"Where's that hatchet?" Ron whispered to Gracie during History Of Magic. The Professor's boring drone of a speech dragged on and on.

"Under my cloak."

"Is that so?" A devilish grin came upon his face. His hand slowly wound it's way under her clothes...

Gracie gasped and awoke. The entire history of magic class snickered as they watched Gracie's cheeks redden as she realized her dream. She gave Ron a swift, wondering look as she sank lower in the uncomfortable chair.

"Gracie."

"Ron?"

"Harry!"

Binns goes on teaching

"Professor!! But didn't the First Merlin of Warlock get stunted with a not-properly-performed stunning spell?"

"ZomgHermioneShutUp." Kira was too busy being enraptured in Professor Binn's lesson... for... some reason to be bothered with Hermione's questions.

"Kira... whatcha doing?" Harry wondered.

"Well... I was just thinking about what it would be like to have sex with a ghost." Since she declared this rather loudly, everyone turned and stared at the grinning girl. Binns turned a dreadful shade of red, unable to ignore her statement.

"I didn't know ghosts could blush, Kira."

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"OW! MY TOEEE!!!!"

"YOU JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE YOUR ELBOW IN MY FACE, OK??"

"GOSH, WOULD YOU STOP BEING A CUNT FOR LIKE... TWO SECONDS?"

"WELL, SHIT ON TOAST- YOU BUGGERS ARE LOUD."

Ron and Hermione stopped their bickering as they stared at Gracie, who happened to have her hands on her hips, her lips pursed.

"KTHNXSTFUNOWBYEE." Kira laughed as she took Gracie's hand and skipped away to the Quidditch field.

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The whole school had gathered about the stadium, stomping about the stands.

grumble grumble should have brought an extra sock grumble

"BONJOURNO, KIDDOS!" Snape gave Dumbledore a rather confused look. Dumbledore replied with one of his signature "all-knowing" glances.

"As y'all know, Cedric, the not deadric team captaino, has picked out the best Quidditch players to compete against the evilahagdfggf;; other schools. Yay, the thrill of the orgy- uh, competition! And now for the those lucky team players!"

Kira and Gracie looked at each other anxiously as they gripped their hands together hard.

"Harry Potter! Cedric Diggory! Draco Malfoy! Ginny Weasley! Fred Weasley! George Weasley! Ron Weasley! Gracie Badeau! Kira Cassidy!"

The crowd was in an uproar as the girls squealed happily. Kira ran and jumped on Fred in excitement, and he fell to the ground laughing and kissing her. Ron grasped Gracie around her waist and twirled her about. George gave an oddly happy Harry a piggy back ride. Even Draco didn't look like the usual sourpuss, gazing at Cedric's handsome face. Ginny was the only one who was rather flustered as she had no one to cuddle, kiss, gaze, twirl, or swoon over. But that's ok, because we don't really need a ho.

Author's Note: Shut up, Ginny's not even as good-looking as George.