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Team 7 Ninjas vs. Straw Hat Pirates

"Let's do this quickly then," said Zoro as he tied his dark green bandana over his green hair, and readied himself for battle.

"Yosh!" yelled out Naruto.

"Alright everybody, GO!"

With no time to spare, all the shadow doppelgangers rushed towards them with clenched fists ready to hit.

"Gomu Gomu GOO!" cried Luffy, rapidly punching out all the Narutos into puffs of smoke.

'What the . . . ?' thought Sasuke, bewildered at the straw hat guy's rapid punching speed.

"How is he doing that?" he asked.

"That's so strange. It's like he can detach his own bones," said Sakura, who had the same expression as Sasuke.

"Is that even a jutsu?"

At the same time, Sanji got into a handstand, and propelled his legs like a helicopter, kicking in the faces and stomachs of each clone.

"ONI KIRI!"

Zoro made a wicked slash, cutting through the last of the shadow clones. The real Naruto got caught in one of Luffy's punches, and collapsed from exhaustion.

"That was too easy," smirked Sanji, as he exhaled another swirl of smoke. But the small victory was short lived when Sanji received a strong kick to the face, the cigarette that was in his mouth flew off, as he was sent soaring across the other end of the harbor.

Don't speak too soon, Long Legs," said an arrogant voice that belonged to none other than Uchiha Sasuke.

"You still have me to deal with."

"Yay! Get him, Sasuke-kun!" cheered Sakura from the other end of the harbor.

'Hmph! Show-off!' thought Naruto bitterly, as he got up after all those lethal blows he received from the pirates.

"I still got some fight in me!" said Naruto as he steadied himself to stand properly.

"Hey, you with the stupid hat! I challenge you one-on-one! Can you take it?'

"Of course I can!" screamed Luffy excitedly, now pumped with energy.

"Show me what you got!"

Sakura watched helplessly as she saw her teammates choose their opponents. Which left her with . . .

"Hey, wait a minute . . .' thought Sakura with uneasiness

'That means, I have to fight the swordsman?'

Sakura warily glanced at the tall green swordsman as he caught her eye. His dark eyes were strong and resolute as stared down at her. The look in his eyes told her that he wasn't going to go easy on her at all. This is it, this is a real battle, and Sakura had no help this time from Naruto or Sasuke. She cursed Tsunade-Sensei for not teaching her how to fight yet, she was still an intermediate medic-nin. Her eyes widened in fear as the swordsman came towards her.

"I don't know who you guys are, but that 'scaredy-cat' act you're pulling won't work on me. I know you got some hidden power in you, like your friends. But I'm not going to take any chances to find out what they are," said the swordsman warily. The white sword gleamed dangerously in his mouth, as did the other two swords in his hands. Sakura quickly went in defense mode, with a kunai in front.

"Don't come any closer!" she called out, trying to sound brave. But the swordsman didn't listen.

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Sasuke and Sanji stood their ground across from each other. Sanji stared down at Sasuke with his hands in his pockets, and a newly lit cigarette in his mouth. Sasuke was already in fighting stance, ready to start.

"Let's go!" yelled the dark-haired boy as he charged towards the tall cook.

"Alright then, punk," replied Sanji coolly.

Just as Sasuke got close enough, Sanji lunged at him with a straightforward kick, Sasuke easily dodged it and threw a punch at Sanji's face, which he managed to block in time with his other leg, as he shoved Sasuke back with the powerful force of his foot.

'So, a close-combat type, huh? I got to keep my distance from those legs of his,' Sasuke strategized. He began to form the familiar hand seals.

"Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu!"

Sasuke let out another fireball at Sanji.

'Oh crap!' thought Sanji as he bounded away from the oncoming flames.

'How the hell is he doing that?'

He managed to get away just in time, for the fire nearly singed his suit. But it looked like the dark haired boy was about to do it again. Sanji observed as the boy was making strange movements with his hands.

'It's gotta be that weird "hand thing" he's doing.'

He had to let Luffy and Zoro know, so they can defeat them quickly. And after that, they can explore more of this country, feed Luffy, and he can spend some more time with the beautiful Nami.

"Hey you guys, don't let them use thier-!"

But Sanji's warning was cut short when another fire ball was coming toward him.

'Damn it! Not again!'

He ran quickly away from it, as he was trying to think of a another plan to defeat that kid, and to warn his comrades.

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Naruto was already having a hard time with Luffy. All his strange attacks were so strong, that the only thing Naruto could do was dodge until he could find a weak point.

"Gomu Gomu GOO!" yelled out Luffy, as he swung his fist behind him letting it stretch out, and quickly letting it come down at Naruto with immense speed. Naruto leaped out of the way just in time so that the elastic blow hit a bunch of crates behind him instead, shattering them into pieces.

"What the hell are you?" Screamed Naruto, finally taking notice of Luffy's strange ability when Luffy's arm reattached itself with a whipping snap.

"I'm a rubber man! My body is completely made out of rubber," said Luffy with a proud grin.

"R-rubber?" stuttered the puzzled Naruto. "B-but how-?"

"Less talking, more fighting! I'm really, really hungry!"

And with that, Luffy stretched out both his arms behind him, aiming to hit Naruto with a double-rubber fist.

"Now stand still," ordered Luffy.

"Kage Bunshin NO Jutsu!"

Another puff of smoke, and Luffy was surrounded by another bunch of Narutos.

"Whooa! All you guys are really interesting!" exclaimed Luffy wildly, with his arms still stretching out.

"Everyone!" Naruto called out to all his shadow clones.

"DOG PIIILLLE!"

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Sakura stood her ground while the swordsman came toward her, her eyes still on his movement.

'What am I going to do?' she thought worriedly.

'Oh please, somebody help me . . .'

Then in an instant, the swordsman charged towards her in great speed, with two of his swords aiming at her like bull horns.

"Ushibari!" he yelled. Sakura readied herself for the blow, even though she wasn't ready at all. As Zoro was about to impale the young girl, someone intervened.

"What the . . . ?"

Zoro eyes widened in surprise, as he made impact to who ever it was in front of him. He thought he hit someone, only to find out that he hit something instead. He hurriedly pulled himself to a stop, only to face an impaled tree log. Zoro became confused, that girl was just in front of him just a second ago.

"Are you alright, Sakura?"

A different voice had entered the battlefield. Zoro whirled around behind him to find the owner of the voice, and there he spotted a man with silver hair and a mask, crouched in front of the scared pink-haired girl.

"Hey!" Zoro called out, pointing his right hand sword threateningly at the masked man.

"Who the hell are you? She's my opponent!"

The man got up from crouching position with his hands in his pockets, and turn to glare at Zoro with his one visible eye.

"I am Hatake Kakashi, and no she is not," he said, his voice stern yet casual.

"But if you really want to fight someone, then your opponent is me."

It didn't take long for Zoro to consider the change. He seemed happier to get a stronger looking adversary.

"Heh, fine with me," he said, and set himself in fighting stance.

Kakashi turned to the trembling kunoichi, giving her a reassuring look though his eye.

"It's alright Sakura-chan. Don't feel bad, you will get strong in time." he said cheerfully.

"Now you should go help the boys, I think Naruto could use some of that healing jutsu."

Sakura looked up and gave her sensei and appreciative nod, and made a quick dash to where Naruto and Sasuke were fighting. Kakashi turned back to the man with the three swords.

"Now, since you know my name. I think it would be proper if I asked for yours?" said Kakashi, as he reached for something inside his shuriken pouch. Zoro kept a wary eye on Kakashi's rummaging hand as he replied.

"I am Roronoa Zoro, and my goal is to become an Invincible Swordsm-! Is that a book?"

Kakashi flipped a few pages from the flashy orange paperback, before looking back up at the startled swordsman.

"I'm sorry, you were saying something?"

Zoro nearly fell over with shock, then became very incensed.

"Alright that's it, I've had enough of you!"

Zoro charged at Kakashi, both swords held up as he was just about to strike.

" Veinte Fleur!"

Suddenly, twenty arms sprang from the ground and from the torso of most of the fighters. Four of the hands grabbed Zoro's legs and arms, stopping him at mid-attack, and he was faced to face with the masked man. Two arms held on firmly to the Kakashi's legs, but he remained unperturbed of any changes of the situation ever since he took out his infamous Make-Out Paradise book. Zoro managed to get a closer look at the title, as he was already close enough to hug his opponent.

Luffy had six arms over him as he was desperately putting up a fight, but failed miserably when two of the six arms moved from the ground and onto his sides and tickled him mercilessly that he was laughing like a madman. Naruto and Sasuke were both stunned out of their wits to find four arms holding onto their arms and legs.

"What the hell is this?" shouted Naruto flabbergasted, as he was trying to wriggle himself free.

Sasuke's face was full of shock at the sight of a different pair of arms sticking right out of his body.

"Is this some kind of jutsu?" he asked.

Sakura came running towards them, but stopped short in fright at the sight of their condition.

"Wh-What is that?" she squealed in horror.

"It's Robin-san's special ability," answered Sanji with an affectionate sigh. His legs were held down by a pair of arms too.

"Special ability . . . Robin-san?"

Sanji pointed towards their ship. All three of the shocked chuunins looked to see where he was pointing. A tall dark woman with azure eyes was standing on the sheep-head bowsprit with her arms crossed over her chest.

"Nico Robin!" shouted Zoro angrily.

"What the hell is the meaning of this?"

Kakashi gave Zoro an annoyed look.

"Must you be so loud?" he asked.

"I'm trying to read here."

Zoro was so pissed off with his enemy. If it wasn't for Robin's interference, he would've slashed that book with his swords more severely than Kakashi.

"Nice job, Robin-San," said the young woman with orange hair.

"Anytime, Nami." said Robin just as she jumped off the bowsprit. Nami did the same, as well as Chopper and Usopp; who seemed to have recovered from his fall earlier, but his long nose was left askew. Sakura stared at the little blue nose reindeer with such curiosity.

Chopper noticed this at once, and quickly rushed to his behind Usopp's leg with a squeak.

"Hey Chopper, what's the matter?" inquired Usopp looking down at his furry comrade.

"Shut up, don't look at me!" whispered Chopper insistently.

Nami walked up to the young pink haired girl beside Sanji. Her brown eyes were stern and unyielding as she looked down at her.

"Now, would you like to tell me why you were fighting us?" Interrogated Nami.

"That's what I'd like to know," piped in Sanji, obviously trying to impress Nami.

"Yeah," interjected Usopp.

"I mean, don't you kids have anything better to do, than fighting with powerfully, ferocious, handsome and sexy pirates like us? OWW!"

"Hey I'm the one asking the questions here!" scolded Nami, after banging Usopp on the head, leaving him with a hideous red bump.

"It's not like we had a choice!" yelled Naruto, still struggling with Robin's special ability.

"You know," began Robin softly to Naruto, as she walked towards the resisting blonde. She lowered herself to meet at his eye level.

"The more you keep fighting like that, the more I'm tempted to kill you."

Naruto's eyes widened with alarm, and immediately stopped moving. He didn't feel so big anymore.

"But he's right," said Sakura.

"We didn't come here willingly. We were sent here on a mission by Hokage-Sama."

"A mission, huh?" said Nami rubbing her chin intently.

"What's a Hokage?" asked Usopp.

"Is that some kind of monster?"

Sakura chuckled.

"She would be, if you called her that," she laughed at the thought of a monstrous looking Tsunade with big booby crushing powers.

"Aaah, your laughter is like music to my ears," cried out Sanji with love in his eyes as he bent on his knees in front of Sakura, despite lack of movement of his legs with Robin's arms holding him down. Sakura's face turned into a bright shade of red.

"Oh . . .um . . . Th-thank you?" she said uncertainly. She gave a quick glance at Sasuke, hoping that he would be jealous. Unfortunately for her, he looked like he didn't even care. He was glaring intently at Nico Robin.

"Beautiful flower of my heart, may I have your name?"

Sanji delicately took Sakura's hand and was about to kiss it, until Nami punched him aside.

"Will you quit it?" fumed Nami.

"Aah, Nami-san is so beautiful when she's jealous," said Sanji in a daze of hearts.

"I'm not jealous. I just want to know what's going on here!"

"HELP! PIRATES! PIRATES ARE ATTACKING THE VILLAGE!"

A voice of a young man, crying out in a panic. Everyone turned to see him running towards them. Luffy stopped laughing, and even Kakashi looked up from his book. The man was covered in scratches and bruises, which meant that he fled after a harsh beating. Once he reached the mixed group, he collapsed on his knees, his breathing ragged.

"Pirates . . . North port . . . Please . . . Help . . ."

He collapsed from exhaustion. Kakashi sighed and put his book back in his pouch.

"It seems we were mistaken," he said calmly, looking over the tired civilian.

"Robin-san, was it?"

Kakashi looked at the direction of the dark haired woman.

"Do you mind letting us go?" he asked.

"We have work to do."

A/N: Hope you read it all. I'm already working on Ch. 3. Please review.