A Note: This was done months ago . . . I'm sorry. I just wanted to hold off on it until I was certain I'd be doing the sequel (and had a few of its chapters finished), so I could announce here that it would be called "Nothing Like That" . . . so yeah . . . read this and be prepared for the sequel. Though it is rather silly to do this with a fan fiction, this story is unofficial, it does not hold any relevance to the sequel or "Something Like That" it's just . . . something I felt like doing. I guess you could call it Filler . . . except it's all fan fiction anyway isnt it? So it's all below even filler material . . . how sad.

Something Like That . . .

AFTERSHOCK!

About Ten Years After The Play . . .

"How's my make up? Good? How's my hair, am I good? Good? Okay, good. What? Oh uh are we on? Are we rolling? Uh, yeah I am young up and coming reporter whose name isn't important enough to say, and I'm here with my camera crew outside the Konoha Auditorium where the famous, or shall I say infamous Yamanaka Talent Troop is going to be performing their classical variation of the fantastic play, The Emperor and I. And . . . yes, here they come, I can see the famed Rock Lee, yes it's Lee! Here he is, oh I could just kiss him, except his eyebrows are scary so I won't!" The little reporter jumps up and down, the camera bobs up and down as well in an attempt to follow the movements.

"Lee! Lee! Hey bushy browed freak-ass!" The reporter screams.

Lee comes over, "Yes? How can I help you?"

"Mister Lee, Lee, can you give me an exclusive interview which would propell my career to a point at which I am worthy of mentioning my name?"
"What's your name?"

"I'm not worthy!"

"Wait, you're Kiba's sister--"

"Shut up! I'm not worthy!" Hana, the reporter screamed.

"Uh . . . you creep me out. But I'll give you an interview if you complement my eyebrows." Lee said.

The reporter stares at him for a very long while before saying "Y'know most people just want me to touch them inapropriately for an interview, cant I just do that instead?"

"Complement the brows!" Lee commands.

"I cant, they're too creepy!" Hana cried.

"Then the Handsome Devil Rock Lee has no time for you." Lee said, sweeping his hands over his eyebrows and moving on.

Hana frowned and looked back into the camera, "Well folks, that didn't work out. Why the hell did I quit working as a vet? Uh, anyway here comes . . . yes, it's Ino! Ino! Ino over here!"

"Ah, an autograph? Anything for my adoring public." Ino sighed.

"Ino!" Hana cried, "Ino, I don't want an autograph, I'm curious, do you have time for a quick exclusive interview with me?"

"Don't you have anorexic ducklings to feed or something?" Ino scoffed, "Besides, The Ino does not like it when underlings and fans refer to her directly, The Ino would prefer you direct all questions and comments to her servant."

Chouji waved, "Yeah, sorry about that Hana, she's just kind of . . . y'know, high on herself now that she's famous."

"Hah! High on herself? You mean Ino does drugs?" Hana cried, "At least that's what the people watching at home will think if I dont get my interview!"

"Uh . . . yeah . . . anayway see you later, Hana." Chouji said.

"The Ino is too good to care what viewers at home think." Ino scoffed and headed into the aduitorium.

Hana slouched, "Uh . . . well here comes Tenten, hi Tenten."

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh you're talking to me! You're talking to me? Oh my gosh uh let's do an exclusive interview right now, okay?" Tenten asked, jumping up and down.

Hana scoffed, "Yeah right, like anyone would care about an exclusive with you, meat ball head!"

And so Tenten stomped off pouting, then mysteriously a rock hit Hana in the head.

Hana sighed, "And folks it looks like the Talent Troop is too good for interviews . . . except Tenten and who cares about her? Oh wait, here come Shikamaru and Temari, Kenji keep the camera rolling or I'll tell your wife you slept with her sister-what do you mean I'm a bitch and we're live? You mean I won't get to edit this later? Aw crap! Anyway Shikamaru! Temari!"

"What?" Shikamaru sighed.

"You do know we have a play to get to, right?" Temari sighed.

"Do you have time for an exclusive interview with me?" Hana asked.

"No." Shikamaru said. "But then again, The Ino is getting on my nerves so . . . you wanna skip the show, Tem?"
"Oh sure, that'd be lovely." Temari nods.

"Oh yes!" Hana cries, "So, uh, Shikamaru, Temari, uh are the rumors true? Are you two married?"
"What rumors? We've been married for a few years now Hana." Temari said.

"We've got kids." Shikamaru pointed out.

Hana stared at them, "Y-you guys cant even play along? I mean we're live here."

"Just ask us some questions before this becomes even more troublesome than the play." Temari warned.

"Uh okay . . . so how did you two meet?"

"It was a dark and stormy night-"

"The sun was shining brightly in the clear blue sky-"

The two looked at each other, "It was a dark and stormy night during which the sun was shining brightly," Shikamaru decided.

"I, being the heiress of a vast fortune came to Konoha to inspect my family's holdings," Temari went on, "When I was kidnapped by evil beavers."

Shikamaru nodded, "I fought them off with my awesome sword of justice."

"And then we made love right there in a feild of wild flowers." Temari added.

Hana stared at them, "You guys are just screwing with me arent you?"

"No, no we're not, it's all true!" Temari said, "Anyway it was after that that we began our long hard war against the beavers, as you know Shika-kun here has his brave army of armored reindeer."
"I've got my what now?"

"Reindeer, darling. And they fly around, remember?"

"How could I forget." Shikamaru nodded, "Yes after thirty three years of arguous warfare Temari and I triumphed, and her brothers allowed me her hand in marriage."

"Okay, neither of you is even close to being thirty three yet, so how could you have fought for thirty three years?"

"Hey, don't be dissin our love story, woman!" Temari warned and drew forth her fan, "Anyway that's how we met. Any other questions?"

"Well . . . how is your relationship?"

"In all honesty it's an off and on relationship." Shikamaru admitted.

"Yeah, he gets off and I tell him to get back on or else I'll break his wrist." Temari nodded.

"So do you guys ever offer up ideas for plays?"
"Well we get to do whatever we want to on stage anyway, so y'know . . . whatever. Ino can dictate some nonsense but in the end we the actors just do what we feel like doing. Remember that time when we were doing that play by Juraiya, Through The Peeping Glass, and Hinata was playing Anice and you were supposed to be the cat, Tem-chan?" Shikamaru asked.

"Yeah . . . well Ino never told me that cat wasn't supposed to initiate hot lesbian sex with Anice, so what the heck? Besides I was kind of drunk and--"
"You don't drink, Temari." Shikamaru pointed out.

"Uh yeah, not since I dressed up like a cat and initiated hot lesbian sex with Hinata."

"Which incidentally was the reason we got married." Shikamaru added, "Her performance . . . moved me."

"Shut up. Hinata still acts weird about it." Temari said.

"Wait a minute, there never was such a play!" Hana said.

"Or was there?" Temari smirked.

"You never had hot lesbian sex with Hinata!" Hana went on.

"Or did I?" Temari asked.

Hana stared at Temari, "Well what about your kids, can you guys not feed me a six pack of lies about them?"
"We've got a girl and a boy, if you want us to stay honest best not go farther than that." Shikamaru said.

"Our daughter is cursed to be a hawk by day, our son a wolf by night." Temari blurted, Shikamaru put a hand on her shoulder and she sighed, "Okay, okay, I'm sorry . . . our girl turns into a seagull and our son a beagle. But hawk and wolf sound so much cooler, y'know?"

"Um . . . so any more children in the future?"

"Well Shikamaru says two is enough, but I for one would like to shoot for a third." Temari says.

"She's lying, that's just something she says because she's a sex addict and claiming that we're shooting for a third child gives her an excuse to keep me going."

"Shh! That's private!" Temari laughs.

"But everyone knows you're a sex adict, Temari-san." Hana points out.

"Yeah but I don't like to advertise." Temari scoffs.

"Well can you tell me something that nobody knows about you guys?" Hana asks.

"Secret? Well . . . while Shikamaru and I were dating . . . everything you're not supposed to do with an underage date . . . yeah we had a check list and we did it all!" Temari said, throwing her fist in the air triumphantly, a trio of Anbu appear silently behind her, "But I married him first so it was perfectly legal, so there, hahaha!" the Anbu hang their shoulders dejectedly and disappear. Temari mutters "suckers" and folds her arms. "Top that, Shika-kun."

Shikamaru shrugs, "No one else knows that I like the color blue." He says.

"No you dont!" Temari scoffs.

"I do, you just didn't know until now." Shikamaru said.

"Ah, skillfully done my love, and the authorities didn't even try to take you away." Temari says sarcastically and claps.

"Uh . . . well there you have it . . . uh . . . Nara Shikamaru and his wife Nara Temari, who is not a sex adict . . . and this our exclusive interview. Hana signing off."

Ze End!