Maru-sha: too much caffeine, too much Puni Puni Poemi, too much sugar. There are lots of reasons why this chapter was written. Be warned, this chapter contains violence, manslaughter, and the fighting of mother and daughter. In other words, everything you can expect from my mind. Laugh and Enjoy.
"There is evil in this world !" Hank shouted from his room.
"Living proof is sitting right next to me..." Serenity muttered.
"Did you say something ?" Inu-yasha, who was sitting right next to her, asked. "Uhh, nope !" she said quickly.
"Your dinner is getting cold. Come eat !" Vespa shouted down the hall.
"I'm not hungry ! The world is too evil for me to eat anything that comes from it !" Hank cried.
"I'll take it to him" Mimi offered.
"Alright, if the world is evil, you're the only thing that's not" Vespa said, giving her a bowl of ramen. The small demon made her way to Hank's room and went inside.
"I brought you your dinner !" she chimed.
"Thank God !" Hank said, taking it from her and eating it quickly.
"I thought you didn't want food from this 'evil' world" Mimi said, doing the quoting gestures.
"True, but then I'd starve" Hank said.
"If the world is so 'evil', can we fix it ?" Mimi asked.
"That would take a strong government and a few more world wars" Hank replied, finishing his ramen.
"I wanna live a world where everyone is good and there is no evil !" she shouted.
"That can only be achieved by science and many hours of work" he said. Mimi blinked and only stared at him. Hank caught on and backed away.
"No way ! What if this all blows up in my face like it always does ?" he growled.
"I'll still love you !" she squealed, clinging to him tightly.
"Okay, I'll do it. Only if you promise to never say that again" he said.
(Three days later)
"Here it is !" an exhausted Hank said. Mimi looked at what he invented this time. It was a small flower pendant made of pure and solid gold with a pink gem in the center.
"It's pretty ! What's it do ?" she squealed.
"It's a transformation pendant. Just say the heroine name you want to be called and from now on you'll be transformed when you say it" Hank explained.
"Even when I don't have it ?"
"You have to have it in order to change, damn it ! Don't you watch Sailor Moon ?" Hank yelled.
"It got canceled from TV before I was born !" Mimi cried.
"Whatever, what do you wanna call yourself ?" he asked. Mimi thought for a minute, then smiled.
"Funya-Funya Mimi !" she said. Hank fell over.
(Maru-sha: Funya-Funya means soft, whimpy, or limp in Japanese)
"Okay then...Funya-Funya Mimi is your name. This is a big responsibility for you now, Mimi. You're gonna be the protector of this city as we know it !" Hank announced.
"Yay ! I'm gonna be a superhero ! I gotta go tell mommy !" Mimi cried, turning to leave. Hank grabbed up by the collar.
"No ! You're supposed to keep it to yourself ! Only you can know, don't tell anyone !" scolded.
"But...you know !"
"I'm supposed to know ! Just transform already !"
Mimi fastened the flower pendant on the front of her overalls. "Okay ! Funya-Funya power !"
The center of the pendant lit up and Mimi's body was covered in a blanket of magic. Long white ribbons wrapped around her legs, forming into stockings that went up to mid-thigh. Another pair of ribbons wrapped around her arms and forming into violet, shoulder length gloves that exposed her fingers. A pink skin-tight suit appeared on her, covering her lower neck, down to her lower body where it took the form of a bathing suit; a white short skirt enfolded the bottom of it. Mimi's black hair turned light purple, grew longer and formed into a Nurse Joy style, and a gold headband with a green gem in the center became visible around her head. To top it all of, due to the transformation, Mimi had aged about ten years.
"I am Funya-Funya Mimi ! Guardian of Tokyo and crusher of evil !" she said with a pose.
"Oh man, the otaku are really gonna like this chapter !" Hank thought.
"Whoa, I have breasts !" Mimi squeaked, rubbing her hands over her chest. Hank sniffled back a nosebleed and spoke up.
"Go out there and stop as much evil as you can ! You are Funya-Funya Mimi ! Guardian of Tokyo and crusher of evil !" he cheered.
"I won't let you down !" she exclaimed, blasting out of the house through the roof.
"Just when I thought my work was done..." Hank sighed, looking up at the hole in the roof.
"When it comes to doing good, I am not slow !" Mimi cheered as she flew high above the city. She quickly did her job of undoing the 'evil'...to some extent.
"Loitering outside of a corner store is evil !" Mimi shouted, shooting a laser blast from the gem on her headband at a group of teenagers.
"Throwing trash into someone else's bike basket is evil !" she yelled, kicking a man who did the offense into the pavement.
"Walking on the grass when a sign clearly says 'do not walk on grass' is evil !" she shouted, punching a little girl into a sewer.
"Stupid foreigners who are too stubborn to ask for directions are evil !" Mimi said, blasting down an airplane that was full of foreigners who hadn't even done the 'crime' yet.
"watching clips of girls lacking clothing on the internet during the day is evil !" she said, flying into a college students dorm room, grabbing them flipped him onto the floor by bending over backwards, cracking his neck and head. "Save it for night time !" she added, pointing to the screen.
"Everyone in this city is doing something to make this world evil ! I won't allow it ! That's right, I shall not allow it ! I do this for my well-being and for the sake of my family !" she announced while standing on the top of the Tokyo Tower, the wind blowing for dramatic effects. Parts of the city were on fire from the mass destruction she caused.
(Later that day)
"We have live reports of the city of Tokyo being wrecked by an unknown life form by the name of Funya-Funya Mimi" a news reporter on TV said. Everyone in the Inu-house was now interested in the news.
"This crazy girl who went around saying how evil the world is just punched this girl into a sewer for walking on the grass ! I saw the whole thing !" an eyewitness said.
"Witnesses have also reported that this unknown person has killed at least twenty people in one afternoon, she claiming them all to be 'corrupting the world'. Whoever this is, she must be stopped immediately"
"Great, another enemy that's trying to take over the world...why do they always attack Japan first ?" Inu-yasha sighed.
"Well, looks like we gotta take her down !" Serenity shouted.
"We ?" everyone asked at once.
"You will fight her alone. It'll build your strength" Sesshomaru said.
"But...she might kill me !" Serenity sobbed.
"Exactly !" Inu-yasha shouted, kicking her out of the house.
(Later)
"Playing with fire is evil !" Mimi announced, kicking a little boy who was only playing with a sparkler into the horizon. "Yay ! There's no more evil for now !" she giggled. "Hold it right there, Funya-Funya Mimi !" Serenity voice called.
"Someone actually remembered and pronounced my name right ! Not even the author can pronounce it ! Yet, who calls for my help now ?" Mimi said, looking around.
"Heads up !" Serenity shouted, running up and punching her in the face. Mimi went sailing through a building.
"That was easier than I thought !" Serenity laughed. A large laser beam then blasted her from behind.
"Take that, evil-doer !" Mimi shouted, her clothes torn on a few places.
"I'm on fire ! Ahhh !" Serenity screamed, running around in circles. "Stop, drop, roll ! Stop, drop, roll !" she continued, rolling around on the ground.
"Funya-Funya Kick !" the 'heroine' said, kicking Serenity so hard that a crater formed around her. After hacking out a sizable amount of blood, the hanyou stood up.
"This is so exciting...you're so strong !" she said in amusement, taking out a leaf. Just as Mimi flew towards her, a large puff of smoke blinded her vision.
"What evil thing are you doing now ?" she thought.
"Don't look up !"
Mimi looked up, but was kicked to the ground. "Told ya' so !" Serenity, who was hovering on her flying leaf, laughed. Her laughter was ended when Mimi flew up behind her and grabbed her by the neck and began a death grip. Serenity fell to her knees and tried gasping for breath, but it was useless. "Die you evil person !" Mimi yelled, kicking her in the back as she choked her to death. "Damn you to hell !" Serenity choked out, taking hold of Mimi's hands and flipping her onto her back. "Swearing is evil !" she said, quickly blasting Serenity with her laser again. That blast tore away some of her clothing. While she was stunned, Mimi flew up and kicked Serenity in the stomach. For a while, she did not move.
"Another opponent down ! There's no more evil now ! Hank will be so proud of me" Mimi thought with a blush. "Take this, you (BEEP) !" Serenity low cry said, before a blast of fox-fire blasted Mimi in the chest. The flower pendant on her chest was now damaged. "And one to send you home !" she shouted kicking Mimi in her chest again, sending her flying across town. As she flew, the pendant cracked and her transformation broke, leaving her on her now tattered overalls. Luckily, she flew into Hank's room back at the Inu-house. "Holy cow ! Mimi-chan, are you okay ?" he gasped.
"It broke" she cried, showing him the pendant.
"Good thing, you could've really did some damage if I let you continue !" he scolded.
"But I was doing good !" she cried.
"Yeah right ! You killed people for minor offenses ! You should be ashamed !" Hank shouted.
"Huh ? I don't remember that. Did I really kill people ?" Mimi gasped.
"Well...if you don't remember, then technically we can let it slide" he said, bopping her head with a rolled up newspaper. "Yay !" Mimi cheered.
Meanwhile...
"What the hell happened to you ?" Inu-yasha asked.
"I was hit by a train" she growled. "Really ? Sorry to ask then" he said.
"Stupid ! I fought Funya-Funya Mimi ! She was strong, but I took care of her. I only wonder...who was she ?" Serenity said.
"Well, it could be...nah !" Inu-yasha began.
"Who ? Tell me !"
"It was a stupid idea, but maybe it was Mimi !" he laughed. Serenity sweat-dropped.
"You're dumb..." she thought.
To be continued...