"I hope mommy doesn't find out. She doesn't like me playin' with dolls..." Mimi thought before closing the door to her room. Immediately, she began playing with them, not knowing what they were really for. "This one looks like Kamatari ! Always takin' girl's panties ! Nasty pervert !" she said, bashing the doll's head onto the floor.

"Father ? What's going on ?" Shippo cried. Kamatari was repeatedly banding his head on the floor. "I don't- ouch ! Know my son- ow, ow, OWW !" Kamatari explained.

"Wheeee ! It's a Hank doll ! He makes things blow up all the time. I'll bet he can fly !" Mimi cheered, moving the doll around in the air making fake airplane sounds.

"Yeah ! That flying potion I drank earlier is finally working !" Hank shouted as he flew around the living room.

"Oh no, Hank ! Watch out for the big, meanie Inu-yasha !" Mimi said, making the Inu-yasha doll bash Hank into the floor.

Inu-yasha punched Hank in the face, knocking him to the floor. "Oww..." the scientist said.

"What the ? I didn't mean to do that, at least not this time. I swear !" Inu-yasha shouted.

"How could you ? He was only flying ! What, do we have a 'no flying' rule now ?" Randy growled.

"That doesn't make sense..." Inu-yasha snarled.

"Nothing he says makes sense" Vespa remarked.

"That's right ! Hey...wait a minute !" Randy shouted, realization hitting him a bit too late.

"And now for uncle Fluffy-sama ! He's always so cold-hearted...I'll fix that !" Mimi giggled, holding up a doll-sized pink dress. "Now you're pretty ! Time to walk downstairs and show everyone !" she said, making the Sesshomaru doll go towards the stairs of her doll house.

Not too soon after, Sesshomaru came downstairs and received many shocked looks. "Oh...my..." Serenity squeaked.

"Nice dress Sesshomaru, you look like an idiot !" Inu-yasha laughed, falling out of his chair from laughing too hard.

"Shut-up...I did not do this on my own accord..." Sesshomaru hissed.

"Suuuuure ! You've always wanted to dress up as a girl !" Serenity said smugly.

"I remember when we were little and father asked us what we wanted to gonna be when we grew up. You clearly said 'I wanna be a girl !'" Inu-yasha cackled.

"That never leaves this house..." Sesshomaru said in his coldest tone ever.

Upstairs, Mimi was playing with the Koga and Inu-yasha dolls. "They fight all the time ! That's why daddy moved out of this house and to another...why can't we all just get along ?" she cried. She had both the dolls hug each other and...

Koga barged in through the front door suddenly. "Koga !" Serenity gasped, beginning to blush.

"Who the heck is he ?" Randy inquired, as if he had a problem with it.

"I...can't...help it" Koga strained to say.

"My love has come for me ! Carry me away to our hideaway of seclusion and love !" Serenity cried, seeming to float out of her chair and towards Koga. Inu-yasha then jumped into Koga's arms.

"I love you" they both said at once.

"HUH ?" everyone in the room gasped. Then the worst thing imaginable happened, Inu-yasha and Koga kissed each other.

(Chu !)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !" Serenity screamed before passing out. "That's gross !" Randy yelled.

Mimi's loud laughing of happiness was heard and Hank heard it clearly. "Hmm...it can't be..." he thought as he walked upstairs to her room. He opened the door and made a dramatic gasp.

"Mimi-chan ! Put those dolls down right now !" Hank commanded.

"Hmm ? Oh, hi Hank-san ! Wanna play with me ?" Mimi asked innocently.

"Where did you get those ?" he asked, already knowing the answer.

"They were in your room in a box" she said.

"How many times have I told you to stay out of there ?" he snarled.

"Uhhh...a lot ?" Mimi squeaked.

"Why I ought to..." Hank began as he took a few steps towards Mimi.

"Waaahhhhh ! I didn't mean to make you mad, Hank-san ! You're my best friend and I love you !" the child cried.

"Damn little kids and their lovable innocence !" he growled to himself.

"Please let us still be friends, I don't want you mad at me !" Mimi cried, tears the size of grade-AA eggs streaming down her face.

"Why was I cursed with such kindness ?" Hank thought as he hugged Mimi as she cried.

"What is going on in here ?" Serenity asked from the doorway. She spotted the dolls scattered about all over the floor, then at Mimi. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH DOLLS ? Dolls are for girly girls !" she yelled, her body surrounded by blazing fire.

"She's already learned her lesson, don't make it anymore hard for her !" Hank said in defense.

"Fine then...Mimi-chan, no dinner for you tonight" Serenity said passively as she left. Mimi looked as if she was going start crying all over again.

"I'll sneak you some of my dinner, I don't eat that much anyway" Hank whispered to her.

"Yay ! I love you, Hank-san !" she exclaimed, hugging Hank as tightly as she could. "Too bad she doesn't really know what love means yet" he thought, a smile coming to his face.

(Later that night)

While everyone else was downstairs eating dinner, Mimi was in her room. She was fiddling with the only doll she really wanted to keep. "Shippo-kun ! Now to make you say what I want you to !" she giggled before whispering something to the doll.

Downstairs, Shippo suddenly stood up and shouted, "I love Mimi ! I wanna marry her and have many children with her when I grow up !"

Everyone at the table nearly choked on their food at the outburst. "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT YOU AND MY DAUGHTER, YOU LITTLE RAT ?" Serenity screamed. "That's my boy !" Kamatari said, wiping his eyes with a handkerchief.

To be continued...

Maru-sha: the sound effect "Chu" is used when characters kiss. I took this idea from Detective Conan. Sorry if none of you got that at first.