Galadriel: Mirror, mirror in the tower, don't I look like and elanor flower?
Mirror: thinks No.
Galadriel: No no no no no! Let's try again; Mirror, mirror about to be kilt, isn't this a wonderful tower I've built?
Mirror: looks worried, thinks Sauron did better.
Galadriel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! smashes mirror I think I'll go kill Frodo today. goes to Shire, knocks on Frodo's door
Sam: opens door No solicitors! shoves Galadriel onto Bill the Pony
Bill the Pony: rides away
Sauron: Hello, my lady. I'm still alive! Betcha didn't know that!
Galadriel: You can't have it! Go away! Shoo!
Ringwraith #1: It is my painful duty to chop off your head.
Ringwraith #2: Merely in the way of business, and no offense, I hope?
Ringwraith #3: Why should you get to? I will kill her.
Ringwraith #4: No, me! Me!
Ringwraith #5: I want the precioussssssss...
Ringwraith #6: I would do it, but I might get blood on my dress.
Ringwraith #7: I left my sword in Frodo's shoulder, and I can't afford a new one.
Ringwraith #8: Sauron doesn't pay us very well.
Ringwraith #9: Let's go on strike!
Ringwraiths: ride away, cackling madly
Sauron: Noooooooo! I need you! chases Ringwraiths Come back! Come baaaaaaaaaaack!
Galadriel: bursts into tears I miss my mirror! I think I'll go steal Angelica Baggins'. rides back to Shire, climbs in Angelica's window
Angelica: walks in
Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiii! Heeeeeeelp!
faints
Galadriel: grabs mirror, jumps out window, mirror breaks
Sauron: We meet again!
Galadriel: Leave me alone!
Sauron: My lady, I beg of you a boon. gets on knees Help me find my Ringwraiths! I will give you whatever you desire!
Galadriel: All rigtht! Deal. You can make mirrors for me whenever I break mine. Let's go!
Sauron: Make mirrors! I don't know how to make mirrors!
Galadriel: Idiot.
Sauron: Uglymug.
Galadriel: At least I have a mug.
Sauron: sobs I want my mug!
Galadriel: Perhaps if you make mirrors for me I shall give you a mug.
Sauron: I love you!
Sauron and Galadriel set out upon a quest to find the missing wraiths. Galadriel missed her mirror very much, so Sauron asked everyone they met how to make a mirror, but everyone they met screamed, "It's an eye! Run!" But it was long before they saw any traces of the Ringwraiths.
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