A/N: I didn't write the song that #5 sings. It's by George Heap.
The Ringwraiths were very happy. They had left Sauron in the lurch at last, and Sauron not being very smart, they had gotten rather tired of him tagging along all the time. And sitting around a campfire eating very good hobbit mushrooms which they had stumbled across in their journeys, they were most content with their situation. Except for #7. He was the one with post-traumatic stress disorder. He was still afraid of fire. But as he stayed away from the camp in order to avoid it they didn't mind him much.
Ringwraith #5: singing Sauron had some little Rings…
Ringwraith #4: Shut up!
Ringwraith #5: They were very useful things…
Ringwraith #4: Unlike you. And you have a terrible singing voice.
Ringwraith #5: And he only wanted one to keep!
Ringwraith #4: What an idiot!
Ringwraith #5: But Isildur took the One…pauses, shrugs Just to have a little fun…
Ringwraith #1: Oh, yes. Getting killed is such fun, isn't it?
Ringwraith #5: Sauron's finger was inside it. What a creep!
Ringwraith #4: Just like you!
Ringwraith #5: I am not a creep!
Ringwraith #1: Of course not. You're just a wraith. Wraiths aren't creeps at all.
Ringwraith #5 stalks off into the woods to pout
Ringwraith #4: Some people! Go figure.
Ringwraith #6: You mean some wraiths.
Ringwraith #4: Picky, picky. Who cares?
Ringwraith #6: I do. And you should too.
Ringwraiths #4 & 6: stalk off into the woods to pout
Ringwraith #9: Sheesh!
Ringwraith #2: Please, it pains me to hear words that are not in the dictionary.
Ringwraith #9: It is in the dictionary.
Ringwraith #1: What a novel idea! "It" in the dictionary.
Ringwraith #9: I meant sheesh.
Ringwraith #8: Well, it shouldn't be! I don't believe you, anyway.
Ringwraith #9: stalks off into woods to pout, yells back over shoulder Go look it up, ya numbskulls!
Ringwraiths #2 & 6: stalk off into the woods to pout
Ringwraith #1: What are you looking at me like that for?
Ringwraith #3: I don't like being alone with ghosts.
Ringwraith #1: You must be afraid all the time.
Ringwraith #3: No, I'm afraid of ghosts. I am not a ghost. Am I?
Ringwraith #1: remains pointedly silent
Ringwraith #3: No! It's not true! Tell me it isn't true!
Ringwraith #1: continues to remain silent
Ringwraith #3: Nooooooooo! runs off into the woods to digest this information
Ringwraith #1: snickers, walks into the woods to laugh at his companions
TBC
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