Title: A cursed Fox
Disclaimer: this story was created by me and my friends for fun and laughs not for money or profits…so any and all blood sucking demon-possessed lawyers back the f#$K off and don't even think of suing me (you wont get anything anyway)
Summery: After the First assassination attempts a new law is passed an example is made…
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Chapter 2 : So it begins, Kakashi Example!
In a stroke of bad luck it only took three days after the Kyuubi was sealed for the assassinations to begin.
The first was from a civilian woman with a regular steak knife and ended up putting her skills against three of the greatest ninjas Konoha had to offer, and it's no wonder why she failed…
The only miracle was the stupid woman wasn't dead, especially when Tsunade tried to put her near demonic strength to 'good' use and her good use was tearing the woman into two for attempting to kill Naruto. All she did was barely hit the boy with her knife, after that she was subjected to a few brutal punches from Tsunade, a hell driven illusion from Jiraiya, and then launched out of the house by a thousand years of pain (with an exploding kunai) from Kakashi. It really was a miracle she was alive, Needless to say all the attempts ended for a few days.
The next people were by two ninjas, a
Hyuuga and an Uchiha... lets just leave it at both were never heard
from again. It was after the two-clan members attacked that the Third
Hokage (who is now leader of Konoha again) placed an imperial decree
on top of the old law,
"Whoever called or compared Naruto to
the Kyuubi, attacked him or assisted in harming him was to be dealt
with by the Hokage, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Kakashi, or when he was proper
age Naruto himself."
The result was set in an instant, a
riot almost formed by cries of a villager who said that the Hokage
should destroy the 'demon brat' not protect it...
Someone was needed to prove they weren't joking about getting dealt with by Naruto's new family.
In one swift movement Kakashi jumped off the balcony of the Hokage tower and he pulled out five kunai and stapled the man to the wall of the Hokage tower, but as the villagers gasped standing there it was obvious to the people who were watching that Kakashi was nowhere near done.
"LORD HOKAGE, LEND ME THE FORRBIDDEN SCROLL OF SEALS FOR I CAN SET AN EXAMPLE!"
Those words alone was a shock to everyone. It was long known that the cursed scroll held all of Konoha most powerful and devastating techniques, all most all of them strictly forbidden but to use but some to use on another human being was cruel. Kakashi request was a surprise but not as nearly as surprising when the Sandaime (Third) Hokage walked into his office, pulled out the scroll and held it up for everyone to see… as he dropped it right into Kakashi hands. With another shocked gasp from the crowd Kakashi pulled open the scroll plainly looking for something. After five minutes of searching, while the crowd still watched on in horror, Kakashi starting performing hand seals faster than any ninja before him. The man who had opened his mouth and called Naruto a demon brat was now completely regretting it... and all because of the look in Kakashi eye. And with the final seal of "Tori!" Kakashi raised his right arm like he was about to put a Chidori, but instead of lightning and the usual call of chidori Kakashi instead called out
"Hidden Kinjutsu: Kokoro Taisou No jutsu!"(Secret Forbidden Technique: Spirit's Imperial Graveyard)
The results were… messy... the
crowd of villagers watched as Kakashi's ocean blue chakra shot out
of his right hand grabbed the man and ripped him off the wall. (AN:
the kunai that stapled him down didn't come out...ouch...) And then
the worst part of the technique occurred… Kakashi's blue chakra
burned the man and held him in the air, while Kakashi held up his
left arm and a arm of yellow chakra shot into the man and pulled out
what looked a spirit, along with a huge chunk of his stomach. The man
had only enough life in him to a spirit pulled out of him and said
"Shit…" before he was dropped to the ground and burst into a
blue flame in between Kakashi and the crowd of villagers, most of
which probably shitted themselves, The Copy Ninja just glared at the
villagers before saying,
"That is my punishment for those that
DARE to harm my family!"
After that little statement it was no surprise when the villagers took off...
Ever since that day the Forbidden Scroll has been under the watchful eyes of the remaining Sennin and Kohonha's Copy Ninja. But even Kakashi brutal example couldn't stop the villagers and there hatred of Naruto. It would be years before they would try again but nothing stopped the self appointed 'family' from loving Naruto. They also gave Naruto training, turning him to be one of the best ninjas ever...
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TIME SKIP TWO YEARS LATER...
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"LOOK MOM I FINISED THE JUTSU!"
Yelled a young barely two year old Naruto complete with a smile and
a... Tail!
"Well my little fox," Tsunade said to
adoptive son "what would you like a a reward?" the answer
was...
"RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN,RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN, and RAMEN!"
Even though he was only two and 5 days old he had already learned quite a few tricks, from Tree Climbing, to his 'Father' Jiraiya own invisibility jutsu the "toton no jutsu" (transparent escape technique) though Naruto wasn't aloud to use the jutsu unless someone was trying to hurt him. To this day Naruto was especially proud because he mastered a new jutsu his 'mom', Tsunade gave him the Bunshin Jutsu to help him avoid the villagers in times of need.
Now you might ask yourself how a two year old would be learning chakra control and jutsu's much less talking. (And the tail) It all started when Tsunade performed a check-up on Baby Naruto and discovered how screwed up his chakra control was. After that they tried many deferent things to get it to even out, the best they could do was to put a genesis seal (the seal on Tsunade forehead) on Naruto to filter out the extra chakra but after a while the seal could only filter so much. The only solution left was to ask the Third for advice.
"Have you checked the seal?"
Ironically enough it was the only
thing that they hadn't thought of, while Kakashi had the good graces
to look inconspicuous Jiraiya was laughing his ass off,
"So
much for the genius copy ninja!" And with that, Kakashi the man
of a thousand jutsu and creator of the infamous Chidori stood in the
middle of Hokage office embarrassed while his role models laughed at
him (AN: realize that Kakashi is only 18 in my fic and is still able
to be embarrassed)
From there it was a simple matter for Kakashi (They tricked him into going) to try to negotiate with the Kyuubi by entering Naruto mind using the Shintenshin no jutsu, while Jiraiya changed the seal. As usual the plan was easier said then done...
As soon as Kakashi entered Naruto mind all hell broke loose. First Kakashi had to dodge constant assaults from Kyuubi chakra in Naruto mind, while in the real world Kyuubi used Kakashi intrusion to let loose a bit of its essence which started to degrade the seal, it all became a rush against time as Jiraiya and the Third worked there fastest to hold the seal at bay while Tsunade healed any injury's the group received from Naruto thrashing about.
In Naruto mind however Kakashi had discovered a new definition for the word hell. Hell was dodging constant chakra enforced claws all while trying to get a blood thirsty demon to calm down enough to strike a deal...
(Five energy draining hours later)
Kakashi was trying to catch his
breath, after all most would be dead after dodging chakra claws for
hours on end."WELL MORTAL DO YOU HAVE A DEAL TO MAKE OR
WHAT?"
Deals with devils often go bad for the humans but he
had no choice,
"Yes..."
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well theres another chapter down but still no help from you people...
also give me ideas for what to have as a deal...and dont worry Im not going to have this as a godlike naruto story but he will be powerful...now please read and review!
also by presistance from my friends this is going to be a harem fic but I havent desided who to put with naruto so I will leave it to my readers.
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JoseSkinner: I thought he died so I
stoped giving fixes. Now that he is alive I'm sending the files agan.
Arg my spell checker died... took me forever to fix it, had the old
verson of Open Office... He forgot a LOT of caps. Since Kakashi new
evil move was so like Chidori he didn't have to train with the Jutsu.
I added a clifhanger too! I don't know why though...
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