A/N: This is for the Cruel and Unusual Pairing Challenge.
Hermione sat on one of the sun loungers in the field just behind The Burrow, trying and failing to read.
The sight of her husbands running around shirtless was extremely distracting to the point that she decided to set the book down and just watch them.
At the end of war five years ago, Fabian, Gideon, and a few others including Sirius returned from the Veil. No one, not even the Unspeakables knew what had triggered their reappearence, but some had suggested that it was to do with the people responsible for their deaths dying themselves that did it.
"See something you like?" Gideon asked smirking, before taking a large drink off the small table next to her.
It was clear she had been caught ogling them.
"Yes, Charlie looks rather handsome, doesn't he?" she replied teasingly.
"Watch it woman, or I might have to throw you over my knee."
"What are we spanking her for?" Fabian asked, as he too took a drink of water.
"For ogling Charlie instead of us," Gideon stated.
"I suppose that's fair. You're going to have to tell us what he's got that we haven't though," Fabian said, raising his eyebrow at her.
"Well, where do you want me to start?" Hermione asked before starting to laugh as Gideon began tickling her.
"Stop! Stop! Please," she begged.
"Only if you say that we're the best looking guys in the world," Gideon demanded.
"Okay! You're the best looking guys in the world and I'm lucky to have you," Hermione said breathlessly.
"Perhaps you could show us just how lucky you think you are later," Fabian said low and husky, before bending down and kissing her.
Hermione snaked her arm around his neck and kissed him deeper. She loved it when he talked to her in that voice and suddenly felt hotter than she had the whole time she had been sitting in the sun.
"Oi! I don't want to see that!" Ron called in the distance.
Her friend still hadn't gotten used to seeing her with his uncles yet. He claimed that it was weird as he saw her as a sister.
Fabian broke the kiss and pulled away from her, which gave Gideon enough space to steal a kiss as well.
The passion poured into it made her toes curl. It also made her want to ditch everyone and drag them home to spend the rest of the afternoon in bed. The only thing stopping her, was the fact that it was very rare that the whole family managed to get together all at once.
"Tonight," she said, her voice full of promise.