Title: A cursed Fox
Disclaimer: I think by now I have made it perfectly clear that I don't own Naruto most of the jutsu or anything else for that matter
Summery: It's the End of the academy and it marks the beginning of Naruto's dating streak...I mean... ninja career...
Chapter 5: The Snake woman, mind walker, and cherry blossom?
For story purposes the story line got a Six-year increase to the week of academy graduation
"DAMNIT NARUTO!" Yelled Kakashi "I KILL YOU FOR THIS!" Didn't the last chapter start of this way? It was the week of graduation but still Naruto insisted on pulling pranks... it didn't really matter he was still 3rd best in his class... But right now he was too busy laughing his ass of at his brother Kakashi, who has an image seal on him that made him look like Naruto... It didn't help much that Naruto threw him into one of his fan clubs... the male branch... "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING THE LAST OF MY RAMEN!" Word to the not so wise don't touch Naruto's ramen or risk gay fan clubs. Literally. That being said Naruto did what he did best went to the ninja academy and just to piss off the emo-teme. Somehow a contest started between them to see who had the better group of fangirls Sasuke was crushed on all counts. Naruto's fan following had better numbers and better members. Sasuke was currently having to fight the fact that 70 Percent of his fans were gay or pedophiles, including the snake fag Orochimaru who was both.
I will just take a quick moment to say "I KNEW IT THE SNAKE FREAK WAS GAY! Anyone that obsessed with getting the emo-teme's body in any way has to be gay!"
(Hem, hem) now that that is over with back to the story. It was the day of the Kohona ninja academy graduation exam ... and as usual Naruto was late "Damn, Kakashi-nii-san must be rubbing off on me..." Naruto paused performed a hand seal and "Shunshin no jutsu!" teleported into the girls bathroom of the academy. "Dammit, Am I ever going to master that f#$King Jutsu?" He yelled as he dodged shoes, kunai and the occasional Fangirl with chains... with the last one Naruto could only think "Kinky" and gave the fox grin just before walking into the classroom and his most obsessive Fangirl...
"Sakura Haruno...wait a minute..." Then Naruto could only think "oh...shit...please god no..." It was then up in heaven god looked down at Naruto and started laughing... Poor, poor, Naruto... "Naruto-kun!" her voice sounded like the music of a thousand violins... being scraped across a chalkboard... Naruto's voice was filled with false cheer "Sakura-chan," He said in the same hormone active tone that Kyu-chan used on Kakashi "I Missed you... So badly..." with just the way those words were said, Sakura Felt chills run up and down her spine. Naruto was surprised she didn't pass out "Well how about this..."He did the most unexpected thing possible, he winked at her...and she screamed and passed out all because of perverted Fangirl fancies. "Too easy..." Naruto whipped up another Kage Bunshin who carried her back to her seat... after that the Kage Bunshin committed suicide (samurai style) to give his existence some honor... After the shadow clones honorable puff into smoke Iruka walked in. "Alright settle down class when I call your name head into the next classroom for your tests to become genin." The test went the same as before except when Naruto's name was called it wasn't Iruka who called it was the third. "Grandpa!" yeah for some strange reason Naruto had adopted the third as his replacement grandfather. "Naruto I will be testing you on all of your ninjutsu outside." (Naruto's classmates ran to the window to watch the upcoming show) Now it wasn't as if he was scared of the test itself ... Naruto was scared of his grandfather and what the test He made involved...
"First off," started Sarutobi (I finally remembered his name!) "I will test you on your evasion skills." The third pulled out a single shuriken. "What are you going to do with that?" Sarutobi's response was to throw the shuriken, form the seal of the tiger with one hand, Yelled "KAGE SHURIKEN NO JUTSU!" and watched as one shuriken became thousands and watched as Naruto dodged every one of them cursing and swearing the entire time. By now Naruto's classmates were watching Naruto's test from the classroom most were making bets and cheering on Naruto. After two minutes of dodging the third gave an evil grin and asked, "Ready for more?" Naruto being Naruto "BRING IT ON OLD MAN!"
He wasn't ready and you will see why...
"Naruto for your next challenge you must summon Kyuubi in her human form." "But why?" Sarutobi gave a grin that promised hell... "You want to pass or not?" As quick as he could Naruto pulled up his left sleeve, revealing a seal with the kanji for fox on his arm, then he bit his thumb and wiped the blood and called out "Kuchiyose: Kyu-chan!" and in and instant Naruto's trouble causing future wife was there, this time In jean shorts and a red wife beater that said I LOVE NARUTO-KUN in bold. (Naruto-Kun shirts are sold by Naruto fangirls everywhere) "Hiya grandpa! Where's Naruto-kun?" Sarutobi just laughed "your standing on him..." and she was...and he wasn't breathing..."NARUTO-KUN!" She screamed. Today just wasn't the fox boy's day. After a few minutes of apology and Naruto getting air into his lungs, Sarutobi walked over and whispered something in Kyu-Chan's Ear. The fox grin on her face was not a good sign. "Naruto, your next test is the one of self control... Kyu-chan if you please..." Kyu-chan stood up and put her hands in a familiar seal
"Kinnikuyoku no Jutsu!" (Forbidden lust technique)
Naruto knew what the jutsu did and what the test was. For the test he had to hold back his anger and control his emotions. It wasn't going to be easy as almost every Boy and man in Kohona between the ages of 12- 40 showed up and started to flirt with His Kyu-chan... Sarutobi was standing with a female Anbu squad incase things got messy... Naruto only had to last Five minutes...
four minutes left... The guys were still flirting with Kyu-chan….
"I will hold my temper, I will hold my temper, I will hold my temper, I will hold my temper..."
Three minutes left... A few of the guys just asked her out…
I will hold my temper, I will hold my temper, I will not hurt them, I will not hurt them..."
Two minutes left... One soon to be dead idiot put his arm around Kyu-chan….
" I will not kill them, I will not kill them, I will not kill them, I will not kill them..."
ONE MINUTE LEFT... Another Idiot tested his daring… and kissed HIS Kyu-chan
"They will not escape once this test ends..." (I say... Oh shit...)
I don't think I have to say it but all hell broke loose when Sarutobi said "Congratulations Naruto you made it!" as the last word was out of Sarutobi's mouth Naruto shot off like a bullet. Drop kicking the guy who kissed Kyuubi, he nearly killed him instead he just broke his back in three places, and then Naruto did a spinning kick with his other leg knocking seven of the soon-to-be-dead fools to the ground. Then Naruto's hands formed into a seal while his eyes burned with fire only seen in Hell and called out…
"YONSEN SHUNSHIN KAGAI!" (4000 hit body flicker assault)
All anyone saw was a streak of yellow, red, and black shoot between each of the guys and with one hit sent them flying into the air, It didn't matter that most of them were ninja. And the worse was yet to come... Naruto put his hands together "Kage Bunshin No jutsu!" a single clone shot under each one of the rapidly falling targets and in unison jumped up and punched their targets sending them flying back into the air "SHI-" Each clone grabbed the target's legs and launched them higher "NI-" the Naruto's used a boost of chakra to shoot higher And then shot like a rocket in unison into each person's gut "Gami" and like a stone everyone of them shot to the ground Creating a crater at least three feet deep...then The Naruto's jumped up and did a heel kick into every guy's face..."RENDEN!" (Shinigami rendan- death god combo)
The end result... the academy training ground was completely totaled, covered with blood, with huge holes in the ground, and lets not forget the few hundred or so men that now needed extensive medical treatment. Naruto looked around and saw the destruction he caused...
"Oops? my bad!"
Kyuubi was on the verge of laughing "Looks like someone's a little jealous." "I AM NOT JEALIOUS!" Everyone who watched Naruto's 'little' rage induced ass kicking had different thoughts. The guys were making mental notes not to EVER piss Naruto off or flirt with his girlfriends. While the girls including the ANBU who were supposed to hold him back were all thinking "Why can I find a guy that would do that for me?"
It was after that that a good chunk of Kohona's female Ninja joined his fanclub... Hell he was all ready one of the most wanted guys in Kohona... to bad many would not get a chance...
As soon as the third snapped back to reality he said "Okay you pass..." Naruto thought something was off. "Wait, what about ninjutsu?" "You honestly think I need to test you on ninjutsu after this?" Naruto stood there looking Sheepish "yeah...I guess...heh, heh, heh..." Sarutobi Just sighed and tossed Naruto a silver forehead protector with the leaf symbol traced in gold "because of this I need sake, lots and lots of sake... just make sure you get her tomorrow for the teams alright Naruto?" Said Fox boy was now running off to his House with his favorite and only Kyu-chan to celebrate.
That night…
"SENPAI!" someone yelled. Yeah, it is a party. "SAKE IS ON ME!" Jiraiya Yelled. Yeah, Jiraiya had the smart Idea of throwing Naruto a drinking party for graduating from the academy. They had everything drinks, food, hell Jiraiya rented out the Best Bar for ninja's in Kohona 'the Kage Kunai' the only thing that wasn't at the party was the male branch of Naruto's fanclub chain (Naruto made sure of that) and strippers. (Tsunade made absolutely sure of that…) However due to a number of complaints most of Naruto's still growing fanclub (a branch opened in sand, mist, and sound) the fangirls got invited. Even with his god-like stamina he could only keep dancing for so long…. After the 153rd dance he was almost completely out of energy and Chakra. Until Jiraiya had the smart Idea of giving Naruto a soldier pill. He was pissed but had the energy for round two… He was so screwed, he had had only five drinks of sake so far but after this party he would need a whole lot more…..
The Next morning….
Naruto woke up with an skull-splitting headache….. "God now I know what A hangover feels like…" Naruto trailed off. the only part of his body that was aching was his head. For some strange reason his bed seamed more comfortable…It didn't matter to him that his pillow seemed to be warm and moving? Since he was comfortable he just laid there stretching…. until he felt something soft and round…. With his eyes still closed He squeezed the round thing only to hear a soft moan. (anyone want to take a guess what it is?) His eyes shot open what the he looked down his head had been laying on his Kyu-Chan's stomach he felt relieved about that until he looked around… there were three others in the room besides him and Kyu-chan. If possible Naruto's eyes shot to the size of dinner plates. As quick as he could he looked at the state of his clothes everyone in the room was at least wearing undergarments and the seal keeping his boxers was still on. (After a near successful attempt by fanboys to have their way with the fox boy, Naruto put a security seal on his boxers.) The girl next to Kyuubi had brown hair curled up into two buns…. And Naruto couldn't help but notice the lavender colored panties and bra… Next was a girl who he recognized from his academy class… "She Is a Fangirl and Sakura's best friend…. What's her name Ina? Rita?" The hangover wasn't helping Naruto think "INO! I slept with Ino, Some brown haired girl, and…" Naruto eyes tailed down to the girl at his feet. she had pink hair and red underwear…. "N-no I-it c-can't be…." Naruto mind was in the worst state of turmoil
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
His earth-shattering cry of absolute terror was heard all around Kohona waking everyone including the three girls in his bedroom. "What's wrong Naru-kun?" they asked in unison "Is this a dream?" Naruto asked "Does this feel like a dream to you ?" Kyu-chan asked, sliding beside her future mate and forcing him into a full-blown tongue war…. After five minutes they split apart both gasping for air. "Nightmare gone, now I'm in heaven…" Naruto said and fell back on his bed completely relaxed. Then He felt someone lay on his chest. Looking down he found himself looking into Sakura's emerald eyes. The stress was back full force as the brown haired girl and Ino lay next to him both pressing certain curves against him. "Okay I'm going to be completely honest with you three," he started "I have no Idea what happened last night…" Kyu-chan just giggled and said "Its okay Naruto-kun, I'll jog your memory." Kyu-chan formed a hand seal charged a bit of chakra and pressed her fingers to Naruto's forehead… He got back all of his memories now he wanted them gone… he could remember it all... At the party he had danced with them last, thenTentenand ino got the idea to go back to his place where they went pretty far but stopped short of going all the way… "Okay, now I remember everything and to be honest I had a lot of fun…" he realized how big of a mistake it was to say that when Sakura said "I guess that makes us your girlfriends now doesn't it?" Naruto was stunned for a few seconds before He did the only thing he could think of….
He fainted….
When Naruto woke up he had an hour to get to the team results…. Again He was a blur running around Kohona. Things only got worse when he got to the academy. Waiting for him there was two of his 'girlfriends' there wasn't any way things could get worse, right? "Team 11: Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Yamanaka Ino you Jounin instructor will be Mitarashi Anko." Iruka called out. Naruto sat in his seat stunned for one ten seconds before…
"WHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!"
He was in deep shit now…he had heard of her… the special Jounin who had the really bad habit and a reputationof being…'wild'.
It just got a whole lot worse. Considering she was standing no less than three feet away licking her lips and looking at Naruto like he was her next meal… He was so screwed. "GOD WHY ME!"
Now if Naruto had looked out the window he would have seen a cloud in the shape of a hand giving the finger.
Meanwhile Anko was addressing her new team "tomorrow the team meets for there first mission outside the Hokage's tower…" her voice was signaling the doom that was coming "But tonight were going to the best restaurant we can find and Naruto-Kun has agreed to pay!"
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get any better for Naruto…
Author:Another chapter down... and FYI the polls for the harem arn't closed just remember one rule of the ninja..."Look underneath the underneath..."
Editor: the story still sucks
Author: Begone virgin!
editor: Damnit you can't virgin curse people!
Author: I...AM...GOD!
God: No your not!
Author: HERITIC! (feeds god to kyuubi)
Editor:O-O y-you are insane!
Author: Proud of it!
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