Maru-sha: another chapter ! Laugh and enjoy !

Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-yasha or any of the many Anime plot lines I tend to follow. I wish I did, but I'm only half human...and broke.

It was a bright Saturday morning, exactly 7:00am. Dressed in her normal attire, Serenity made her way to Randy's room. Lazily, he was sleeping in his everyday clothes. "Wakey-wakey ! Time to get up !" she called as she barged into his room. This had no effect on Randy.

"I said...wake up !" Serenity shouted, yanking the covers off him. "Five more minutes..." he groaned. "Five minutes ? Alright...you better be awake by then !" Serenity said, leaving his room. Randy flopped back into bed and began snoring.

(5 minutes later)

The crossbreed entered his room again. Strangely, Randy was sleeping in a different position, his feet were where his head should've been and vice-versa. "It is now time for you to raise and get ready. We've got stuff to do ! Things to see ! Pranks to pull !" Serenity sang cheerfully.

"Five more minutes..." Randy growled. Serenity's eyes narrowed and she left. "Fine, if you're not up by then I'll have to stick your finger in the electrical socket again !" she threatened. Randy's eyes widened at that, but then he fell back to sleep.

(5 minutes later)

Randy was now sleeping with his upper body on the floor, while his lower half was still on the bed. "Will you wake up now ?" Serenity asked. "Five more minutes" he answered.

(You know the drill...5 minutes later)

This time Randy was sleeping completely under the bed. "Wake up !" Serenity roared. "Sleeping is an art, don't ruin the process" he said. "When will you get up ?" she asked. "When I'm well rested" Randy said.

(5 minutes later)

"Okay, time for you to get up" Serenity said. For once he was sleeping normally. "Ten more minutes" he said, even though he was wide awake. "Ten minutes ? Correct me if I'm wrong, you did not just say 'ten more minutes' ! I just gave you 4 sets of 5 ! Get your lazy butt up and lets go !" Serenity shouted. "Oooh, you said butt !" Randy mocked before lying down again. Serenity snarled.

(15 hours of "five more minutes" later)

"THAT'S IT, YOU'RE WAKING UP NOW !" Serenity screamed, kicking down the door to Randy's room. He was oddly sleeping standing up this time. She splashed a bucket of cold water on him. Sleeping in his place was P-chan.

"Wake up you lousy excuse for a human being !" Serenity shouted into a megaphone. P-chan opened his eyes and crawled underneath the bed and slept there. "Why you...I was hoping to spend the day with you...but I see you'd rather sleep ! Good-bye !" Serenity huffed. She started for the door, but felt P-chan cling to her ankle. "It always works" she thought smugly.

After splashing him with hot water, Serenity was about to leave the house with him until an alarm clock went off. "Wow, its 11:00 at night already ? Oh well, time for bed !" Randy said, rushing back upstairs to his room to sleep. Serenity fell over. "Why do I even try ?" she cried.

To be continued...