Akamaru's Bath Day CH.2
Disclaimer: Once again we don't own Naruto we wish we did, but we do own Gaara gets hit with shoe
damn we don't, only dreams.
Gaara: "mmhmmmm in your dreams not mine never mine"
"Damn"
Sasuke: snickers
(major Sasuke Bashing)
Kiba was amazed so far they had gotten through the soaking and the drenching and the soaping without any struggle or incident,
" maybe this will be easier than I thought" he said aloud, big mistake. Akamaru jumped out of the wash tub, drenching Kiba and sending bubbles flying throughout the house. He torn through the back door and jumped face first in the largest dirtiest muddiest puddle Konoha has ever seen. Then as if in protest Akamaru ran around the yard, ripping out flowers and grass. He ran back into the house and jumped on every single bit of furniture he could find, even Kiba's beloved bed. Kiba blinked, blinked again, his house was gone, in its place was mud, a lot of mud, squishy, dirty, icky, muddy, mud, everywhere.
"Maybe, I will call reinforcements, my friends wont be happy though, they still remember last time"
Akamaru reported back to the kitchen, dirty, muddy, and very very pleased. Kiba inched to the phone, while staring at Akamaru hoping he didn't realize. Akamaru noticed what Kiba was doing and lunged for the phone, in a one last attempt he grabbed the phone stealing it just before Kiba's hand reached it. This time it was Kiba who ran into the wall, not Akamaru, Akamaru turned around and smirked at Kiba one last time before darting out the door. He quickly ran to the back fence, and began to dig, he knew have that much time. His owner was a ninja and would recover soon. Kiba struggled to his feet, yelling bloody murder he ran to the backyard, and lunged in his oh so graceful ninja style at the fence, just as Akamaru slipped under it. Once again running into a hard surface face first, Kiba grimaced. Meanwhile Akamaru was having the time of his life running through Konoha. When suddenly smack he ran into that cute little pink poodle with its precious purple bow from across the street. Akamaru trotted after the poodle, Kiba had followed Akamaru and was waiting across the street and was about to grab him when Sasuke in a towel came running out onto the street.
"Princess, get your pink fluffy ass back here" screamed Sasuke bubbles and all. Kiba pulled out a camera, from seemingly no where, and began to click madly.
"I have serious blackmail" screamed Kiba. Sasuke turned at the noise, jumped ten feet into the air and pulled his towel closer to himself.
"how long have you been there he" he screeched in a totally unmanly voice.
" long enough to gather serious blackmail" grinned Kiba waving the small camera in Sasukes stunned and totally white face.
"Oh god what do I have to do to stop you from pasting it on the internet, everywhere" grimaced Sasuke
"I actually wasn't gonna do that, but now that you mention it, it's a great idea" said Kiba his grin widening. Sasuke howled in despair and threw himself to his knees sobbing pitifully. Kiba looked down at Sasuke
"well since I don't want to put you through to much trouble, remember that incident last year?". Sasuke raised his head with tears streaming down his face, and said suspiciously
"what incident?" Kiba smiled rather evilly
"that little Akamaru bathing day incident"
Sasukes mouth widened in horror he shuddered,
"noo, noo, not again, I still have mental scars"
"Oh cry me a river, princess" mocked Kiba "its either that or severe loss of social standings, personally I'm up for the blackmail". Sasuke slowly raised himself to his knees in a rather defeated way,
"fine….ok I'll do it"
A/N:
Sorry for the sasuke bashing, but we had to pick on somebody and we figured it may as well be the guy with hair that looks like a chickens ass. Anyways Sasuke lover or not just click the pretty review button.
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