"How dare he..." Serenity thought as she walked to school. "Kuno, you jerk...big, gigantic jerk ! I'll get you..."

(At school)

"You've been out of school for four days, what happened ?" Anna asked. "Kuno..." Serenity growled. "The principal ? It couldn't be ! Stop makin' stuff up !" Chanel shouted. "But I'm not !" Serenity cried. "Figures, only you could come up with such a stupid excuse" Anna whispered to Chanel. The shrine maiden nodded in agreement. Serenity snarled. Then and there, she came up with a plan.

(During lunch)

Serenity took a deep breath and went into Kuno's office. "You again ? Aren't you a glutton for punishment" he said. "I came to tell you that your car is on fire in the parking lot !" Serenity cried in hysteria.

"WHAT ?" Kuno yelled. "I rushed here to tell you, go !" the hanyou girl screamed. Kuno then dashed out of his office and down the hall.

Serenity smirked and went into his office, sat down in his chair and turned on the PA-system. Clearing her throat, she began talking in Kuno's exact voice.

"Testing ! One, two, three ! Is this thing on ? Hello ?" she spoke. "Time for some payback" she thought.

"Attention all students and faculty of Sorriaski Middle School. I am a big jerk who can talk for hours about the most stupid or most boring subject ever. Hahaha ! I also am an abuser of little girls !" she shouted into the microphone.

Throughout the school, every girl let out a shriek of terror. "Is he going insane ?" Anna asked. "Shh, I wanna hear the rest !" Chanel shushed.

"I sleep with rubber sheets and a teddy bear every night ! Aint I somethin' !" Serenity said.

This time all the teachers began to laugh.

"I also get beat up easily by a boy with a pig-tail, too ! I LOVE the color pink ! It's an obsession of mine ! I can do the cha-cha like a sissy girl !"

"HAHAHAHAHA ! Kuno does the cha-cha ! This is perfect, too bad Serenity isn't around to hear this !" Chanel laughed.

"Don't worry, you can hear the PA-system anywhere in the school. She's probably laughing right now" Anna said.

Indeed, Serenity was laughing with her hand over the microphone. Laughing so much she was crying. "Oh man, I'm a genius !" she laughed before starting the announcement again.

"My name is Tatewaki Kuno and I don't know what two plus two is ! The only thing I can do is sit in my big, comfy, easy chair in my office and make all of your lives a living hell ! Another not-so-useless thing I can do is Kendo. Yep, Kendo all the time for me. I'm so into it that I carry around the staff morning, noon, and night. And now I shall entertain you all even more with this poem ! Ahem...beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more I eat, the more I fart !" Serenity ended that note by making a series or armpit noises.

Apparently, the PA-system was so loud, people on the street could hear it as well. Even Shingden High school got an earful. Randy and Nabiki both looked up from their books in study-hall and laughed.

"Do you hear that, too ?" Nabiki asked with a snicker. "Yep, it's coming all the way from Serenity's school. I wonder...has their principal lost his mind ?" Randy asked, looking up from the comic book he was reading.

"Last but not least, I'd like to announce that I am now forbidding all holidays and summer vacation time. That's right you little ingrates ! NO MORE HAPPY FUN VACATIONS FOR YOU ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! I'm even canceling weekends ! So it will be a school day, EVERYDAY ! EVEN ON WEEKENDS ! You can cry. You can snivel. You can even pout. But it aint gonna change my mind ! Unless you...BEAT ME SENSELESS WITH BOOKS, CHAIRS AND OTHER OBJECTS ! Quick, I'm in the parking lot, come and beat me up !" Serenity shouted into the microphone before turning the PA-system off.

Every student and teacher in the school starred, mouth agape at the now turned off PA-system. "No...more...VACATION !" cried a student. "He can't get away with that !" another screamed. "LETS GET HIM !" a teacher yelled.

So, an angry mob of students and teachers ran out of the classrooms and outside, into the parking lot. Kuno was returning from his un-burned car. "That little liar..." he thought. The he saw everyone running towards him.

"Ah, have they all finally accepted the fact that I am superior to all of them ? Are they coming to bow down to me and give me all power of this school ?" he asked himself. Unfortunately for him, he was quickly tackles to the ground and beaten nearly to death by both students and faculty.

Serenity stood outside of the school grounds and smiled from hearing Kuno's screams of agony. "Gottcha ! That'll teach ya' to mess with me ! Hahaha !" she laughed before beginning to walk home.

To be continued...

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