Title: A cursed Fox
Disclaimer: this story was created by me and my friends for fun and laughs not for money or profits…so any and all blood sucking demon-possessed lawyers back the f$#K off and don't even think of suing me (you wont get anything anyway) Also most Jutsu in this story are from Naruto only a few were created and designed by me.
Author Note: All right... I'm honestly struggling with everything and this is just my second day of writing... thank god I have a vacation in a few days.. Anyway I'm just going with the flow for this story and lets make a few things clear 1. I SUCK AT DIALOGUE. I admit it all right So sue me (don't really I don't think you'll get more than a pen) 2. Thing on the list THIS IS A Harem Fic...I'm still trying to decide who to put in it but so far its just Kyu-chan. but no Yoai, Naru/Hina, or Naru/Tsunade Like I said before I have plans for them...
And as an added note to those annoying people who kept saying crap about how I suck... I SAY I MIGHT SUCK BUT YOU BASTARDS SUCK SWALLOW CHOKE GAG AND LOVE IT!
Sorry to my loyal fans who had to hear that but I am getting tired of hearing people complain...helpful advice is good, but to just hear people say you suck is a pain in the ass.
Summery: The deal Is struck Naruto fate seal And both Kakashi and Jiraiya are introduced to the devastating Konochi bitch slap of Rage!
Chapter 4: Jiraiya's mistake
"Yeah, in echange for my healing power and abilities that includes jutsu Naruto-kun will be my mate." At First Kakashi didn't believe his ears "Do you mind repeating that?" "I will put it simply...you want Naruto-kun stronger... I Just want him...equivalent exchange...Don't you think?" Once again Kakashi was stunned "Umm...isn't he a little...young for you?" "I don't care about his age If I wanted to I could just tweak his body A little to give him an age boost." Kakashi couldn't think of a counter to that one "Fine then, Lets just let Naruto decide if he wants to be yours..."
They turned to face the inner Naruto who was...out cold. At first they tried shaking him to wake him up. Didn't work... then Kakashi punched him out of annoyance. Still didn't work. "WAKE UP NARUTO!" no response "WILL YOU WAKE YOUR LAZY ASS UP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE CHIBI FOX!" Yeah Kakashi is just plain annoyed and impatient recently...must be his time of the month... "Alright my turn," Said Kyu-chan "Naruto-kun look...FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT RAMEN!" The result was Instant Naruto shot up looking around and running faster than the yellow flash looking for his favorite dish... Unfortunately for Kakashi he was in the way of Naruto and was tackled into the floor... "WHERE IS THE RAMEN?" simple-minded isn't he? "Naruto-kun..." Naruto's attention shifted to the redhead "what Kyu-chan?" "There is no ramen."
Naruto looked as though someone had told him he had willingly slept with Michael Jackson at a Christmas party...the look was priceless...
"Kakashi-nii-san she's kidding right I mean there has to be ramen?" Kakashi just did the one eye smile he is known for "Nope, no ramen here." Naruto once again put on the shocked look. "Its alright Naruto-kun I have something better than ramen..." "Kyu-chan your lying nothing is better than Ramen..." but before Kyuubi could keep drawing him in Kakashi cut in "Naruto, Ever want a girlfriend?" Naruto just scrunched up his face before saying "NO WAY girls are gross!" yep definitely still a little kid..."well Naruto if you become Kyu-chans boyfriend she will give you cool ninja powers..." Naruto's face lit up just like a Christmas tree "Really?" "Really" Now a chibi version of Naruto was jumping around "I'm going to be a super Hero!" Kakashi just turned to Kyuubi "how the hell does he keep changing his form in here?" Her simple answer was "His mind, He's god." Surprisingly enough Kakashi Just shrugged "I think my job is finished, And I am too confused if it isn't... so how do I get out of here?" Instead of answering Kyu-chan just said "This Is gonna hurt!" Kyu-chan then screamed
"ANTI PERVERT TECHNIQUE: KONOCHI BITCH SLAP OF RAGE!"
There is only one way to describe that... Owww... When Kakashi woke up he was back in the real world... but with a little gift he still had a red handprint over his face from where Kyu-chan bitch slapped him...One of the first things he noticed was how It was dark out. the second thing he noticed was that Tsunade and Jiraiya Were asleep holding each other. "I gotta remember that for later..." he muttered... then he looked at Naruto was now holding his own..."TAIL!" Kakashi's startled yell caused three things to happen. First was Tsunade waking up to find Jiraiya using her chest as a pillow, second was Jiraiya waking up just in time to find Tsunade punching him threw the wall and probably across town... oh well she knew from experience that he's lived threw worse...
"Oh, Kakashi your back! What the hell happened?" "Tsunade sit down And I will explain everything..." And so began an annoying flashback and a thoroughly embarrassed Kakashi.
25 Minutes later
"Wow, So Kohona was Nearly destroyed just because a demoness had a mood swing?" "Yes Jiraiya" "and now we have a demoness daughter in law?" asked Tsunade "Isn't that with every marriage?" "Shut up Jiraiya or you wont have the 'parts' To enjoy the bathhouses!" Kakashi flinched before responding. "The Deal was that as long as Naruto is Kyuubi's mate he gets her powers and techniques so, lets hope they don't have a lovers spat..." "Alright then lets make a summoning seal on his arm so the deal is complete..." It was Kind of obvious that Tsunade wasn't happy about the fox having an interest in her son...but its not like she could do anything. Once again as though God himself didn't think that the Sennin and copy ninja have had enough, as soon as they turned around only to find their son/brother In the arms of a redhead That Kakashi was all too intimidated by. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH NARUTO?" Tsunade screeched "Jeez Grandma be quiet before you wake him..." the redhead replied still holding Naruto "Alright Fine," said Tsunade trying to reign in her temper "who are you, how did you get here, and what makes you think that you can hold Naruto like that?" The redhead shrugged and sighed before saying, "To answer in order I'm the Kyuubi No Yoko, strongest of the biju nine, ruler of the nine levels of hell, but you can call me Kyu-Chan. As to how I got here I created my own summoning seal that lets me out whenever I want. Since you old people were taking too long, and I think I can hold Naruto anyway I want because I am his Future Wife." They couldn't say anything but the three listing to Kyuubi sure as hell was thinking a lot. "I must resist parental urge to Kill her" Yep that's Tsunade. "GODS OF PERVERSION I THANK YOU, I HAVE FOUND THE NEW COVER GIRL OF ICHA ICHA PARADISE!" yeah I think you can guess that one...stupid Ero-sannin. "Well at least she hasn't hit me yet..." thought Kakashi.
And despite the fact that I said they were all speechless Jiraiya was the first to open his mouth and quick to regret it "Umm...excuse me Kyu-chan I was wondering if you would mind doing some modeling work for me?" Now Kyuubi wasn't stupid but it didn't mean she didn't know a pervert when she heard him..."What type of modeling?" she asked in a sweet tone with an underline of venom "For my newest issue of Icha Icha Paradise of course!" "NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! I WOULD ONLY POSE IN THAT WAY FOR NARUTO-KUN!" and for the second time that day Kyu-chan reeled back her arm and...
"ANTI PERVERT SUPREAME TECHNIQUE: A THOUSAND YEARS KONOCHI BITCH SLAP OF RAGE!"
If you thought the last one was bad. This version is hell as soon as the first of a thousand bitch slaps hit him he started to ricochet all over Kohona, and it didn't help much that Kyu-chan followed all the way continuously bitch slapping him every time he slowed down...
Jiraiya was found the next morning in front of the Kohona hospital with almost every bone broken and red hand prints all over his Face. Plus to make things worse he was stuck in the hospital for about three months...
Next chapter there will be another time skip and Naruto meets a new friend and gets his first crush and Naruto gets a new Jutsu... the sukoshi kyuchiose no jutsu
Also if you can guess who I'm going to put in as Naruto's first crush you can pick out a new gag scene for the story
Please read and review...
And as for the votes... there will be only 4 girls in the Harem
Kyuubi 7
Ino 3
Sakura 3
Temari 6
Oc 2
everyone else 2
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