My Inside the Offices of Sony chapter? It was clearly written too early.
Spoilers for Morbius.
Once again we go to the offices of Sony and the people in charge of Sony's Spider-Man Universe; this time after the much delayed Morbius movie had finally been released. Those members with clearer heads had been shuffled elsewhere after they refused to stop arguing against the credits scenes for the movie and now the movie had been trashed.
There was much illegal substances and drinking (no one noticing that the bottles were about a decade ago at the least) amongst the people in the room.
"... I don't get it... People were on board with the first trailer... They were excited to see the Spider-Man graffiti and seeing Michael Keaton with what it could mean..." said one of the people.
"Well we were the ones that put that image in the trailer knowing the director had nothing to do with it and we thought that Dr Strange's spell would be enough to explain why Vulture was suddenly in this universe..." said someone else.
"And the fact that anyone who has seen No Way Home knows that we messed up how the spell works; plus you think people would be excited to see Keaton in the multiverse in a Marvel movie considering he is playing Batman again in that Flash movie..." said another person.
"I hear that the Flash movie has it's own problems with the star getting themselv arrested..." said another.
"Plus how did Vulture get a new suit considering not only is there not Chitauri tech on this Earth but it was made by the Tinkerer and he isn't a scientist like in the comics..." said someone else.
"We can bounce back... We made Into the Spider-Verse and we have a two part sequel in the works... Plus our Kraven movie... We will bounce back!" said the main executive.
"...I see a unicorn farting out bullets and he is dressed like a cow..." said someone else before passing out.
"Come on everyone; we have to redeem ourselves! If Warner Bros can do it then we can... Come on... I need ideas stat!" said the main executive.
"You know I once ready a two parter in the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man comics... There was a wrestler called El Muerto... He never appeared again but we can give him a movie and cast a Puerto Rican actor to play him despite him being mexican..." said someone.
"Consider it done! This is a decision that will prove that we know what we are doing with the IP of the most popular superhero in the world!" the main executive said as he then wrote it down and signed to make it greenlit before everyone passed out.
Much later the main executive was looking nervously at the furious looking Sony board of directors as he was presented with a laptop showing all the mockery on it. "So... Fiege gotten back to us about plans for the next Tom Holland film or the Freshman Year cartoon?" he asked hesitatingly with a nervous smile.