Maru-sha: slight change in chapters, you won't be disappointed ! Laugh and enjoy !
Disclaimer: I do not own the Foamy webtoons or any of the Inu-yasha cast. I wish I did, but I'm only human...or half human.
The day started off pretty normal, but...what is normal anyway ? Moving on, in the Inu-house was very quiet today. Randy was supposedly away with Ryuenja training. Nabiki and Rokuro were away doing who knows what. Vespa and Mimi went shopping. Hank was doing more of his experiments. And Sesshomaru was out with Chanel.
That left Inu-yasha and Serenity in the house alone. Inu-yasha was reading the newspaper. Serenity came in from outside holding a letter. "Inu-yasha, look what I got !" she cried. "It's a letter from a secret admirer in the mail today. It smells like roses, and it's in a pretty blue envelope !"
"Well whoopdie-doo, you got a letter. It's probably from that stupid wolf demon, so who gives a darn ?" Inu-yasha growled. "Shh ! Listen to what it says, listen !" Serenity shushed.
She then began reading. "'my dear Serenity, how I've long to speak these words that rain from my heart, through endless patterns of longing and sorrow.' Oh how said !" Serenity cried. "Crazy loser..." Inu-yasha commented. "Shh !" Serenity said before reading again. "'I have seen you from afar, noticed you in the arcade. I thought to myself, what a perfect creature this be.'"
"Give me a break, that's the sappiest thing I've ever heard !" he said dryly. Ignoring him, Serenity kept reading her letter. "'I have since watched you from a distance...though closer than you might think'" Serenity paused, her eyes wide in shock. Inu-yasha then began listening, starting to get concerned.
"'...in the bookstore, in the...park. Closer I crept and saw that you had to be mine. I stare at your pictures...that I bought from a known source. From in the movie theatre, in your house. Each celluloid frame gives me great delight and instills in me pleasure. To see you shower in your bathing suit as you wash the filth of this world from your body. Perfection is thee, I will meet you and I will have you... signed the Eternal Viewer. PS. I can see you now.'"
"What the ?" she said aloud after finishing the letter. "Ha-ha, you have a stalker ! You have a stalker ! I don't, you do ! You're gonna die, I can sleep at night. Nyah-nyah !" Inu-yasha laughed, pointing at Serenity. Then the doorbell rang, making Serenity jump in fright. "For whom the bell tolls ? It tolls for thee !" Inu-yasha teased, leaving to answer the door.
He opened the door, it was a delivery person. "It's just the pizza guy" he thought. "There better be ramen on this time. I asked for ramen on it last time. I ordered it, and what was on it ? Nothing ! You know what happens now ?" Inu-yasha asked him. The delivery boy shrugged. Inu-yasha snatched the pizza out of his hands and slammed the door in his face. "I close the door and you get no tip, goodbye !" he said.
Serenity was shivering, looking around timidly. "A stalker ? I have a stalker ?" she squeaked. "It's possible" Inu-yasha said, opening the pizza box. "Aw man ! They gypped us on the ramen !" he shouted.
(Outside)
"So Randy ? How was that ?" Ryuenja asked. "Perfect ! Not bad for your first try. I never would've thought of the fake letter prank !" Randy exclaimed. "I hope we didn't scare her too much though..." he said softly. "Nah, she'll probably forget about it soon" Randy assured.
That night, Serenity only starred at the ceiling, not getting any sleep.
To be continued...