Hogwarts Halloween Karaoke Party
By Herpaghonasyphilitis
Disclaimer: I own nothing here, except for the plot, and I don't even have the rights to that.
Warning: slight mentioning of slash in later chaps. Also, characters are OOC (out of character) pretty much Hogwarts is kinda more punk-rock in my story.
Read on dear viewers, read on!
Finally it was Halloween, the night of Hogwats's big karaoke party. All the students and even some teachers were chatting excitedly with each other all through dinner, not-so-patiently waiting for it to be over so they could start the fun.
Since everyone had been anxiously waiting for the Headmaster to announce the beginning of the party, they all noticed right away when Professor Dumbledore stood up and the ringing of his fork against his goblet echoed through the already silent Great Hall.
"As it appears that everyone is either too nervous, too excited, or too much of both to eat, so I believe that means it is time for the party to begin, bring on the music!" Laughed a Dumbledore who sounded as carefree and young as the students.
Dumbledore waved his wand in a big sweeping motion across the Great Hall. The four hose tables disappeared, and the chairs that the students were still sitting in were moved to stand around about 60 or so little tables, like the ones that appeared for the Yule Ball in Harry's fourth year, but these tables were smaller and only seated about five people.
With another wand wave, the platform that the Head table usually sat on was now raised a few feet higher so it was about 4 ½ feet off the ground and the Head Table was absent. The teachers and Dumbledore were sitting at a few of the smaller tables with the rest of the audience.
The lights in the hall were dimmed to the point where you could barely make out the legs of the chair you were sitting on, and the only bright area was the platform, which now had velvety red curtains in front of a set of stairs on each side of the platform leading from the ground to what was now a stage with a microphone in a stand.
You could taste the excitement in the air as Dumbledore once again stood, this time from the back of the room.
"It is now time to be silent and respectful as each person or group goes up to do their part. If I may introduce to you the first act: Leviosa! Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked onstage, where two other mics had appeared next to the first. When the trio stepped past the curtain and onto the stage, their school uniform "magically" changed into black leather pants for Harry and Ron, and while leather for Hermione. All three of them had black shirts, Harry and Ron's were muscle shirts and Hermione's a thin, long sleeve, V-neck cashmere sweater. Hermione had on black combat boots, while the boys were wearing black and red skater shoes. Hermione's wavy hair was pulled back into a messy ponytail. Her dark brown eyes were smudged with smoky shadow and eyeliner with a touch of mascara, while her lips were painted a deep red. Harry's hair had grown out a bit, so that it almost covered his bright green eyes. There was just a touch of black eyeliner under his bottom lashes, making him look even more delectable than usual. Ron on the other hand had cut his hair super short, and his ginger locks were spiked up with gel and he had a smudge of brown eyeliner on, making his blue eyes shine.
Harry went to go stand by the middle mic when his electric guitar, a drums set and a bass guitar appeared. Harry picked up his guitar while Hermione went to get the bass guitar and stood to Harry's left. Ron meanwhile got behind the drums set and sat down, the drum sticks in his hands.
"Ok everyone," Harry began, "We are Leviosa," He strummed his guitar, "And this is I Just Wanna Live by Good Charlotte."
When the music started everyone got up to dance to the beat.
Harry:
I need an alarm system in my house
So I know when people are
Creepin' about
These people are
Freakin' me out
Ron & Hermione:
These Days
Harry:
It's getting hectic everywhere that I go
They won't leave me alone
There's things they all want to know
Harry & Ron:
I'm paranoid of all the people I meet
Why are they talking to me
And why can't anyone see
Harry, Ron & Hermione:
I just wanna live
Don't really care about the things that they say
Don't really care about what happens to me
I just wanna live
Harry:
Just wanna live 7x
All of Hogwarts was crowding around the stage, screaming and yelling like it was really Good Charlotte they were watching.
Harry:
I rock a
Lawsuit when I'm goin' to court
A white suit when I'm gettin' divorced
A black suit at the funeral home
And my birthday suit when I'm home alone
Talkin' on the phone
Got an interview
With the Rowling Stone
They're sayin'
Harry & Hermione:
Now you're rich and
Now you're famous
Fake ass girls all know you names and
Ron & Hermione:
Lifestyles
Harry:
Of the rich and famous
Your first hit are you ashamed?
Of the life 2x
Of the life we're livin'
Harry, Ron & Hermione:
I just wanna live
Don't really care about the things that they say
Don't really care about what happens to me
I just wanna live
Harry & Ron:
Stop your messin' around boy
Better think of your future
Better make some good plans boy
Said every one of my teachers
Lookout
You better play it safe
You never know what hard times will come your way
We say
Where we're comin' from
We've already seen
The wealth that this life can bring.
Harry & Hermione:
Now we're expected everywhere that we go
All the things that they say
Yeah we already know
Harry, Ron & Hermione:
I just wanna live
Don't really care about the things that they say
Don't really care about what happens to me
Just wanna live x3
I just wanna live
Just wanna live x3
I just wanna live
Just wanna live x3
Don't really care about the things that they say
Just wanna live x3
Don't really care about what happens to me
I just wanna live
As Leviosa ended their song, they were followed off the stage by tumultuous applause and the screams of fangirls.
As the noise quieted down a bit, the doors to the Great Hall opened up and in walked these two men and a woman.
"THAT," said one of the men, in a British accent, "was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard." They all stopped walking and stood by Dumbledore. Then the man continued. "I just can't get over how aweful that was." The students stood in shock. All the fangirls were about ready to murder this mysterious man. Before they could even get close to him though, Dumbledore had stood up again.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you my great friends: Samuel Collins," He gestured to the rude Brit who had spoken earlier. "Pamela Applegate," He pointed at the female of the small group, "And Ryan Johnson who are both from America." He said pointing at the third man.
"You'll have to ignore Sam here, he doesn't know what he's talking about. I thought you guys, and girl, were wonderful, you know so just, keep up the great work!" said Pamela in a soft, sweet American accent to Harry, Ron and Hermione, while giving Sam a dirty look.
"I have to say I agree with her, you dogs were great! Yo man, that was like, that was da bomb!" agreed Ryan with something between a gangsta and professional American accent.
"I forgot to mention this earlier, but Samuel, Pamela and Ryan will be judging your performances. It's nothing to get worried over, just some friendly competition between friends and houses." Explained Professor Dumbledore with his trademark twinkle behind those half-moon glasses. "So, thank you to Leviosa, for your wonderful performance. "
Our next performer will be…
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Thanks so much to Catri Howlman-Carthaki spy and esthervanberkum for reviewing!
Yay the second chapter is up! Woohoo me! Ok, so tell me what u think, was it good? Do you like the song? Was it believable? Was it funny enough?
Did you get the parody of the American Idol judges? I thought it was funny…
Tell me what u think! R&R please!
Luv ya
Kat