Title: A cursed Fox

Disclaimer: this story was created by me and my friends for fun and laughs not for money or profits…so any and all blood sucking demon-possessed lawyers back the f$K off and don't even think of suing me (you wont get anything anyway) Also most Jutsu in this story are from naruto only a few werre create and designed by me. If you want the jutsu ask or I will go kyuubi on you...

Summery: Kakashi makes a deal with the daughter of the devil and naruto finds his first book:Icha Icha paradise...

Chapter 3: the first of many...

"WELL MORTAL DO WE HAVE A DEAL TO MAKE OR WHAT?"

Normally when your asked a question like that you assume it's just another person out on an ego trip and it is safe to ignore them but when its a ten-thousand year old demon (as far as he knows) who would rather harvest your soul with a dull butter knife than listen, you kind of have to be more respectful, or just hope said Demon doesn't have a butter knife... in her mind cell...

"Y-yes Kyuubi-Sama though could you seem l-less scary please..."

It was an embarrassing request but if Kyuubi didn't tone down the killing intent Kakashi was literally going to kill himself. He had no idea the kinds of hell he set himself up for until he saw the cloud of mist generated by the Kyuubi...

It was one thing to be making a deal with a Lord of Hell but dealing with a Lady of Hell is another... No it was not a surprise to Kakashi that the Fox Demon Kyuubi gave of such an aura of power, or a thick mist of fear, but when the Kyuubi no Yoko transfered into her human form Kakashi jaw dropped to the floor. (and some how his masked stayed on) The mist from the transformation cleared Kyuubi stood before Kakashi, as a beautiful redheaded woman who looked like she couldn't have been older than sixteen. Her eyes were a cute light red shade nearing pink but with an inner wisdom that spoke volumes of the soul behind them. Her body was indescribable and perfect in almost every way, she was thin but didn't look like she was going to snap like a twig. She had tight muscled like an athletes, but she had curves that made a S look like a straight line. Basically she had a body most men would kill for their girlfriends to have... and even the thick headed Naruto couldn't miss one very important detail she was completely naked, only hidden by some clouds. It only took an innocent yet curious look from Kyuubi before Kakashi nose started to bleed but when she practically moaned,

"Do I look alright now Kakashi-sama?"

Kakashi nose started gushing out torrents of blood though the mask, faster than a fire hose knocking him out cold in less than 2 seconds...

Kakashi in his many years of being a ninja has been knocked out in many different reasons but this was the first time that he was knocked out without being touched. It didn't help much that he was woken up by two sets of laughter one came from the same young girl that knocked him out and the other came from a young boy he knew to well...

"Damn... stupid fox girl..."

The fox girl in question (now dressed in a violet kimono that would still cause most men to die of blood loss.) was still laughing her ass of at Kakashi misfortune,

"I'm sorry Kakashi-Sama was I too much to handle?"

She used the same naughty tone as before which nearly caused Kakashi to loose it again but the years spent reading Make-Out Paradise payed off as it prevented him from fainting of blood loss... agan. A cute yet innocent voice cut in between them "Kyuubi-chan".

Kakashi turned to see who cut him off only to see a version of Naruto that had to be at least three years older than Tsunades two-year old that he left in the real world...

"What the hel..."Kakashi started.

"HEY NO SWEARING AROUND THE CHILD" was how Kyuubi finished.

"What do you mean child that can't be Naruto he has to be around seven!" Kyuubi just dished out a seductive grin that had Kakashi blushing .

"Nope, I've been messing around with a few things, his mind is around just that a seven year old... going to make any girl that gets him happy too."

Once again blushed, and Kakashi showed his mastery of one too two word sentences by asking "...but why?"

"Easy, he has a kind heart and suffers too much for one so young..." "Her words were kind and soft almost like... she regretted his pain. Kakashi visible eye only widened at the thought but what he said was almost the opposite...

"Why would you care? Are you not the demon fox who nearly destroyed Kohonha?" And without meaning it Kakashi words came out cold and hard. (Does he want to die?)

"Would it help at all if I said I had a good excuse?"

"Sure... what could possibly cause you to want to destroy Kohonha?"

As soon as it was Kyuubi turn to speak she lowered her head blushing madly and mumbled something, no one but the mental image of Naruto standing next to her could hear.

"What was that?"

Kyuubi just blushed harder before practically screaming "ALRIGHT I WAS P.M.S.-ING ALRIGHT, YOU HAPPY NOW!"... needless to say this caused an embarrassed Demon Lord and a shocked Copy Ninja to have a moment of silence... Which was broken by the inner Naruto to be the loud version that all of us know (and many girls will love) and say in a loud but innocent tone,

"Hey Kakashi-nii-san whats P.M.S.-ing?"

"Umm... All right new subject..."

After about five minutes of silence, Kyuubi was the first to break it,

"So what are you doing in here anyway?" Kakashi was kinda surprised that he didn't remember, then again finding out that a demon nearly trampled your home town because of a mood swing would do that to you.

"I came in her to help negotiate, so you will stop disrupting Naruto chakra." Kyuubi just stared

"Thats the problem, what not give Naruto and what to give to Naruto, demon powers, or speed up his age, or give him an other cool power?"

Kakashi again was shocked that he didn't consider such possibility "I wasn't thinking about that..."

Kyuubi just muttered something that sounded suspiciously like "Stupid Rookie ninja couldn't find his as..." but before she could finish her muttering Inner Naruto cut in Again

"Wait Kyuubi-chan you could give me cool powers?"

"Yes, but it might hurt you a bit..."

"So a future Hokage has to be use to pain!" (doesn't this sound familiar)

But before anything rash could be done Kakashi cut in "Wait a minute, what would you want in payment?"

Kyuubi looked thoughtful for a split second,

"I want a bit more freedom, for that I will give him his chakra control and a tail based absolute defense, and I mean Naruto will get a summoning seal to get me out of the seal."

"WHAT! You can't do that!" Kakashi regretted that as soon as it came out of his mouth...

"Yes I WILL and he will get my healing powers and ability that includes jutsu. Naruto-kun will be my mate too."

God dont you hate cliffhangers?
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JoseSkinner: It's the beta person again. I love this. He found the best reason for Kyuubi to attack. SO MANY SPELLING ERRORS! AHHHHH. Really it is scary. I hope there is more details about why he could be a 'mate'... Is Kyuubi Emo? I fixed it. Before Kakashi was like, your giving Naruto a tail? Okay. Making him a half-demon? Alright. Until I beta chapter 4 it may have the error there.

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