Galadriel: Mirror, mirror in the tower, don't I look like and elanor flower?

Mirror: thinks No.

Galadriel: No no no no no! Let's try again; Mirror, mirror about to be kilt, isn't this a wonderful tower I've built?

Mirror: looks worried, thinks Sauron did better.

Galadriel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! smashes mirror I think I'll go kill Frodo today. goes to Shire, knocks on Frodo's door

Sam: opens door No solicitors! shoves Galadriel onto Bill the Pony

Bill the Pony: rides away

Sauron: Hello, my lady. I'm still alive! Betcha didn't know that!

Galadriel: You can't have it! Go away! Shoo!

Ringwraith #1: It is my painful duty to chop off your head.

Ringwraith #2: Merely in the way of business, and no offense, I hope?

Ringwraith #3: Why should you get to? I will kill her.

Ringwraith #4: No, me! Me!

Ringwraith #5: I want the precioussssssss...

Ringwraith #6: I would do it, but I might get blood on my dress.

Ringwraith #7: I left my sword in Frodo's shoulder, and I can't afford a new one.

Ringwraith #8: Sauron doesn't pay us very well.

Ringwraith #9: Let's go on strike!

Ringwraiths: ride away, cackling madly

Sauron: Noooooooo! I need you! chases Ringwraiths Come back! Come baaaaaaaaaaack!

Galadriel: bursts into tears I miss my mirror! I think I'll go steal Angelica Baggins'. rides back to Shire, climbs in Angelica's window

Angelica: walks in Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiii! Heeeeeeelp!
faints

Galadriel: grabs mirror, jumps out window, mirror breaks

Sauron: We meet again!

Galadriel: Leave me alone!

Sauron: My lady, I beg of you a boon. gets on knees Help me find my Ringwraiths! I will give you whatever you desire!

Galadriel: All rigtht! Deal. You can make mirrors for me whenever I break mine. Let's go!

Sauron: Make mirrors! I don't know how to make mirrors!

Galadriel: Idiot.

Sauron: Uglymug.

Galadriel: At least I have a mug.

Sauron: sobs I want my mug!

Galadriel: Perhaps if you make mirrors for me I shall give you a mug.

Sauron: I love you!

Sauron and Galadriel set out upon a quest to find the missing wraiths. Galadriel missed her mirror very much, so Sauron asked everyone they met how to make a mirror, but everyone they met screamed, "It's an eye! Run!" But it was long before they saw any traces of the Ringwraiths.

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