Maru-sha: we're back ! What does Hank's mother Yuuki have in store for the members of our cast that all seem to need mental help ? Read and find out ! Laugh and enjoy !

"But mom, I don't wanna get married !" Hank cried.

"YES YOU DO !" Yuuki yelled.

"Yes mommy..." he said with his head lowered.

"You're a mama's boy !" Kamatari said with a laugh.

"I am not a mama's boy !" Hank shouted, shaking Kamatari by his neck.

"Yes you are !" Yuuki said. "Yes mommy..." he said again.

Nabiki was crying into her hands. "It's not fair, I wanted to grow up and marry Randy. Not some scientist !" she cried.

"But you must admit, I am handsome !" Hank said.

"So am I !" Randy said jealously.

"I must say, on a scale of one to ten, they both score an eight in handsomeness. Well, maybe a seven and a half for Randy" Serenity said.

"Well I'm handsome and smart ! You don't even know where you're from half the time !" Hank growled, glaring at Randy.

"Not true, I know where I'm from. I'm from...uhh...wait don't tell me ! I'm from...I got it ! I'm from Paris !" Randy said. Everyone fell over.

"See what I mean ?" Hank said, shaking his head.

"Enough chatter. We must prepare these two love birds for the ceremony !" Yuuki said, pulling Hank and Nabiki to one side.

"I have something to say ! I love Nabiki and I'm not gonna let our dreams of being married be ruined by an old hag like you !" Randy shouted. Yuuki glared at Randy coldly.

"You dare try to mess up my son's engagement ?" she asked in a cold tone that froze Randy solid, literally.

"I'll go thaw him out..." Nabiki sighed as she dragged Randy out of the room.

"Mom ! Control yourself !" Hank shouted, pulling her away from Randy.

"Don't tell your mother to control herself !" she Yuuki shouted, grabbing Hank's hand.

"Eeep ! Please mommy, don't do it here !" he cried. Everyone paused and looked up at the two.

"It ?" Inu-yasha and Serenity said at once.

"It's nothing ! You guys can leave now !" Hank said in a panicked voice.

"No, I wanna see this !" Mimi chimed, hopping up and sitting on Serenity's head.

"Oh, and who might you be ?" Yuuki asked, looking at Mimi.

"I'm Mimi !" she said, a cute smile on her face.

"Aww, aren't you cute ! You sure you wanna stay in here ? I'm about to handle my son" she offered.

"No, I'm okay. Continue !" Mimi giggled.

"That's my little girl !" Serenity said, tears of joy flowing from her eyes. Yuuki was suddenly sitting on the floor cross-legged and yanked Hank over her lap not a second later.

"I see my death has made you unruly, this should teach you some respect for your own mother !" she shouted before starting to spank her son.

"Waaahhhhh ! Mommy, not in front of them ! No fair !" Hank cried. As Yuuki firmly chastised Hank, Inu-yasha and Serenity both blinked, then starred at each other.

"This is...familiar..." Serenity said.

"I know...wanna laugh at him ?" Inu-yasha asked.

"Sure !" she said. They both fell over and laughed loudly. Mimi only watched.

"Poor Hank-sama..." she sniffled.

"It's so funny when it's not happening to you !" Serenity laughed.

"Yeah, you should know all about that !" Inu-yasha breathed.

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?" Serenity exclaimed.

"You know damn well what I mean..." Inu-yasha said, leaning in close to Serenity's face.

"Inu-yasha..." she began.

"What ?" he growled.

"You need a breath mint...badly !" she laughed before running away.

"YOU COME BACK HERE !" he yelled as he ran off after her.

Only Mimi remained, watching Hank's punishment to its fullest. "I don't like that lady ! She's hurting Hank-sama !" she thought. "Hey, old lady person ! Leave him alone !" she said openly.

Yuuki knocked Hank off her lap and went over to Mimi. "You dare give me a command ?" she asked.

"Umm...yes ?" Mimi gulped. Yuuki raised her hand and smacked Mimi in the face, sending her crashing into a wall.

"It seems everyone in this house is disrespectful...no matter. This ceremony will go on no matter what" Yuuki said, leaving the room.

"Damn that old witch..." Hank cursed.

"WHAT WAS THAT ?" Yuuki yelled, suddenly right behind Hank.

"Aahh ! Nothing mommy ! I love you !" he said, bowing at her feet.

"Good" she said, leaving again. With a sigh, Hank stood up and went over to Mimi.

"Are you okay ?"

Mimi sat up, rubbing her cheek while crying. "Why is your mommy so mean ?" she sobbed.

"Most coyote demons are like that. Power-hungry and foul-tempered" Hank sighed, picking Mimi up into his arms and walking towards his room.

"It'll be alright, I have an ice pack somewhere for your face" he offered.

"You need it more than me" Mimi squeaked. Hank then noticed how stiffly he was walking.

"Oh yeah...you're right for once" he said, going into his room.

(Later)

"I can't let this happen. I love Nabiki. I don't wanna lose her no matter what !" Randy thought as he looked up at the ceiling in his room.

"If there was only some way to break this promise my father made so long ago..." Nabiki sighed.

"This is your entire fault ! Why'd you have to be a girl ? You could've been a boy !" Randy shouted, pointing at Nabiki.

"Then you'd be out of luck and end up a loveless moron, that's why I'm a girl" she hissed. Randy's eyes lit up and he grinned.

"I have a feeling in my head. I think it...it might be...an idea !" he said.

"Tell me !" Nabiki cried, clinging to him tightly. He whispered something into her ear and she smiled slyly. "That's the best idea you've ever had !" she laughed evilly.

(Later)

"The bet is off, Yuuki !" Randy shouted, pointing to her.

"Nonsense, my dear son will marry Nabiki just like her father and I agreed" she said passively.

"Hate to break it to you, but I'm not a girl" Nabiki said, coming up behind Randy.

"Of course you are ! Are you gender confused ?" Yuuki asked, glancing at her.

"Are you sure ? Take a good look ! See anything...strange ?" Randy said, a grin coming to his face. Yuuki stood up and went over to Nabiki.

"You look like a girl, pony-tail and all. And you have a chest like a-" she began to say, but got a closer look at her chest. Placing her hand on Nabiki's chest, she backed away.

"What...happened, dear ?"

"I told you, I'm a boy !" she said.

"I don't believe it. You just wrapped your chest up tightly. That's the only explanation" Yuuki said, crossing her arms.

"Forgive me for this...but we have to show her !" Randy said.

"Wha ?" Nabiki asked. Randy only kicked Nabiki...somewhere painful if she really was a boy.

"..." was her response.

"Ah-ha ! She didn't react !" Yuuki laughed. Nabiki fell to her knees then fell into a fetal position on the floor, groaning.

"Au contraire ! The deal is off now ! Go back to hell where you came from !" Randy shouted, pointing to Yuuki. "All I wanted was for my son to be happy..." she cried.

"Then let HIM find a bride on his own !"

"He had better !" Yuuki hissed. A large aura began emitting from her clothes. "This isn't the last you'll see of me. I shall haunt my son until the day he proposes to a girl !" she finished. With that, she disappeared in a bright flash.

"Whoo hoo ! We did it !" Randy cheered.

"I hate you..." Nabiki said, her voice sounding a lot like Serenity's.

"Thanks for changing into a boy version of Nabiki for me !" he said. In a puff of smoke, Serenity changed back into her normal form, girl and all.

"I swear, what would you people do without kitsunes ?" she sighed, placing her transformation leaf back in her pocket.

"At least I'm not burdened to be short for the rest of my life !" Randy taunted.

"Shut-up ! I'll be tall soon, then you'll be sorry you ever said that !"

(In Hank's room)

"Was your mommy mad that you don't have a girlfriend ?" Mimi asked. Hank nodded slowly. The small demon hugged him tightly.

"I'll be your girlfriend !" she squeaked. Hank simply dropped her outside into the hallway and shut the door.

"Don't be mean like that ! Let me back in !" Mimi cried, pounding on the door.

"Go away !" he said, smiling a bit at her cute idea.

To be continued...

Mimi's voice: Whee ! I'm in the next chapter again ! My mommy makes me sell a cow I found, but I sell it for beans, then they grow into a giant beanstalk ! Hey, isn't this a story in a book ? Oh well ! Next time: Hank, Mimi and the Beanstalk ! See ya' soon !

Author's note: Thanks for reading ! Since I love you all so much, I'm gonna start hosting one of my AMVs (Anime Music Videos) on my profile page for a while. Plus, I'll make my email account visible so you can give me feedback on how they were ! This is only temporary so take this chance at seeing what other nonsense I work on. Sayonara !