten" Inu-yasha said, crossing his arms. "Oh yeah ! You did say that, I was just tuning you out like I always do" Randy said. "You mean you do that too ? I thought I was the only one who ignored the stupid jerk !" Serenity exclaimed.

Inu-yasha then grabbed Serenity by her ear and walked off. "Ouch ! Let go !" she cried. "Not a chance, you're gonna pay for calling me a jerk !" Inu-yasha scolded. Randy snickered and followed. "I need some entertainment after being with Anna, this should do just fine" he thought.

To be continued...

Next episode in Randy's voice: finally, we're all gonna go to the beach again ! Ah, the beach, I'll never forget how I met Nabiki. Kamatari and Shippo are chasing women again. Mimi keeps building sand castles that get knocked over by waves. All while I try not to get stung by jellyfish ! Next on Special Mini Inu-yasha Stories, episode 29: A day at the beach ! See ya' soon !

Maru-sha: like I said, fan-art is being accepted now ! You all should know what all the characters look like by now !