Title: The Conversation
Rating: PG-13 for BL
Genre: Crack! Fluff
Pair: Massu and Tego fro NewS (J-Pop)
Features: Akanishi Jin from KAT-TUN
Dedication: Ani (the real Ani, St. Anime)
Summary: Massu and Tego prepares for their date. Massu, however, calls upon the force of Akanishi Jin for dating advice. Jin has some kooky sayings that will surely have him replaying in his head during their "magical excursion".
A/N: If you like dialogue, there is plenty of it towards the middle. Just get through the thought process. Enjoy!
Rinnnnng… Rinnnnnnng… The school bell sounds the beginning of a highly anticipated weekend. However, for Tego he knows this could well be the ending of his and his best friend's friendship. The bell signals the nearness of their date and he worries about the actuality of dating his best pal or was it more that he was becoming increasingly anxious as each hour passes? This morning everything was awkward though. Nothing clicked or flowed as it used to. For instance, Tego simply just said hi in a rare, mellow fashion and not even a wave from his accustomed hand is produced. Massu sensed the difference and went in the opposite direction. He rebounded a "hi" back as cheerful as he could. He tried to avoid eye contact by smiling overtly making his eyes squint, diverting slightly from Tego's embellished ones. It was as if the tables have turned. Massu was acting like Tego and Tego was impersonating Massu from the day before.
This is it. The final bye before we get together tonight, the thought recklessly runs through his mind. Massu forces himself in thinking that he should initiate the last rendezvous in contrast to having Tego giving the everyday goofy and innocent, but very oblivious, bye he always receives. Massu pronounces sweetly, "Bye Tegoshi. I'll pick you up at seven tonight." Tego being surprised by this and at the same time feels specialized by his firmness of their situation, pinkens slightly.
"Sure, that sounds great!" he expresses as he subtly slips his steady hands under each of Massu's sweaty palms. "I'd like it if you wear your white, zip-up hoodie tonight. You know the Ecko one you got from California last summer," Tego adds flirtatiously slightly pressing himself towards Massu to tease his shattered nerves more.
Now it is Massu's turn to blush as he glances off to the side. He looks back and this time straight into the eyes he is most infatuated with, responding, "Of course."
Massu could not stop his mind from jumping to the next thought and the next one. It was impossible not to brief, or should I say elongate on how soft Tego's hands were underneath his. How many times can I possibly describe Toshi's hands? They are just heavenly blissful, Massu over exaggerates smiling to himself, peering at his outstretched hands. The tenderness he could feel from Tego's hands for merely half a minute seemed to Massu like a time that continued for more than forever and a day.
Tego is thinking alike but differently because his nerves are shot and at the same time ecstatic on how he innocently seduces Massu. That should give him a little taste of Tegoshi Yuya's rapturous paradise and a touch of the key to my heart. Because, if everyone may know already, Tego is extremely sensitive with the most common part of the human body: his hands. He loves to hold, caress, massage, touch, feel and (is it correct to say) rub? Huh? No way, Tego has never really been in a boy-on-boy relationship. Come to think of it, he has never been in any real relationship period.
They are both walking and taking their sweet time. Lost, in their whirlwind of rapidly swirling thoughts; a world most people would be afraid to explore as one is mindlessly pacing. Who wants to walk home and worry about what they are going to wear in a couple of hours? For goodness sake, a parked car could hit Massu! It is hard to put a finger on who was more nerdy and cute: the bubbly Tego or the generally subtle Massu who occasionally outburst with profound dorkiness.
Massu is nearing his house and fishes for his key. Finally, he opens the door and echoes, "Konichiwa! I'm home, mama, Ann-nee-chan!" Nevertheless, no one responds, not a peep was heard. That is strange… Massu thinks. I certainly was not dashing my way down the streets… He turns to the small foyer's table and there appears a small, but very official-looking note. On it, in very bold handwriting, it says:
Massu-chan, mama and Ann have just won tickets to see Johnny's Depp's Pirates of the Caribbean premiere in Tokyo!
"Tokyo? Why that's at least three hours away…"
Yes, Ann won it from the radio station and we had to leave immediately. Sorry for such short notice but we couldn't get a hold of you. We will be back Sunday night. Please Massu, one thing for mama: NO GIRLS!
"Ha-ha," Massu recites passively. Girls were the furthest things from his mind. He continues to read,
Rabu, Mama
P.S. Ann borrowed some of your "American" clothes so she can fit in a little more. Hope you don't mind.
The first thing that pops into Massu's head is that, Wow! This is perfect! He grins and fantasizes wildly. I can get ready the way I want to, without any questions and pestering. Secondly, he says to himself quite mechanically, "What time is it?" It is almost 4:30 since their school ends at 3:33, which is awfully late. This perhaps explains why Tego is quite energetic and hyper before school begins. Four, thirty… Well nothing to do now but to wait it out… Massu being your typical guy, straight or gay, only takes a half hour, at most, to be ready for anything. Tego surely found that out by challenging him to take a full shower while he times it. The rules include brushing his teeth and washing his face all in the bathtub, which he manages under a microscopic two minutes!
After Massu changes into his favourite blue t-shirt and red, plaid boxers, he hops on the computer and logs onto his MSN. He glances at his mailbox tab and sees he has one new message. It is from Jin, Akanishi Jin, his senior in university. Jin is kind of like his official mentor. Anyway, he waits for the page to load, item by item, as he stares at his living room's digital clock. "There!" he exclaims when the text finally became visible. He reads aloud,
"Hmm… Massu, I can't believe it! Did you do it? It reminds me of the first time I really felt for this girl in my senior year. Except she was not my best friend and she definitely did not have great hair as Yuya does, you lucky son-of-a-beach-vendor!
What the heck, beach vendor, what in the world is he on? Well at least it's insulting…" sighing Massu contemplates out loudly.
"Look, tell me how it goes and I'm thinking the results came out positive if you know what I mean. I surely, hope it does. I have some pointers ready for you that you might want to use tonight. MSN me and ignore the fact that I am Out to Lunch. You never noticed I am always Out to Lunch?
LOL, I guess not… Oh Tegoshies! I could've spoken to him all this time. What a joker! He probably even sets his login on 'Out to Lunch'!"
Bakanishi… he starts to type in the small message box. No, Jin has always been sensitive of this term… So I will decide to express my frustration in the form of Jin you pin!
Excuse me? Jin replies in a matter of seconds. That's a new one, almost not lame? Anyways, sup?
Toshi said yes and we are about to go out in two hours and six minutes.
Whoa a little too much info. Lay off desperation island little bro. Stop calling him Toshi, I don't think he appreciates that. Oh yeah, that reminds me! You seriously need those tips undoubtedly.
Huh? C'mon, can't I just be myself? Besides, you're not gay…. Unless there's something, you've been hiding… ANYWAY, Toshi is a pretty name and suits him well, so shut up. He doesn't know that I call him that. Massu replies in the normal fashion of all MSNers, expressing two or three topics at once.
Hmmm, you don't see my point eh? Question: did Yuya hesitate before agreeing to join you on this magical excursion?
Huh? Why? What?
Oh nothing, just wondering…
Massu feeling as if he is being backed into a trap, hesitates and then coolly responds, Uh. Okay, yeah, so?
See, this is where Dr. Love steps into you and your boyfriend's relationship. Take it from me. After my prescription and a little dating etiquette therapy, "Toshi" will not resist you no more.
Really… He's not my boyfriend. Toshi is still undecided. By the way that's anymore, you pinhead.
STFU. Wow, you really need some help. Now first things first, you are obviously the mannier part of this budding homo relationship…
No, you STFU, this is not a "homo" thing you are labelling it. I don't appreciate this homophobic term.
No seriously S T F U, I'm like one of your best friends, how can I be scared of you. You can't even scare a pigeon. ROTFL XD
F U :p
It's true. The poor bird just sits there picking at your feet because it thinks you are a pork bun or something! HAAHAHA
Really? Massu thinks of as the best comeback.
Huh? Okay, you are just weird. I don't know you. You are only a patient in my office of the perfection under the romance department.
…Yyyyeah, okay. Maybe you are gay after all, you should break it off with Ani.
Jin reacts surprised at this comment, but calmly types, Hells no! I love Ani and I'm sure she loves me too so listen up and I'll tell you the secret formula that will make Yuya feel the same way about you.
OK… Massu uses his finger to spiral around the side of his temple, "Coo coo…"
First thing you must know is that you should treat him like a princess.
Uh huh and how do I do that? I'm not about to carry him downtown or any crap like that. RECYCLE BIN
FUCK you. Big head, tiny brain, do not comprehend. Let's break it down. First example, what should you do when you guys are walking, for instance?
Obviously, I will lead the way. I'm taking him out. Do you not pay attention?
Uh yes and WRG answer piggy.
Don't call me that. That hurts especially after Ryo asking me why I keep eating my family.
MUAHAHAHA, Ryo's a god! Okay, it's the other way around.
Right, because Toshi doesn't even know which way is up.
Correct, but there's an explanation to this madness.
That is, I do care to know…
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Yes!
What?
Yes, I said. You really suck at being a doctor. Ani doesn't deserve you. Besides Yamapi likes her, give him a chance.
Hell no frggin' way, she's mine pig-head.
AHH STFU FISHSKIN! I'm telling Ani when she comes home from Tokyo that Pi has a thing for her.
I don't care. Okay, anyway you fat football. (BTW, footballs consist of pigskin just to refresh your tiny mind…) Actually, I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm probably going to ask her to marry her when she gets back so I don't care what you say to her.
:O OMG really ew, I'm going to be related to a pin? BTW, Ani is my sister, which means she looks a lot like me. Why doesn't anyone call her a pig?
That is the stupidest question I have ever heard. Jin ignores the inquiry harshly. I'm just simply saying you should treat him like a lady, since you are her backspace, backspace his knight-and-shining gentleman.
Suddenly now Massu is wondering how he comes with these ridiculous phrases and string them together to make a perfect and sensible thesis.
Okay, so I hold the door for him, help him in his seat, pay for most things, hold his purse-- major backspacing, ENTER
Exactly but the key is to let him walk in front of you almost all the time.
Huh? Why in the hell would I do that? As I said before if I asked Toshi to jump, he'll say, "Where?"
Wow. ANYwho, this is to make sure he knows you are totally checking him out from the backside.
Oooooooooo… What, you're gross!
No seriously, they like sashaying and strutting their stuffing. Makes them feel a part of the date, and they can't help but feel ultra-sexy showing off in front of you.
Aaaahhhh… Massu sits back nodding. He envisions Tego stepping seductively in front of him. Massu could feel something stiffen in his loose boxers. He continues typing, Well if you put it that way, sure!
Yeah, wow you're excited. wink, wink But the thing with Yuya is a little tricky. Moreover, the fact that you have to change up the pace every time you guys transport yourselves to the next spot.
? Totally do not get what you are saying and shut up, you know I have the hots for Toshi. blushes
Totally not finished with what I'm saying Mr. Pop-the-Weasel.
Massu jumps back in his seat and types, Okay! Do not want to know the explanation for that one!
Good, 'cause I cannot think of any… Jin scratches his head and says, "Ow! Note to self: scratch softer… Much softer…" Continuing, before you interrupted me with an awkward blonde moment especially from someone who only dyes his hair dark blue or purple…
Yeah and your point?
I mean your haircut is cool but do you really need to colour your hair the same tint as you came out of your mom?
WTF? Okay guy, leave my mama out of this and I was not asking about my hair, Full-of-Jin. Besides my hair is light brown now. I want to know what you are getting at. What should I do to change the pace up tonight as I walk and Tego "sashays" in front of me? "…very sexily…" he adds loudly.
Oh yeah, well you know what happens when I get on the subject of hair. My bad and my bad for the crack about your mom, soon she will be my mom too. If Ani will have my hand in marriage... Jin looks up towards the ceiling expressing a sigh of anxiousness. Back to my thing-- backspaces pointer. Once and a while be sure to hold his hand as you are walking behind him because Tego has the thing with the hands. It sends fizzy, fuzzy feelings to his brain, which sends it all over his body or something like that. Please don't ask me how I came up with this.
Really and how do you know about that?
I just said don't ask.
I honestly don't care, how do you know but I don't?
Hmm, because you never babysat Tego before and had to take him around the amusement park for like eight hours straight. He didn't go on the rides, no. He just held my aching hand all the time, never letting go. I tried to shake him off, scrap him off possibly with one of those plastic blow-up guitars, the thing you get from a game booth. Nothing works. Except for when his mom came around, which was when he finally lets go and he holds her hand instead.
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
Yeah, trust me it's Tego. He's a hands-man. Please don't mention to him that I told you this.
All right, hands it is. Hey thanks for the tips, although it was very limited but right now it's 6:04-- Massu hits the delete button aggressively and corrects his observation. --6:05 and I got to get ready. BTW what should I wear? Toshi told me to wear my white hoodie, should I wear that?
HMMM, YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? Yes and wear those nice baggy jeans with the belt (if you need it) plus a wife-beater and guess what colour you need to wear?
Pink?
Let us recap! You are the man of the relationship remember? Huh? Huh?
Yes! Yes! I remember…
You are the mannier one!
I am the mannier one.
You. Are. The. Mannier. One.
I am the mann-- Wait! What the hell am I doing? Delete, delete… Okay, I get it. I am the knight-man-thing - what colour?
Guess again fruitcake.
Homophobe. Ummmmmm… Purple?
Whoa, you own a purple wife-beater? Cool…
No, Ann has a purple one bakanishi.
Jin clonks his hand with his hand and screams, "OUCH! Need to hit head softer… Much softer…" He excitedly types, NO! WRG! COMPLETELY WRG! YOU FAIL!
Sorry just had to do that and besides all this talk about Tego is seriously giving me a headache. No! Maybe you should be the lady and walk in front of Yuya tonight!
Hells no, I'm not "strutting my stuffing" in front of him, in front of no one! The rest I understand. I see that you can't handle with so much stuff on your plate… rolling eyes smiley Massu imitates the emoticon and rolls his eyes as well.
What plate? There's a plate? Why doesn't anybody tell me about this?
OMG never mind. So what colour?
OMG I would like to think I did not have to take you step-by-step and hold your hand as well. Everyone calls me a bakanishi; swear your name should be All-Mass No-Brain!
STFU
Okay, okay, calm down. Let's not start that again. If we continue at this rate, there will be no date. Ha! That rhymes! I'm a genius!
Quite the contrary, thought Massu.
Jin continues, You're wearing a white hoodie that means you should wear a matching wife-beater that is the colour of…
WHITE!
Yes, holy crap that only took ten minutes. What a waste of my life! Final diagnosis: big head, tiny brain inflates, fully comprehends. Off on your way grasshopper.
Yeah… Suuuurrre sensei. TTYL
Be sure to tell me all about it! Jin concludes nodding his head smirking. "Offspring of beach vendors are damn lucky..."
Right, thanks. He then puts his status on Out to Lunch just to spite Jin. "That should show him how stupid he was putting his status like that…" He pushes the button on the silver monitor as it suddenly blackens and disconnects from the last support he has before leaving to the inevitable. Although he wishes, Ann-nee-chan was here to style his hair, iron his clothes… Clothes! She took my clothes! Oh, crap! Did she borrow my Ecko white, zip-up hoodie from California?
Massu frantically runs into his tiny closet and lets out a screeching yelp as he bangs his head on the hanger's bar. He collapses and slowly disintegrates into a pool of unconsciousness closing his eyes shut. He is trying hard to fight it because he immensely does not want to escape…
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